“……”

Hu Yue wanted to leave with his sleeves up, but he felt that it was very ungraceful to put on a face for a little girl, and he was still a little curious about Yan Yifan's, what was it that made him commit suicide.

So Hu Yue pressed the emotion in his heart and said perfunctorily, "No." ”

What age is this, you must not admit that you are a virgin, otherwise you will lose face.

Hu Yue had an intuition that Yan Yichen was deliberately digging a hole for herself, if she answered yes, she suddenly screamed, pretending to be surprised and shouting, "Ah, you are still a virgin." "What does this make everyone think of themselves?

At that scene, Hu Yue was terrified when he thought about it.

"It's good if it's not, it's good if it's not."

Yan Yichen nodded suddenly, and muttered in a low voice, "This way there will be no guilt." ”

I rub, this rhythm is not right!

Hu Yue's heart tightened, and he hurriedly changed his words, "How could it not be, Chenchen, you don't look at your brother Hu Yue's frustration, how can he not be a virgin?" ”

"If so, so much the better."

Yan Yichen was a little excited, and said, "Now it's time for me to answer your question." ”

"I'm asking you these questions because I have a child here and want to have a baby with you."

"What?!"

Hu Yue was stunned, "Are you pregnant?" Who did this to you!? ”

"Nope."

Yan Yichen was a little shy of a little woman, and said with a red face, "This is just an idea, it hasn't become a reality yet, so I'm not looking for your help?" ”

"Why do you have such a strange idea?"

Hu Yue looked at Yan Yichen with an incredulous face, "Yan Yichen, who taught you this, you are only fourteen years old, how can you think so?" ”

"Nobody taught me."

Yan Yichen was very unconvinced, "What's wrong with being fourteen years old, I hate others to talk about age the most, am I like those ordinary people who use age to make decisions?" ”

This is true, Hu Yue has known Yan Yichen for almost two years, this little girl has changed almost every year, maybe because of the good family conditions, or because she is talented, she has developed much earlier than her peers, and her height is almost 1.6 meters.

And her mind is not to mention, she is alive and well from a grinding goblin, her scheming is unfathomable, her brain hole breaks through the sky, and many adults are not necessarily as smart as her.

But even if that's the case, you can't just think about having a baby.

Is this what a normal person should think?

It's a god-like problem girl.

Hu Yue sighed, feeling a sense of powerlessness, so he could only ask her with a tiger face, "Yan Yichen, you explain to me well, why do you have such thoughts?" ”

"Because if I have a baby now, there will be many benefits."

Yan Yichen folded his fingers seriously, "First, I don't have to go to school, and I don't have to mess with those little kids anymore." Second, if I have a child, people will no longer treat me as a child, and I will be able to completely shake off the shackles of age and do as much as I want. Thirdly, the age difference between me and my children is not too big, if I work hard, I may be able to set a Guinness Book of Records for seven generations in the same house, and win glory for the country for ......"

"Besides, according to the experience of the ancients, it is not uncommon to have a child at the age of fourteen ......"

"Stop...... Stop ......"

Hu Yue hurriedly stopped, knowing that he couldn't communicate with Yan Yichen, so he took out his mobile phone, "I have to tell your brother about this." ”

No wonder you would say that your brother has received a big 'surprise' recently, and indeed, it is quite a big surprise.

"It's useless for you to sue him, this idea is stored in my head, you can't take it away and you can't stop it!"

Yan Yichen said nonchalantly, "Brother Hu Yue, such a good thing, why don't you think about it, if you don't want to, then I have to go find someone else." ”

"You dare!"

Hu Yue's voice was an octave higher, he only felt that his head was as big as a fight, he had long known that Yan Yichen was a grinding goblin, and when he was with her, he had to take care of his discipline and IQ, otherwise he would go berserk if he was not careful.

But he never thought that Yan Yichen would make such an unbelievable request to him!

He really didn't dare to continue this topic, otherwise he would only say that he had taught underage girls badly, and if he didn't say anything, he would be arrested and soaked in a pig cage.

"Chenchen, let's stop making this joke, okay?"

Hu Yue almost bowed down in front of Yan Yichen, and said with a pleading face, "Look, we've known each other for a long time, my brother is also very good to you, and I have never treated you badly, you can do it well, give my brother a way out, brother's small arms, legs and small heart are really not enough for you to play." ”

"Is it really good for me?"

Yan Yichen looked unmoved, and said, "But why do I think you treat me badly, since last year, when have you taken the initiative to contact me?" I didn't even give a gift on my birthday, and even deleted my QQ, so you're good for me? ”

I'm rubbing, this little girl is holding a grudge!

Hu Yue suddenly realized, and at the same time felt very innocent, who dares to contact you a little devil if you have nothing to do, and I have also suffered emotional trauma on you, okay, how embarrassing it is, naturally I dare not contact you when you are old.

However, Hu Yue naturally didn't dare to say these words to Yan Yichen, so he could only apologize with a smile, "Chenchen, these are indeed my brother's faults, my brother is solemnly apologizing to you now, can you forgive my brother once?" ”

"Bad?"

Yan Yichen shook his head, "Forgive you, that's what God should do......"

"But in my eyes ......"

Hu Yue hurriedly slapped his ass wildly, and said reverently, "Chenchen is like an angel, as holy and perfect as God, Chenchen, you are my God, you will definitely forgive me, right?" ”

This sycophant shot was a bit level, Yan Yichen couldn't help but smile and squint, pinched Hu Yue's face and said, "Really? The little mouth is so sweet! ”

Damn, how do I feel like I've been molested, a big man lets a little girl pinch her face like this, it's very shameless!

However, Hu Yue didn't dare to protest, and still enjoyed the touch of the 'angel' with a smile.

"Forgive you, it's not impossible to ......"

Yan Yichen seemed to be very satisfied with Hu Yue's expression, and finally relented, "Otherwise, you can make me a poem first, just like before." ”

Nima, you don't want to farm this copy of me again, do you?

Hu Yue's heart suddenly rose, thinking that Yan Yichen was going to repeat last year's script, first engage in some ambiguity with herself, give herself some hope, and then ruthlessly expose her dreams, and then increase her record of brushing people and fighting the jungle, and make contributions to the FFF team.

Last year, it was because I was too young, the sperm was in my brain, and I was pregnant in my brain, so I stupidly came up with some love words for the second middle school, but now there is still that leisure.

Fortunately, Hu Yue was blessed to his heart, remembered a divine comedy he had heard, and after a little silence, he recited it-