“……”

Hu Yue's mouth opened, but he couldn't speak, he could only smile bitterly, he originally wanted to reason with Yan Yichen, but he didn't expect that he was not even her opponent to reason......

"Well, you're right."

Hu Yue thought for a moment, and then said, "But even if that's the case, you shouldn't joke about something like Ji, it will cause great damage to me and your brother's reputation!" ”

"I'm not kidding, I'm serious!"

Yan Yichen blinked his eyes and said, "Brother Hu Yue, you don't know, I'm usually so busy, I have to rush to talk about several relationships every day, this is a task in our group, but it's important, do you think I'm willing to run most of the demons to come and tease you?" ”

"Seriously?!"

Hu Yue's eyes widened, which one do you recognize?

He hurriedly said, "Chenchen, we've known each other for so long, don't you joke and scare me anymore, okay?" ”

"When am I joking with you?"

Yan Yichen looked innocent and said, "Although I, Yan Yichen, am a little eccentric, but you have always been very sincere to Brother Hu Yue, have I lied to you before?" ”

"Didn't you just say last year that you would be my girlfriend when your hair was long and waist-high, but your brother said that you would cut your hair every three days, what does this mean?"

For this matter, Hu Yue is still a little angry, there is no way, last year's lesson was too profound, it was just embarrassing, as an adult, he was coaxed by a little Lori, and he felt ashamed to think about it.

"That's not a lie, you didn't say you wouldn't let me cut my hair."

Yan Yichen squinted with a smile and said softly, "Brother Hu Yue, I didn't expect you to really think about this matter." ”

I'm rubbing, yes, it's okay why am I mentioning it, isn't it uncomfortable?!

Hu Yue couldn't wait to slap himself.

"Brother Hu Yue, I can tell you, my standard for you is the lowest."

Yan Yichen's little face was full of sincerity, "When I say this to others, I wait for my long hair and feet, long hair and ankles, long hair and knees, long hair and buttocks, or something." Your waist-length hair is already the easiest to achieve, and maybe one day I'll accidentally make it grow. ”

"When that time comes, I'll be your girlfriend."

Who are you fooling with this nonsense?

You talk about twenty relationships a year, even if you become my girlfriend, your intentions must be sinister, and you have to brush my copy to increase your record!

Hu Yue also ate dry food for an extra year, and he was not so easy to deceive, so he was busy and said, "Let's not talk about this, just tell me honestly, why do you want your brother to be a?" ”

"Brother Hu Yue, why don't we play a game, how about changing one question for another?"

Yan Yichen's eyes flickered, and he suddenly said so.

"Okay, I've already asked, you answer first."

"It's not because I care about my brother."

Yan Yichen sighed and looked like he was 'heartbroken for my brother'.

Concerned about your brother? Caring about your brother is to let him be a? Your sister is too caring!

Hu Yue couldn't help but have a black line on his face, pulled down his face and said, "Chenchen, you said you wanted to play a game, but now you don't tell the truth, I will be very angry if you do this." ”

"What I said is true!"

Yan Yichen hurriedly explained, "My brother is likely to be greatly stimulated recently, I think it will be better for him to let him be a!" ”

"What stimulus?"

"This is another question, let me ask you, Brother Hu Yue, have you ever talked to someone before? This time the receiver does not count. ”

What does it mean to ask this question?

Hu Yue was a little depressed, didn't he expose my shortcomings and slap my face, how embarrassing, he thought for a while and said, "Does it count as a family when I was a child?" ”

Unexpectedly, Yan Yichen was actually very serious, and nodded, "Count, why not, although I was a little younger at that time, my heart and feelings are sincere, they are all dependent on each other, and they are happy with each other, of course, they can be regarded as talking objects!" ”

Bosom friend! Words from the bottom of my heart!

You must know that when he first lived with Chu Xue, it was an investment, and he didn't want to be separated when it was dark, and when he was forcibly dragged home by an adult, he cried so much that it was heartbreaking and dark, and he thought that he was broken up like a TV show, and he would never see each other again.

"Then we talked about it."

Thinking of the interesting things of his childhood, Hu Yue felt a little warm in his heart.

"That little girl who played with you must be very cute, and she will make you happy."

Yan Yichen's mouth pursed, as if he was very envious, "Why didn't anyone come to play with me when I was a child?" ”

"It's time for you to answer my questions."

Hu Yue reminded, his heart said that this little girl's mind is really strange enough, and the thing of such a little child is also worthy of envy?

"My brother, it's likely that he will receive a big 'surprise' recently, and he will commit suicide if he doesn't do it, so I have to care more about him, and it's best to find a friend for him to watch him inseparably."

Yan Yichen's face was melancholy, not like he was lying, "It's my turn, Brother Hu Yue, is your first kiss still there?" ”

I'm going to go! Why do you little girl keep asking this kind of question? How embarrassing!

Hu Yue subconsciously remembered a classic saying in Luther's world, 'The first kiss is still there, but the first night is gone.'" ”

What's even sadder is that he's still both there.

Still, he replied, "Did you count as a child?" ”

Lo and behold, that's a panacea! Thinking about it back then, I didn't do anything bad, relying on my tender face, I didn't eat less of those little girls' tofu, and even rolled over the grass, although it was a bad thing, and I was pressed on the grass by the female paper to fight, but it was also rolled, wasn't it?

"It doesn't count."

"Why doesn't it count?" Hu Yue wondered, "Isn't it also a kiss?" ”

"You weren't sensible at that time, you didn't exchange body nights, you didn't feel sweet, and you didn't even speed up your heartbeat."

Yan Yichen said seriously, "How can such a kiss be considered a first kiss?" The first kiss is sacred, okay! ”

Swap body night? Does that mean a wet kiss? What do you little girl have in her head!

Hu Yue realized that it was very wrong to talk about these things with a little girl, so he quickly stopped the topic, "Don't play, don't play, I have no problem asking." ”

"But I still have it."

Yan Yichen didn't follow, "Brother Hu Yue, are you still a virgin?" ”

Ouch, I'll go, you've got to get an inch!

Hu Yue was really speechless, he admired that this little girl could ask herself such a question without blushing and panting, she was not ashamed at all, he was a little embarrassed himself, and said with a sinking face, "What do you mean by asking this?" ”

"Well, that's also a question, you answer me first, and I'll answer you later." Yan Yichen is serious and authentic.