"Sister! Emergency! Lend me some money! ”

"Okay, how much?"

Hu Ling is concise and to the point, very bold.

After all, it's my sister!

Hu Yue was very moved, and he didn't think about it, "Eight thousand! ”

“…… Hey, hey, hey, why is there no sound all of a sudden, are you still there, Yueyue? ”

"Yes, yes! I'm here! Sister, can you hear me? ”

"The Unicom signal is getting worse and worse, why is there no sound all of a sudden."

Hu Ling seemed to be talking to herself, and then hung up the phone.

Hu Yue was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly pulled it out again, but didn't answer, so he sent a text message instead, "Sister, don't pretend, I'm really in a hurry!" ”

"Urgent? Tell me, what can you do to urgently need 8,000 dollars? ”

After all, it is his own brother, seeing that Hu Yue said that there was an emergency, Hu Ling took the initiative to call back, "I know that you don't have a girlfriend, so you can't use the reason of having a baby." ”

Hu Yue was stunned for a moment, and said unconvinced, "How do you know that I don't have a girlfriend?" ”

"Don't you look at your frustration, like someone who can find a girlfriend?"

It's really a sister!

Hu Yue was about to cry, and choked up, "Sister, don't talk about it, I borrowed money just to go to Ronghao to find a girlfriend......"

"Okay, okay, don't be poor, I don't know you yet!"

Hu Ling said angrily, "Okay, I don't care what you do with it, I'll give you this money, but it's only three thousand, but it's not too much." ”

Three thousand is three thousand.

Hu Yue thought about it, and hurriedly agreed, he knew the old lady's temperament best, if he messed around again, he would even have to waste the three thousand.

Hanging up the phone, Hu Yue was still sad and indignant in his heart: Why am I like someone who can't find a girlfriend? Why can't I get a baby?

The more I thought about it, the more aggrieved I became, and I couldn't help but send a message to prove myself: "Can I exchange money for a virgin, my girlfriend is pregnant and needs money urgently!" ”

Awesome my big spare tire group! The possibility of such a situation is not impossible!

Such a touching talk will naturally be replied quickly, most of them are happy to be fathers, China's good spare tires, which spare tire technology is strong, etc.

But there is also a buddy with sharp eyes and saw the truth of the matter, "I can even get pregnant with an inflatable one, high-tech, where can I buy it?" I'm going to buy one too! ”

"Brother Tai Gaojian, take me one if you buy it!"

"Buy together, buy together, @知日智快说链接网址!"

"10,000 tons of copper balls, I also want to be a man who can make the air pregnant!"

…………

Three thousand yuan was naturally not enough, so Hu Yue went to Yan Yifan to borrow a little more.

"Damn, Hu Yue, you don't really want to be a father, no wonder I haven't seen you for a few days."

Yan Yifan thought that he also saw the saying, and persuaded, "Listen to the advice of my buddy, this kind of woman is not worth it!" ”

Hey! Happy to be a dad? Sounds like a good gimmick!

As soon as I was so miserable, others would definitely not be able to refuse to borrow money; Second, he also indirectly set up an infatuated and infatuated image of Guangweizheng, although this kind of thing seems to be a cheap and stupid thing at first glance, but girls are not all good, don't they feel sorry for this kind of infatuated stupid man who never leaves, is consistent, and keeps his promises?

"I said I would love her for the rest of my life, how can I stop loving her because she is pregnant and has someone else's child, otherwise I can't even do what I said, what kind of man is that?"

Look, this truth is so high-sounding and full of force, if you let those girls who are not deeply involved in the world and kind-hearted hear it, they will definitely be moved so much that they don't want it.

Only when you have the courage to take over and like to be a father can you be regarded as a real good man!

And if you do it like this, you can be regarded as a person with stories and qualifications if you force it, aren't all girls like men with stories?

Look, how good this script is, I took the scene from the damn director!

Thinking about it like this, Hu Yue naturally didn't explain, and said with an annoyed and angry look, "Don't worry about this, just ask you a word, borrow or not?" ”

"Look at what you said, can my brother not borrow it?"

Yan Yifan was really provoked, "Let's go, let's go get it now." ”

As he spoke, he followed Hu Yue to find an ATM.

Along the way, Yan Yifan still didn't give up, and persuaded Hu Yue bitterly, but Hu Yue didn't say a word, and he wanted to play this scene enough.

Yan Yifan was a little helpless, so he sighed and lit a lonely cigarette.

The two were walking, and Hu Yue suddenly saw a woman next to them dancing and jumping up and down, with a hideous face and a swear mouth, like a ghost......

At this time, Yan Yifan seemed to be scared, and urged Hu Yue to go quickly......

Hu Yue thought that he was suffering from a nervous disorder, so he was busy trotting with Yan Yifan, and when he ran away, Yan Yifan panted and said, "Damn, I didn't play the cigarette butt far just now, and it bounced into her neck, but fortunately I ran ......fast."

“……”

"By the way, Hu Yue, are you free tomorrow, my sister is coming, let's go out for a barbecue together."

Why did your sister come and pull me to go, isn't this obviously to give me a share of the pot!

Hu Yue subconsciously had a bad premonition, and felt that Yan Yifan was going to pull himself into the pit, but he borrowed money from him, and he was a little embarrassed to refuse directly, so he said, "I want to go, but I have to rent a house tomorrow so that I can move out and live with my girlfriend to take care of her......"

And voila! I just said that 'Happy Daddy' is a good script, and now I even have a reason to move out, which saves a lot of trouble!

Hu Yue thought proudly.

"Isn't that easy?"

Yan Yifan said disapprehantly, "Have you forgotten my house?" If you can use it, just take it and live it, brother, I promise I won't bother you. ”

"If you don't feel satisfied, that's easy to do, as long as I make a phone call, I can help you find a satisfactory house in minutes, believe me, I'm a snake in the magic capital."

Nima, how did you forget this?

Yan Yifan is a native of the magic capital, and his family seems to be very rich, he bought a suite near the school at the beginning of college, and he originally planned to live there, but later because he felt the call of the foundation, he moved back to the dormitory, so he is really familiar with renting a house.

I should have said just now that my girlfriend is about to give birth and is not available.

Hu Yue couldn't help but feel a little remorseful, after all, it was too late to change his words now, it was too fake.

"Then it's decided, let's go to the barbecue tomorrow."

Seeing that Hu Yue had nothing to say, Yan Yifan took the money from him, and then took him to see the house, and his brother did this, so naturally he was benevolent and righteous, Hu Yue could only sigh and promise him to go tomorrow.