The lights are on in the studio, and the backstage director is checking the script with the host who will be on stage.

On the guests' side, everyone has already found their place according to the name tag on the table, and Miss Etsuko is making the final outfits for the cats.

The tanuki cats have sunglasses with large oval lenses on top of their heads, which is new this year from the luxury company that arranged their appearances.

The big black cat tied a red scarf around her neck, and Etsuko adjusted the scarf into an oblique triangle and gently hung it on Mo's shoulders and neck, making Mo look handsome and cool.

As for the little thing in Iwa, the little paws were wrapped around a few thin silver chains, which the manufacturer had specially sponsored when he heard that the kitten was going to come with the big cat.

Of course, the chain on the kitten's paw will not be hung in vain, and Miss Etsuko now has a new six-figure check in her purse.

Originally, the manufacturer wanted to sign a long-term contract, but Xu Jie disagreed.

Meow, it's enough for the kitten to play this time, this time the little stone catches up with the show, let it play if you want to play, and if it grows up in the future, if you want to take this road, the cat won't stop it.

But it's still small and can't be overexposed, so it's better to forget about long-term contracts or something.

After checking the script, the backstage director looked at the time, and then motioned to the host and guests to stand up, and the staff turned on the machine to start the live broadcast.

Yes, this show is live, so that when supporters ask about some hot topics, those artists and agencies don't have time to operate, and those topics are deleted afterwards.

Seeing that the photographer had already compared the OK posture, the three hosts of the show immediately faced the camera and smiled and said: "Hello everyone, welcome everyone to watch the hilarious weird show on time at this time, today we are honored to invite a few special guests for you." ”

said that the eldest of the three hosts made a gesture of please, allowing the photographer to smoothly transition the camera to the guest seat.

A long shot, all the guests who were invited over this time were included.

The cats and Miss Etsuko, who were sitting closest to the host, were taken care of by the photographer, and when the camera fell on them, they stayed for at least four or five seconds.

After that, the camera returned to the host, and the three hosts, who had long been familiar with each other, began to gag each other.

After a few minutes of foreshadowing, Da Fei, who was wearing a black tuxedo, took the lead and said: "Okay, since the guests have come to our show, they should know our rules." This issue of our game is Truth or Dare, and if you lose the game, you have to answer the question. I must tell the truth, the ratings of our show are still very high, and if you lie here and be found out in the future, it will be difficult to explain to you. ”

It was originally a very normal sentence, but under the squeezing eyebrows of this Mr. Da Fei, how do you think we are funny.

The guest seat couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard this, and Da Fei said to the assistant while the iron was hot: "Okay, everyone has agreed." Now let's ask our beautiful assistant lady to give you the items you will use in the first round of the game. ”

The beautifully dressed assistant lady smiled and delivered the props that will be used in the first round of the game to the guests.

Xu Jie, who was sitting on a special elevated seat, suddenly had a very bad premonition when he saw the things placed in front of him, because the assistant lady sent everyone some balloons that had not yet been blown up.

Da Fei, the host standing on the outermost side, picked up a shriveled balloon and said, "Our first game today is to blow up the balloon. The balloons on the table were all the same size, and after a while I said start, everyone would pick up the balloon and blow it vigorously until the balloon exploded. When the rest of the balloons have been blown up, the last one is still intact, and I'm sorry you have to answer my question. The guests must be shouted by themselves, and they cannot be replaced by others. ”

Xu Jie's face changed slightly when he heard this, because of their cat's oral structure, it was impossible to complete a task like blowing up balloons.

And that guy Da Fei, when he said the last sentence just now, his eyes swept over to this side intentionally or unintentionally, obviously meaning something.

If Xu Jie still can't understand that this game is deliberately aimed at them, then it is really stupid.

No matter what Xu Jie thinks, Da Fei began to count down to 3, 2, and 1 after finishing the rules.

As the number 1 fell, the rest of the guests who didn't want to be asked by the host, who didn't want to be poisoned, quickly started to act, picked up the balloons in front of them, puffed up their cheeks and blew hard.

Xu Jie stared at the balloon in front of him with cat's eyes, and tried to blow it in his mouth a few times, but all of it was exposed from around his teeth, and he didn't mean to enter the balloon at all.

Changing a posture, the tanuki tried to bite the balloon in its mouth tightly, but it didn't expect the tiger's teeth to be too sharp, and directly bit the balloon open.

Now it's okay, there's no need to blow it at all.

A few minutes later, the balloons of the other guests exploded one after another, and in the end, only Xu Jie and his cats did not complete the game.

The three hosts came over to check the completion of the game, and then Da Fei, who was wearing a tuxedo, said regretfully: "I'm really sorry Teacher Daisheng, your balloon has broken after it was not blown up, so according to the rules, you lost the first round of the game." ”

Xu Jie didn't say anything when he heard this, and after Da Fei who was holding the hint card looked down, he asked Etsuko Fujimoto with a smile: "Then Miss Etsuko, since the teachers can't speak, this question will trouble you." Our question is, who are the two parents of this very cute kitten? ”

Etsuko Fujimoto, who had already discussed with Xu Jie, said unhurriedly when she heard this: "This kitten is the adopted son of the Great Sage, and I am afraid that the kitten itself does not know about this question you asked." ”

When Tuanzi heard Mimi's bark, it means that the cat knows who his parents are.

Hearing this, Miss Etsuko hurriedly picked up the kitten, put it on her face and waved its little paw with a silver chain and said, "Everyone, come and see, is our kitten beautiful/beautiful?" The chain on its claws was picked by the Great Sage, isn't it beautiful? ”

The silver chain on the kitten's paw in front of the camera shimmered, and the representatives of the manufacturers who were also at the live broadcast scene smiled at this.

As soon as the other discerning guests looked at the abbreviation on the chain, they knew that the chain carried by the kitten was provided by the sponsor, and they hurriedly kept praising it.

Da Fei, whose topic was easily taken away, looked a little unhappy, but Etsuko was promoting for the sponsors, so he didn't dare to stop it.

This problem was flexibly avoided under Etsuko's wit, and although Da Fei was a little unwilling, he had to return to his position to continue to host.

After casually laying the groundwork with other hosts, the show soon entered the second game, and the glamorous assistant lady quickly sent the props of the second game.

Looking at the large piece of cream cake on the plate in front of him, Xu Jie was now sure that these games were deliberately aimed at their cats.

Seeing the cream cake, Etsuko Fujimoto stopped doing it.

She ignored Da Fei's hosts, but protested to the producers of the show and said: "Cats can't eat sweets casually, and if you give cats cream cakes, it will cause a lot of burden on their bodies." I'm sorry guys, but as their temporary guardian, I can't agree. ”

The program team was a little embarrassed when they heard this, but the request made by the guests was also reasonable, and it was indeed their program team that was negligent when preparing the props.

The host is the oldest and has the best temper, and Qu Wei, who has always played the white-faced role of the peacemaker, immediately said when he saw this: "Oh, the little brother in charge of the game props has never touched animals, and he knows less about the common sense of keeping pets. In this way, the cats can not participate in this game, and cheer for the other guests with everyone, okay? ”

Hearing this, Etsuko lowered her eyes and glanced at the Great Sage and Daihei, and found that neither of them made a sound, so she knew that this was an agreement.

So the show continued, and Da Fei, with a stiff smile on his face, announced the rules of the second game.

In fact, it is very simple, the last guest to eat the cake has to answer the question.

This time, there are no cats to cover it, and the guests who don't want to answer questions are even more intense than in the previous game.

In order to finish eating earlier, and for the effect of the show, some of these guys buried their faces on their plates, and closed their eyes and gnawed on them without changing their breaths.

Some of them held the plate and stuffed it into their mouths, their faces full of cream, and one of them almost rolled his eyes when he was choked.

The host, who had been prepared for this for a long time, immediately surrounded him, and patted him on the back with concern while delivering water to the choked guest.

Da Fei said words of concern for the guest, but the water bottle in his hand was poured on the gentleman's neck, and then he apologized and wiped him, making the gentleman embarrassed.

Xu Jie watched coldly from the sidelines, knowing that the audience who watched this scene in front of the TV would definitely laugh out loud, and the ratings of this show during this period of time would definitely not be low.

The gentleman's face was flushed when he was teased, and he looked in pain, but all the people around him were laughing, and it seemed that it was interesting to be able to see the embarrassment of others.

finally swallowed the cake in his mouth, and the guest who was teased not only did not get angry, but cooperated with the action of sticking out his tongue and rolling his eyes, intending to make the effect better.

The moderators were very happy with this, because although the gentleman lost, the questions asked were relatively mild.

Xu Jie didn't believe that the gentleman who was so tricked was not angry, because his lips had been very tight before he raised his head.

Yuezi, who also saw that scene, bowed her head to Xu Jie when the camera left them and paid all her attention to that side: "That gentleman has been announcing a lot because of the good effect of the show. He has a mother, a wife, and two school-going children, and he has to endure everything for them. ”

Xu Jie suddenly felt very bored when he heard this, and curled up on all fours on the chair. 166 Reading Network