Chapter 18 Brush up on the record
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The three of them rushed to the park, and not far from the park, they saw a couple of noisy, pulling and pulling, it should have been awkward, and the man kept pulling his face to make amends.
At this time, Hu Yue's face changed suddenly, and he hurriedly said to Yan Yifan, "Hurry up and stop her!" ”
She is naturally Yan Yichen.
Hu Yue still clearly remembers that during the National Day last month, they also met a quarreling couple when they went out to play, and then Yan Yichen didn't say a word, and rushed over directly and gave the man a slap, and then the Oscar-level acting broke out, and he said with red eyes and a sad face, "The child and I will not forgive you!" ”
At that time, the little couple was stunned, and then the woman's angry head left without looking back, the man couldn't pull it, do you think this is the high dynasty?
Gao Chao is, Yan Yichen turned around and found the man again, pointed to Hu Yue and the others and told him that they taught her to do that.
Then Hu Yue and the others let the man chase him for several streets with a stick.
"You guys let me go, as a member of the FFF group, it's time for me to stand up and break up a couple!"
was ruined, Yan Yichen looked very angry.
Hu Yue finally couldn't help but retort, "Since you are a member of the FFF group, why do you have to fall in love twenty times a year?" ”
FFF group Hu Yue naturally knows that this is a mysterious organization with the purpose of 'heterosexuality must die', with the mission of breaking up 'showing loving couples', and having a soft spot for gasoline matches.
"You don't understand this, I'm brushing up my achievements and achievements, and breaking up myself is also breaking up heterosexuality!"
Yan Yichen said confidently, "And the more boys I dump and the more boys I fight, the greater the chance that they will join the FFF group, won't this add bricks and tiles to the organization and add new members?" ”
"I'm so well-intentioned, I can count it in one fell swoop, otherwise you think I'm willing to fall in love with those little bear children, it's so annoying and tiring, and I have to try my best to destroy them, preferably to the point where there is nothing to love in life, otherwise they will still have fantasies about such a childish thing as love...... Forget it, why are you talking to you so much, anyway, an honest single dog like you won't understand! ”
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Hu Yue was stunned for a moment, and he seemed to see in a trance that Yan Yichen's body exuded a holy light, and his thin figure became incomparably tall and majestic at this moment!
It turns out that I have been misreading her all along!
Yan Yichen probably wanted to show Hu Yue and the two of them how she usually started a relationship that she talked about and talked about, but she suddenly waved frantically to a fourteen or fifteen-year-old young man not far away, and shouted,
"You, come here! I have a relationship here and want to talk to you about it! ”
Yan Yifan's face darkened, and he hurriedly dragged Yan Yichen away.
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"It's only been a few weeks since I saw you, and your sister's skills have improved a lot, and she deserves to be a demon!"
Taking advantage of Yan Yichen's inattention, Hu Yue couldn't help but sigh to Yan Yifan in a low voice.
I still remember the first time we met, he asked Yan Yifan, "Your sister hangs like this, does the family know, why don't you care about being an elder brother?" ”
At that time, Yan Yifan cried when he heard it, and choked up, "How could they not know, this is not all taught by them!" ”
Yan Yifan's parents are very good fantasy patients, probably because they were poisoned by martial arts novels when they were young, so they have a big brain, thinking that girls should not only be beautiful, but also smart and eccentric, just like Huang Rong in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", which is not only not easy to be bullied and taken advantage of, but also will be the pistachio of the family.
So Yan Yichen has let her parents train her parents to be eccentric since she was a child, not only smart and clever, she knows a lot, but she is also a big ghost, likes to be funny, and often has amazing moves, all kinds of cheating fathers and mothers, but her parents not only do not blame, but also cooperate with all kinds of support, all kinds of encouragement, I am very pleased that her efforts are not in vain, and she has really cultivated a wonderful flower.
It must be explained here that in the past, strange was a positive word, referring to beautiful and peculiar flowers, which were very rare and rare, and could be regarded as the highest and most perfect description for metaphors, and only very outstanding and excellent people could reach this evaluation.
Therefore, using the word strange to describe Yan Yichen, it can be seen that her parents are very happy and satisfied with her expression.
It is precisely because of such a magical father and mother that Yan Yifan dares to care? Otherwise, Yan Yichen casually made a small report and said something bad, and he would not be able to eat and walk around.
Poor sons and rich girls: give birth to a girl and spoil them together; Giving birth to a boy and beating the two of them together, this is a unique fine tradition of the **** people, where can Yan Yifan go to reason?
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"Fat brother! Long time no see, about? ”
Yan Yichen greeted Zhang Tianbo from afar, and the latter's face immediately darkened.
There's a story to it, too.
I remember when I first met, Zhang Tianbo saw that this little girl looked quiet and cute, and her lewd temperament exploded, so he couldn't help but tease her, "Chenchen, you are so beautiful, be my brother's girlfriend, can you make an appointment with my brother?" ”
At that time, Yan Yichen glanced at him, then smiled like a flower, and said loudly, "Big brother, are you going to date me?" ”
As soon as these words came out, the scene immediately froze, you know, they were in front of the public at that time, and many people listened to it.
Zhang Tianbo was molested without success, his old face was flushed, but before he could speak, he heard Yan Yichen say again, "Okay, okay, I promise you, I'm twelve years old this year, and finally someone came to make an appointment with me, I heard that the classmates in our school, when they were ** years old, they asked the principal and teachers to take them to play this game, it is said to be fun, and there are lollipops to eat." ”
"Big brother, let's go find a hidden place to start now, I heard that this game is mysterious, and we can't let too many people see it......"
Her voice is so crisp and pleasant, with a cheerful tone and the innocence of 'I'm still young and ignorant, come and lie to me'......
The people around were shocked at the time, looking at Zhang Tianbo in disbelief, some people were ready to take out their mobile phones to call the police, and they were even more anxious to roll up their sleeves on the spot, and they wanted to use practical actions to maintain the love and justice of the world.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Tianbo's feet were weak, and he didn't even dare to explain, so he turned around and ran.