Chapter 17: Meeting
That night, Hu Yue moved into Yan Yifan's house.
After all, the conditions of his suite are really good, two bedrooms and one living room, complete kitchen and bathroom, all furniture, and a large bathtub, which can be used for medicinal baths.
With a place to stay, Hu Yue bought a lot of medicinal materials and equipment at one time, planning to start some advanced treatments.
For example, medicated baths.
The medicinal bath is naturally more advanced than simply taking medicine, it can activate the qi and blood, regulate the skin, replenish the body's vitality, and the effect of beauty and whitening is particularly prominent, Mu Zimi said, as long as Hu Yue soaked in the medicinal bath for ten days and half a month, he could be reborn and become a handsome guy.
Hu Yue didn't have much doubt about Mu Zimi's statement, in life science, human beings have actually been making progress, the average life expectancy of human beings in ancient times was about thirty or forty years old, but now it is close to seventy, in addition to benefiting from the improvement of living standards, it is inseparable from the progress of life science.
In ancient times, human beings knew very little about the internal situation of the human body, cells, neurons, hormones, genes and DNA, these fields were only exposed to human beings after the development of modern science.
It's like Hu Yue taught his girlfriend from the primitive tribe of Africa how to grab medicine and take medicine to prevent and treat colds - he doesn't understand this, but he doesn't have Baidu!
"When I'm handsome...... I'll just ......"
Hu Yue stripped naked and soaked in the bathtub, and was about to look forward to the future and express some ambitions, when he was suddenly stunned......
He actually subconsciously thought: I'll ...... I can start a video with Mu Zimi......
That's not the right rhythm!
When I become handsome, shouldn't I be like Yan Yifan, make a lot of beautiful girlfriends, and achieve immortal fame for thousands of people and ten thousand people?
No matter how bad it is, you should go to Chu Xue to confess it, and fulfill your wish for so many years, why do you only think of Mu Zimi?
Hu Yue was a little dazed for a while, did he really like Mu Zimi? Do you really want to engage in this alien love, stay a widow for decades, save resources to build a spaceship to the sky, survive to Rabe, and live a happy life from now on?
This is obviously too unrealistic, and it is too much to overestimate your resistance to beauty!
Hu Yue sighed, he was very self-aware, as an old virgin with strong blood, there was a period of time when his resistance was simply negative, so lonely that as long as he was a woman and lived, he was willing to go on the lamp as soon as it was dark.
When I become rich and handsome, I have a beautiful girl who throws herself into her arms and sticks upside down, hoping that she can sit still and keep herself like jade, which is simply a fantasy!
"Hey, it's really troublesome to be handsome!"
Hu Yue thought about it for a while, and felt that now he could only take one step at a time, improve his body first, and then think about other things.
Maybe after opening the video with Mu Zimi, he will change his mind.
…………
No matter how reluctant he was, at noon the next day, Hu Yue still went to see Yan Yichen.
"Brother Hu Yue, I haven't seen you for a long time, you've become handsome!"
Ouch, the little girl's mouth is sweet, and her vision is even better!
Hu Yue couldn't help but be a little proud, thinking that last night's medicinal bath was really effective, of course, he didn't forget the rules of the rivers and lakes, you praised me, I want to praise you,
"Where, where...... Chenchen, you're getting prettier......"
This is true, I haven't seen her for a few weeks, and the little girl is even more beautiful, she is really naturally beautiful, no wonder when I saw her for the first time, Hu Yue and the three of them were shocked, and they were crazy to call Yan Yifan brother and brother, and they were very eager, but later, they ......
"Listen to my brother, are you a pick-up man?"
Yan Yichen looked at Hu Yue with a smile, and said in his heart Why didn't he think before, this guy really has a temperament, and he is really a little handsome, no wonder my brother will take a fancy to him......
Damn, you told her about this kind of embarrassing thing?
Hu Yue's heart was shocked, he glared at Yan Yifan, and then silently said 'I am an actor' and 'I am an actor' in his heart, his eyelids drooped at a forty-five degree angle, his expression was gloomy, and he looked like a baby I was bitter in my heart, but I didn't say it.
"It's true!"
Yan Yichen's eyes lit up, and he became even more energetic, and asked, "Tell me quickly, is it because of this that you rejected my brother?" ”
Where is this?
Hu Yue's heart shook again, and he was stunned for a moment before he thought that what she said should be Yan Yifan's death, for the sake of his reputation, Hu Yue naturally wanted to explain, "Chenchen, listen to me, it's a misunderstanding, it's your brother's joke......"
"Why do you all say that, why don't you accept reality?"
Yan Yichen seemed to be very excited, and interrupted Hu Yuedao, "Heterosexuality is just for the sake of reproduction, and the genders are different, how can there be true love?" You're not joking, it's the call of true love, the arrangement of fate, and my brother has admitted it to me! ”
What the hell? Admit it? What is recognized?
At this time, Hu Yue was really a little confused, and looked at Yan Yifan with a shocked face.
Yan Yifan couldn't listen to it anymore, coughed and said, "Chenchen, don't say it, you see that your brother Hu Yue is also a girlfriend now, and he has his own feelings, so don't be difficult for him anymore." ”
Nima, why do you know how to speak human language? Isn't this more and more confusing!
Hu Yue only felt that there were 10,000 grass and mud horses whistling past in his heart.
"That's a girlfriend too?"
Yan Yichen pursed his lips and said disdainfully, "Brother Hu Yue, I didn't say you, it's not right to be a pick-up man!" ”
"As the saying goes, there is no grass at the end of the world, why bother to love a flower, even the ancients warned us, don't love a flower, there are a lot of green grass waiting for you to love, so, Brother Hu Yue, you should change the taste, if you don't try it, how will you know that you actually like grass?"
Hehe...... You have a point......
The corners of Hu Yue's mouth twitched, and he secretly sighed that it seemed that he was going back to make up for his fragile three views, and then he decided to make a stuffy gourd, no matter what Yan Yichen said, just go in his left ear and go out in his right ear.
"Forget it, you're really boring, I don't care about you."
Yan Yichen preached a lot of hard work, and seeing that the two of them were silent, he couldn't help but feel a little discouraged, thinking that maybe he was in too much of a hurry, so he said, "Let's go to the barbecue first!" ”
Call!
Hu Yue and Yan Yifan breathed a sigh of relief almost at the same time, looking at each other and smiling bitterly.
"What about the two of them?"
Hu Yue lowered his voice and asked, how could such a group activity be without He Shuquan and Zhang Tianbo.
"Let's go to the park to find a venue first."
Yan Yifan sighed, those two guys couldn't come alive or dead, it was he who begged so much that he almost didn't kneel down before he reluctantly agreed, just kidding, if the two of them didn't come, how could he and Hu Yue be enough to toss in the morning, someone had to share the firepower, at least he could call 110 and call an ambulance or something.