After a lively 'laugh', the show continued.

The props needed for the third game were quickly delivered by the glamorous assistant lady with a tray.

Because he had already prepared for the target, Xu Jie didn't have a surprised expression at all when he saw the needle and thread on the plate.

Da Fei picked up the sewing needles and colored threads on his tray and said: "The game of this game is very simple, whoever puts all five sewing needles on the colored thread first, who wins, and the last one to finish wearing it is the loser of this game." There were some problems in the last round of the game because of our negligence, in order to express our apologies, our host will also join in the next two rounds of the game, and play with everyone, and if you lose, you will be punished. ”

Xu Jie looked at the needlework in front of him when he heard this, thinking that if he kept playing these, then he would definitely lose these cats.

It's a sure that you won't lose, so it's a beautiful thing to say.

In this regard, Xu Jie showed his tiger teeth and said a few times, and then used his claws to mess with the colored threads in front of him.

Seeing this, the corners of the host's mouth twitched slightly, but they couldn't deal with Xu Jie.

After all, it's normal for cats to be willful, and if people are more serious with them, it's a joke.

The hosts, who decided to be out of sight and out of mind, signaled that the assistant lady could shout to start, and after the glamorous short skirt lady gave an order, people began to quickly pick up the sewing needles and colored threads in front of them, and began to string them attentively.

You don't have to wait until the end of the game, the loser of this round is already obvious.

Cats' poorly divided claws and sharp teeth make it impossible for them to do the task of threading needles.

So a few minutes later, the results came out, and it was the cats who lost.

Da Fei looked at the fat tanuki cat's face with a face that had no book to retreat, took a deep breath and said with a smile: "I have often heard people mention it before, saying that the Great Sage Teacher is very human, and can even understand human language. I don't know if I can have the honor to take the place of the audience and friends today to correct the truth of this rumor? ”

After speaking, Da Fei didn't listen to Miss Yuezi's answer, but said directly to Xu Jie: "Teacher Suwen Dasheng is loved by everyone and is known as a heartthrob, and there is a black knight by his side who never stays away. So I'm curious to know, what is the most charming and sexual/sensual part of Daishon-sensei? This young lady, please don't open your mouth, let the Great Sage Teacher make his own choice. ”

Da Fei's question is full of malice, because he doesn't believe in any kind of human remarks at all.

In his opinion, those so-called stories of human nature are just the performance of two more intelligent cats after special training.

This is not surprising at all, as these two cats have a veterinarian who knows a lot about animal behavior.

With that person's ability and reputation in the industry, it doesn't take much effort to train your cat to be special.

After a series of packaging and hype, coupled with the pursuit of a group of simple-minded guys, it is really easy to become popular on the Internet.

It's obvious, otherwise Miss Fujimoto wouldn't have appeared with the cats as their assistant.

As for why Dr. Fujimoto went to the trouble of making two such cats, it was simply for the sake of money and fame, who in the world didn't love both?

Let's take a look, the current appearance price of these two cats has reached 4 million, and the price of signing a long-term contract is at least more than seven figures.

It's just two cats, is it that hot?

is actually worth three or four times as much as itself, or is there no market, what are the prices given by those stupid manufacturers?

I heard that because of these two cats, the Fujimoto family's pet hospital and beauty salon business is now hot, and it needs to be booked several weeks in advance to be listed.

That Dr. Fujimoto was really scheming, and he made two cats to attract attention, and after he succeeded, he had money and fame.

Da Fei, who has long been very dissatisfied with the fact that the two cats are worth more than himself, suddenly had an idea in his heart after learning that the two cats were arranged by the sponsor to participate in the show he hosted.

In the show, in front of thousands of audiences, he wants to completely uncover the true colors of these two liar cats.

At that time, as long as you are sure that you are not careful, the manufacturer will not be able to do anything about it.

After reporting the big news and attracting everyone's attention, presumably for the sake of ratings, the producers and the program team will also turn a blind eye tacitly as usual.

When the time comes, you will become a hero who debunks all lies, and your fame will definitely be much greater than it is now.

Under the hint of Da Fei, who fantasizes about his success and fame, intentionally or unintentionally, all the games designed by the directors in this issue are not suitable for cats to play.

Da Fei has already thought that as long as the cats lose, he can take the opportunity to ask questions, and the questions raised must be sharper than the other, and he must play with the two cats between his applause.

Although there were some problems in the second game, he now has to participate in the game with him, which seems to be a bit passive.

But it doesn't matter, as long as the results don't change, it's acceptable to have a little bit of a problem with the details.

Now he wants to use the question just now to break the rumor that this tanuki cat can understand human language and human expressions.

Xu Jie rolled his ears when he heard this, squinted his eyes and stared at the host who had bad intentions at first glance.

Just as the man's smile was getting brighter and brighter because of his silence, Xu Jie slowly turned his body and turned his round, fleshy, fluffy buttocks towards him.

A cat facing a living creature with its hips is a sign of contempt for the other person.

Although Da Fei, who rarely touches animals, doesn't understand this, he also knows that if he is friendly, he will never show his farts to the other party.

In the face of Xu Jie's provocation, Da Fei with an unhappy face asked Miss Etsuko, who was sitting behind the cats, "Miss Fujimoto, this fat cat of yours is really too rude, what does it mean?" ”

Hearing this, Etsuko Fujimoto smiled very politely and replied, "Mr. Daitobi, didn't you ask the Great Sage where the cutest sexual/sensual part of his body is?" The Great Sage is now on display for you. ”

Da Fei swept Xu Jie's buttocks when he heard this, twitching the corners of his mouth and blackening his face, he didn't know what to say for the first time.

The editors and directors who have been paying attention to the ratings and the online messages of the program suddenly called the producer over, pointed to the suddenly soaring ratings and said: "Since the cat has his back to Dafei, our ratings have skyrocketed." ”

When the producer heard this, he looked down and saw that it was indeed the case, and the backstage producers, who couldn't make sense, had to look through the messages of the online audience.

First floor: Wow hahaha, fart/stock against Da Fei, Teacher Dasheng did a good job, let him be cheap, let him tease, he deserves it.

Second Floor: I don't know if the cat really understood the questions asked by the host, but I have to say that the parts it gave were really correct. Wow, the round, meaty little fart/strand and the corgi have a fight.

3rd Floor: Ahem, I feel that the part given by Mr. Daisheng is very correct, at least in Mr. Daikoi's opinion, the buttocks of the fat raccoon flower must be the sexiest.

Fourth floor: Poof, upstairs, you run as far as you can, we'll cover you, lest Mr. Dahei find out about your message and rush over and tear you up.

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All kinds of messages are quickly swiped on the Internet, because of the round fart/share of a raccoon cat, everyone is happy on the Internet.

Seeing this, the producer touched his chin with his hand, and he felt that judging from the enthusiasm of this kind of message on the Internet now, the ratings of this episode must not be bad.

Although it was an unexpected joy, as long as the audience liked to watch it, the film crew had to be satisfied.

Looking at the gesture from the producer's side, Da Fei's face was very ugly.

Damn, the producer guy actually asked him to please the big fat cat, didn't anyone see the fat cat's attitude towards it, and he almost scratched him a few times.

But the producer, who admired him very much, ignored Da Fei's face this time, and kept glancing at Xu Jie at him.

Da Fei, who was also unable to get up in the face of his job, finally had to hold on to his smiling face, and went over to say good things to Xu Jie and them, praising the cats' cleverness and intelligence.

Xu Jie, who didn't give face at all, heheed a few times towards Da Fei, who leaned over, and spat at him on his face.

also took advantage of his lower body to mess up all the hairstyles he had carefully done for more than two hours today with his claws, and he didn't care about Da Fei's gritted teeth.

After a messy third round of games, Da Fei returned to his position as host.

After taking a deep breath to suppress the fire in his chest, Da Fei motioned for the show to continue.

The last round of the game is dart throwing, the rule is that each guest has three darts, and the one who gets the dart throws it at the same distance to the target, and then counts the number of rings, and whoever has the least number of rings loses.

Xu Jie, who has never been good at sports, ignored the darts sent to him by the assistant lady, took the little black ball into his arms, and carefully licked the kitten's fur.

Seeing this, Mo, who was honestly lying on the high platform and closed his eyes to recuperate, stood up and shook his fur, and also leaned over and snored and asked to lick it.

So Xu Jieyou hugged the big black cat in his arms, licking left and right, licking over there, busy and happy.

The guest sitting next to them had just seen the producer gesturing to Da Fei, and knew that the camera was going to give more to these cats.

So he exaggeratedly covered his eyes with his hands, shook his head and made a sound of ahhh

The other people in the studio couldn't help but laugh out loud when they saw this, and the clever post-production directly added a group of pink hearts floating around the cats on the screen.

Just when everyone was talking and laughing, the host had already thrown all the darts in advance.

Because of the mood, Da Fei's results are very bad, and the three darts add up to less than ten rings.

With a blushing face, he returned to his place without saying a word, and then the guests began to throw darts one by one in order.

The guests' performance in this round was not bad, at least their three darts combined exceeded ten rings, so that the worst Dafei was at the bottom.

But it doesn't matter, at least there is that group of cats.

Da Fei, who didn't believe that cats could throw darts, walked over and said, "Teacher Dasheng, it's time for you to participate in the game, if you can't hit the target, you have to calculate it according to the zero ring." ”

Da Fei, who felt that he would not lose, was already thinking about what kind of question to ask in his heart for a while to embarrass the cats.

It's a pity that he talked here for a long time, and the family of three who were hugging and licking over there didn't pay attention to him at all.

Feeling that he was being neglected, Da Fei wanted to reach out and push the Great Sage.

An angry roar sounded, and Mo, who had long seen him unpleasant, roared at him with his ears behind his back, and he quickly withdrew his hand in fright.

Da Fei looked at the fierce face of the big black cat, and felt that if he dared to stretch out his hand again, the big black cat would really bite it.

Da Fei, who was frightened and retreated a few steps, heard someone snickering behind him, and he couldn't help but say, "What are you doing, do you dare to hurt people in public?" That fat raccoon flower, everyone's game is over, only you haven't had a ring yet, if you don't play, you still lose. ”

Mo Wenyan, who hated the tuxedo croaking and screaming, picked up the three darts, raised his head and threw them hard at the dartboard.

Everyone only heard three soft sounds, snaps, snaps, and then saw that the three darts were compactly embedded in the center of the target.

This magical scene made the originally noisy studio instantly quiet, and a group of people who were shocked looked at the dart board in horror, looking at the big black cat, and couldn't believe that what they had just seen was real.

After about half a minute, the little brother in charge of the props went up to observe it first, and then said to the producer, "It's true, the darts of this color belong to the Great Sage Teacher." ”

The gentleman sitting next to the cats muttered, "So the cats won?" Oh my god I really opened my eyes today. ”

The eldest of the hosts was the first to react, looked down at his cue card and said: "Then now everyone's results are out, and the last one in the ranking is Da Fei, now it's up to me to ask questions." ”

As soon as he finished saying this, Etsuko Fujimoto, who had always been quiet, suddenly said: "Please wait, this time it is your host who loses, and it is a little unfair for the host to ask questions, why don't you ask questions by another person?" ”

Da Fei Wen Yan glared at Etsuko Fujimoto viciously with a fierce gaze, threatening her not to say much.

In response to Da Fei's glare, Etsuko Fujimoto smiled back, but continued in her mouth: "Everyone has no objection, so I'll talk about my opinion first." In playing games, since there is a punishment for those who lose, there will naturally be a reward for those who win. This time it was our big black cat who won, so the right to ask questions should naturally belong to us. ”

The other guests began to whisper to each other when they heard this, but regardless of how they discussed it in private, no one came out to object.

Seeing this, Da Fei had no choice but to turn his attention to the producer and director for help, hoping that they could stop the woman's crazy thoughts.

The producer and director are paying close attention to the ratings and audience messages at this stage, and find that the ratings are soaring, and the replies and messages are all waiting to see the excitement, and they don't care about Dafei's feelings, and directly agree to Etsuko's request.

The gossip and scandals all over the body were all hole-eyed Da Fei was almost desperate when he saw this, and he felt involuntary for the first time.

Etsuko Fujimoto, whose lips were slightly upturned, picked up Xu Jie, and whispered to the cat while combing it: "You're welcome for a while, there are grievances and revenge." I'm not a generous person, and if I dare to bully our Fujimoto family, then I must be mentally prepared to be retaliated against at any time. 166 Reading Network