"There are some things that I have forgotten

But now, I remember, one night, my mother asked me:

Today, how not happy

I said, in my imagination, there was a little girl

The red-faced, big-eyed, and smiling must be beautiful

The whole city, looking through all the streets, there is none

She said she would find it in the future

Time will give me the answer

On Sunday, I searched again, but I still didn't find it

A few years later, I went to another city

The people here call it, the Magic City of Charm

Time flies, and night is about to fall

I thought, I have to leave

Just as I was about to leave, I saw a small figure

She's the little girl I'm looking for

My little girl, cute, cute, cuddly

On the way home, I couldn't help but ......"

"Forehead ............"

Hu Yue suddenly couldn't go on, rubbing and rubbing, this lyrics are too demonic and evil.

"Brother Hu Yue, go on."

Yan Yichen's eyes were like little stars, and he said happily, "This little girl must be me, right?" ”

"Yes, yes, of course, our lovely Chenchen."

Hu Yue hurriedly responded to the truth.

"This poem is so beautiful, I like it very much."

Yan Yichen held his heart in his hand, looking like he was about to be moved, "But it doesn't seem to have been written yet, Brother Hu Yue, if you can finish reading it, I will forgive you." ”

Oops, I forgot that Yan Yichen is also a little networm, and he must have heard this divine comedy a long time ago!

Hu Yue's heart sank, although he recited in a low tone and with emotion, the original version of "My Skateboarding Shoes" is also very different from the soundtrack recitation version, and it is difficult to associate it for a while, but he can't stand Yan Yichen's cleverness, looking at her posture, she obviously sees that she is applying "My Skateboarding Shoes", so she is waiting to see her jokes......

What to do?

Hu Yue was so panicked that cold sweat came out, and the next lyrics couldn't be changed at all, 'Rub and rub, rub on the smooth ground', such dirty lyrics will embarrass people to death.

"Hurry up, Brother Hu Yue."

Seeing Hu Yue's embarrassed face, Yan Yichen urged, "You won't let me down, right?" ”

The subtext is that if you disappoint me, then you just wait to die.

There was no way, Hu Yue could only stumble and continue to make up-

"On the way home, I couldn't help but feel it

Stroke her, stroke her

Stroke her in her soft hair

In the moonlight, I saw our backs

Sometimes it's far away, sometimes it's close

Feel a force that is driving us closer

With a little girl, I am not afraid of ...... when it gets dark."

Although it was still a little dirty, Hu Yue couldn't take care of it, so he passed Yan Yichen's level first.

"Could it be that Brother Hu Yue always liked to touch my hair before."

Yan Yichen didn't seem to feel dirty, but had a little sweetness on his face, looking very happy, "Okay, I forgive you." ”

"If I'm unhappy in the future, no matter when, no matter where, Brother Hu Yue, you have to read this poem to me."

Why!

Hu Yue was immediately unhappy, if such a poem was read out in public, I don't know how many patients with chronic embarrassment would have an acute attack, but he couldn't help it, he never had any human rights in front of Yan Yichen, so he could only agree with a smile.

"Now it's time for you to be honest with me, why do you want your brother to be a so much?"

"That's right."

Yan Yichen finally confided the truth.

Her old brother Yan Yifan, who broke her heart, once had a first girlfriend, the kind of love who died and lived, gave birth to a child a while ago, maybe there was some story of sadomasochism, so the woman sent an invitation to invite Yan Yifan to eat her child's full moon wine.

So Yan Yifan faced the most gloomy and sad thing in the past: suddenly looking back, the person was there, changing diapers in the dim light......

"Let me tell you, that woman is so good, and she also sent an invitation to my brother when she got married last time."

Yan Yichen's face was angry and excited, "What else did you say to my brother, 'You said you would love me forever, how can you stop loving me now because I'm married', it can stimulate my brother at that time." ”

Hey, that sounds familiar......

Hu Yue was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but scold, she was reasonable.

"My brother is also really stupid, he actually went so stupidly that people made jokes to death, and he was going to drink medicine and commit suicide when he came home that night...... Fortunately, I found out in time to stop it! ”

Then Yan Yichen danced and described to Hu Yue how neat and neat her flying kick was, and the difficulty coefficient broke through the sky, Yan Yifan directly pasted it on the wall, which was even more exaggerated than the TV performance.

Although Yan Yifan repeatedly emphasized afterwards that he was drinking cough syrup and not dichlorvos at that time, this was all a trivial matter, and it did not affect her demeanor at all......

Besides, who made you look like you had nothing to love as soon as you got home, and who made the bottle of cough syrup look so similar to dichlorvos......

"Impossible, your brother shouldn't be that fragile, right?"

Hu Yue said with a skeptical face, Yan Yifan, who he knew, was a heartless and skinless well-dressed beast who was laughing all day long, how could he commit suicide because he was trapped in love?

"Brother Hu Yue, you haven't been in love, so you don't understand."

Yan Yichen sighed, looking a little compassionate, and said with a lonely face, "In this world, there will always be such a person, born with an aura aura, as long as we come to him, it will reduce our IQ and EQ, knowing that it is a moth to the fire, we will not hesitate." ”

"Can we stop talking about me not being in love, I've talked about it, thank you."

Hu Yue couldn't help but emphasize, but he also admitted that Yan Yichen was right, in a person's life, it is inevitable to meet one or two special people, who will involuntarily go crazy for her.

Yan Yichen is not the best example, as soon as he meets her, Hu Yue's IQ will drop by at least half, otherwise he will not be coaxed last year.

Of course, this does not exclude the factor that he has been single for too long, and he can't help but shine as soon as he gets a little sunshine.

"Oh, I forgot you just took the plate, I'm sorry."

Yan Yichen glanced at Hu Yue and continued, "Anyway, what I mean is that in front of that woman, my brother's IQ is negative, and he can do anything stupid, so I naturally have to care more about him as a younger sister." ”

"That's why you want me to mess with him?"

Hu Yue finally figured it out.

"yes, yes, I think, it's better to be a than to die!"

Yan Yichen nodded wildly and said, "Brother Hu Yue, you and my brother are also good friends, you can't bear to watch him die, you can just mess with him, give him more care and warmth, let him know that there is still true love and beauty in this world, and there are still things worthy of his nostalgia, so that he won't do stupid things." ”

“…… Not good! ”

Hu Yue shook his head without hesitation and said, "My sexual orientation is normal, and I already have a girlfriend now, I said that I would love her for the rest of my life, I am a very principled person, and I will finish taking it myself with tears in my eyes!" ”