"Haha, Chenchen, you're still so cute!"

Seeing Yan Yichen, Zhang Tianbo was a little empty, and hurriedly changed the topic with a haha, "Ouch, Hu Yue hasn't seen him for a few days, and he has become a lot more handsome!" ”

Or Bo Ge has a vision, which made you discover!

Hu Yue couldn't help but feel a little proud, but also a little worried, so handsome that he couldn't explain it so suddenly, he was thinking about how to fool a few words, and then he heard Zhang Tianbo continue, "After finding a girlfriend, it is really different, look at your radiant appearance, if it weren't for being familiar with you, I wouldn't dare to recognize it at all!" ”

And voila! And voila! I just said that the script of "Happy to Be a Father" is good, and this saves a lot of explanations and a lot of things!

For a while, Hu Yue couldn't help but feel a little smug, and couldn't help but praise his wit.

"Hu Yue, that's all you can do, being a pick-up man can make you like this!"

He Shuquan said disdainfully, very disdainful of Hu Yue's silly expression.

Someone once did a survey and found that most of the men with virgin complexes were virgins! Once a man does something, the sense of sacredness in his heart will collapse instantly, and this virginity complex will often be self-defeating, and even mature women will feel better!

He Shuquan is a pure virgin, and the virgin complex in his heart is old, so he is naturally very dissatisfied with Hu Yue's behavior of picking up broken shoes.

Can you not be dissatisfied? Damn, I'll be left as a virgin in the dormitory, and my heart is like a knife when I think about it!

"You can't even afford a spare tire, and you call a yarn."

Zhang Tianbo said lightly, and immediately silenced He Shuquan.

It's hard to dismantle!

When Hu Yue heard this, the corners of his eyes couldn't help but moisten, thinking of his hard-working bachelor career with He Shuquan, it was really miserable!

I remember one time, He Shuquan was really lonely, so he said to Hu Yue Let's go find Sister Xiao, it's a big deal, I'll invite you!

When Hu Yue heard this, his heart was beating fast, he had never been so excited in his life, he hesitated for a while, and finally failed to resist the temptation, and agreed with tears in his conscience.

Then He Shuquan thought that this was the first time for the two of them, and they were inexperienced and afraid of being embarrassed by the short time, so they went with Hu Yuejian first and then went to ......

Well, after masturbation, both of them were wandering, empty-eyed, desireless, and didn't want to go, so they wittily saved hundreds of oceans......

Later, the two of them never mentioned looking for Sister Xiao again......

After all, if you think about it, you have hands and feet, so why bother others and waste money......

"Okay, okay, Chenchen is still here, is it really okay for you to talk about this?"

Yan Yifan finally couldn't listen to it anymore, and hurriedly assigned the task to start the barbecue.

At this time, Hu Yue saw that Yan Yichen ran to He Shuquan's side and whispered a few words, and suddenly He Shuquan's face darkened.

Hu Yue's health has improved a little, they are not far away, and they can hear it clearly, "Brother Shuquan, don't be sad, it's a big deal I'll let you be my spare tire!" ”

This little girl is really good at coaxing people!

Hu Yue was very emotional, remembering that last year, this little girl also swore to herself, "Brother Hu Yue, when I have long hair and waist, I will be your girlfriend, okay?" ”

At that time, Hu Yue's face was so excited that his face was red, Lori was upside down, such a good thing would fall on his head, the sky has eyes! It's so touching!

Hu Yue's attitude towards Yan Yichen suddenly changed greatly, and he felt that her eccentricity was also a kind of chic cuteness, and he greeted her with all kinds of cold greetings, saddles before and after the horse, and was like a fiancée!

Later, Yan Yifan finally couldn't stand it anymore, and told Hu Yue the truth of the matter, "Hu Yue, if you can really settle my sister, brother, I don't object, but I have to tell you something, Chenchen will go to my mother every two weeks to do her hair, and she will never let her hair grow longer than her waist, she has already deceived many ignorant teenagers with her words." ”

"But an ignorant young man as big as you, it's the first time, she must have to brag to my mother when she goes back, think about it, you can coax a college student to be fascinated without graduating from elementary school, and even I'm honored to be an older brother!"

At that time, Hu Yue was silent when he heard this, and his heart was full of bitter tears: I don't fall in love much, it's really easy to deceive, I can't even play with a little girl, why is it so difficult to fall in love sincerely in this world?

Later, Hu Yue naturally stayed away from this little girl, no way, the old literary bachelor couldn't afford to hurt it, at that time, Hu Yue was really stupidly into the set, and he was stupidly happy to fantasize about the poignant and romantic love story between himself and Yan Yichen, dozens of scripts have been written, and hundreds of love words have been saved, and when a person is quietly rehearsing in his heart, he is moved to cry several times, and now you sue me that this qiē is fake, how can this teach me how embarrassing!

…………

The barbecue should have been a very lively thing, but because of Yan Yichen, everyone became very silent, staring at the charcoal fire in a daze, thinking about life.

Hu Yue stared straight at a roasted chicken leg, and was thinking about whether to use his left hand or right hand to be fast, when he heard He Shuquan say to Zhang Tianbo mysteriously, "Brother Bo, let me ask you something?" ”

"Why do I know that after Hu Yue has a girlfriend, I feel a little embarrassed, depressed and panicked, do you think I'm so wrong, I shouldn't be a GAY?"

"It's normal."

Zhang Tianbo sighed and said earnestly, "We are not all singles, when good friends and good brothers have girlfriends, it feels like the pigs we worked so hard to raise were stolen and eaten, they no longer belong to us, and they will never accompany us together stupidly, this feeling is so greasy and uncomfortable!" ”

"I see."

He Shuquan nodded instructively, glanced at Hu Yue with a complicated face, and sighed, it was really like losing a pet pig.

How do you feel like you're a bit heinous?

Hu Yue made He Shuquan's eyes furious, and he felt a little weak-hearted, as if he was really sorry for him.

Just when Hu Yue was a little uneasy, began to doubt his life, and tortured himself if he should really be a dead, he heard Yan Yichen laugh and said, "Hahaha, Brother Hu Yue, now you are exposed, you really like men!" ”

“…………”

Hu Yue was a little stunned and looked at Yan Yichen in confusion.

"Don't think about quibbling anymore, I took pictures of your expressions just now!"

Yan Yichen held a mobile phone with a smug face, "Anyone who comes to see it will say that this is a scene of affectionate gaze and true love, and they will say that you have a relationship with Brother Shuquan!" ”

“……”

Hu Yue was speechless for a moment, I just glanced at him, so innocent, why do you say I'm a?

"Did you really get it? Show me? ”

Zhang Tianbo also got into the excitement, leaned over to look at it and then commented, "Well, this expression is really timeless, sincere and vivid, delicate and subtle, especially the hint of panic, which is the most exciting, why is there no family in the world?" ”

“……”

What the hell are you making a fuss about?

Hu Yue glared at Zhang Tianbo dissatisfied, and then saw Yan Yichen nodding violently and said, "That's it, Brother Hu Yue, what else do you have to say!" ”

It was as if she was a dignified judge, and Hu Yue was a criminal full of evil.

“……”

Hu Yue thought about it, with his understanding of Yan Yichen, if he didn't fulfill her wish to give her an explanation, she would definitely mess around endlessly, so he turned his heart and said, "Okay, I have nothing to say, I admit it, I'm a." ”

You should be satisfied now!

And it's not bad, these days, who can still have a few friends, when I go out to introduce people, don't I always say that this is my friend so-and-so, don't you just engage in the base, what's all the fuss, not to mention that rotten women are rampant in this world, and the is more curious and easier to mix in the girl, Yan Yifan, didn't that guy pretend to be a gay guy a few days ago to soak the girl?

What's more, I've even been a 'pick-up man', are you afraid of being a '' again?