Oh my God! Online dating!

What a fresh and refined, magical and loving thing, this is the supreme fairy tale of the Internet era, every day I don't know how many crazy men and women guard QQ, Momo, WeChat and other bubble artifacts all day long, looking forward to starting an unforgettable online dating journey.

Such a beautiful thing that can be met but not sought was actually bumped into by yourself, how could you miss it!

Hu Yue simply agreed neatly, then clicked on the chat box, and just typed the three words 'how to do it', but stopped again, groaned on his face, and fell into thought.

"What should I say in order to show that I am like I am often engaged in online dating...... No, to be elegant, to pretend to be pure, should it be the first time to engage in online dating? ”

Netizens who don't want to invite people to eat Malatang are not good netizens, and online dating that does not aim to eat Malatang is not a good online relationship, and the highest level of online dating is to find a favorite female netizen and invite her to eat a bowl of Malatang for 6 yuan.

Hu Yue still remembers the story that was once famous in the rivers and lakes, a legend that was praised, that was when a boy was engaged in online dating, he was sincere to girls, all kinds of sweet words, shh

It didn't take long for the girl to be deeply moved by his infatuation, and she flew all the way to his city, and went to eat the bowl of long-awaited and meaningful spicy tang together, and then happily served in a... The hotel has opened up the wasteland... Send her away after thirteen bangs!

"I'm going to invite someone to eat Malatang too!"

Hu Yue's heart was surging, and he was about to say something to the other party and take the first step in his sacred online dating, but unexpectedly, the other party sent a message first.

"Hello, are you really from the earth?"

The problem?!

Hu Yue was asked, his eyes were filled with deep confusion, thinking back to his life, it seemed to be ordinary but it was actually an undercurrent, and he had lived until now by relying on his own life, did he really have another identity, and he came to the earth to shoulder the mission of heavy dà?

After thinking about it, Hu Yue gradually had an answer in his heart, and he had vaguely guessed the truth of the matter-

This girl must be a secondary and secondary disease patient! would ask such a strange question!

Secondary 2 disease! It's better to lie! So what are you waiting for!

Hu Yue was very excited, but after all, it was the first time to engage in online dating, so he was very cautious and replied, "So what?" Isn't it? ”

"If yes, I'll engage in online dating with you; If not, forget it. ”

It has to be!

I didn't expect online dating to be so simple!

Hu Yue laughed so hard that his mouth was about to open, and he hurriedly replied, "Of course I'm from the earth!" ”

"How do you prove it?"

This is also to be proven? The Form 2 patient really thinks widely.

Hu Yue sighed with emotion, "How do you want me to prove it?" ”

"You find an astronomical picture of yours and send it to me, and I'll know if you're an earthling."

This girl is really deep in the play!

Although Hu Yue was a little strange about this request, he didn't take it to heart, and casually went to Baidu and sent an astronomical map.

It didn't take long for the other side to reply, "Okay, I believe you are from the earth, now there is one last question left, are you sure you want to engage in online dating with me?" ”

You don't have to think about it!

"I'm sure!"

"Great! Then let's start this destined love now! ”

"O great god of fate! Thank you for your help in meeting each other, and please witness for us: I, Mu Zimi, and ...... By the way, what's your name? ”

How does it feel that something is wrong......

Hu Yue shivered for no reason, and his heart was a little drumming, and said, "Don't you see it, 'Zhirizhi', you just call me Xiaozhi." ”

Well, for this screen name, Hu Yue actually has quite a feeling, even the ancients knew that knowing the sun is the real wisdom, and Hu Yue's biggest dream now is to become a wise man.

"Your real name."

"Uh... There's no need for this..."

"Speak quickly!"

Hey, I'm going, aren't you going to have an online dating, can you be so troublesome?

Hu Yue found that the world of Middle Two was really complicated, but fortunately he was witty: "My name is Yan Yifan." ”

Use a trumpet to save your life, Yan Yifan, this guy has cheated me so many times, it doesn't matter if you use his name to engage in online dating once or twice, it's not a big deal anyway.

"Yan Yifan... Yan Yifan... No, you lied to me, it's not your name! ”

"Say your name!"

I'm going to go, it's not scientific, you know this?

Hu Yue was really taken aback, and felt that the world of online dating was too weird and unpredictable, so he still didn't want to play, "Or ...... Let's stop talking about this online dating......"

"No! Since the god of fate has arranged for us to meet, then we must be together, and happily together. ”

Hehe, this is said so much, it seems that she is really a tenacious middle two sister!

Hu Yue was convinced that the other side was really a middle-two girl with a big brain, he thought about it carefully, in line with the character of being a man, for the goodness in his heart, he decided to be not afraid of difficulties, face difficulties, show a helping hand, and save this girl with love and justice.

"Hu Yue."

Besides, even if you sue sù for your real name, the world is so hot, and there are more people with the same name and surname, I don't believe you can still come to me......

Not... In fact, it's better if you come to me, I will definitely invite you to eat Malatang!

"Hu Yue... Hu Yue..."

"Great God of Destiny, please testify to us: I, Mu Zimi, am married to Hu Yue today, and in this life and this life, I will never abandon each other, love and know each other. Even if the sea is far away and the road is difficult, the two of us will stay together for the rest of our lives, without regrets. If there is a violation, the sky will thunder! ”

Isn't it just engaging in online dating, and being so compelling?

Hu Yue's heart twitched inexplicably, but he didn't think much about it, he just remembered that many secondary girls were still paranoid, jumping off the building and cutting their wrists to commit suicide at every turn, and they had no bottom line in doing things, shouldn't this Mu Zimi be like that, right?

"Well, the god of fate has testified for us, and we are now a real couple!"

"First of all, let me introduce myself, my name is Mu Zimi, I am eighteen years old this year, unmarried and in love, the object is Hu Yue, I live on the planet Orion Spiral Arm Lab in the Milky Way, and I have a hobby ......"

Hmm, this is the secondary world you fantasize about...... I really know how to play, and I actually fantasize about myself as an alien......

I have never eaten pork, and I have seen pigs run, even if he is an emotional idiot, Hu Yue also knows that if you want to get the second middle school girls, you must understand and accept the second world they fantasize, keep up with their thinking rhythm, so that you can find a common language, and then all kinds of coaxing, over time, they will die for you, and go to eat spicy tang happily together.

"It is said that the girls who are sick in the second year are quite innocent and naïve, maybe it's not bad to talk about an online relationship in the second grade."

Hu Yue thought so, and hurriedly kept up with the rhythm of the other party, "My name is Hu Yue, I am twenty years old this year, I am unmarried and in love, the object is Mu Zimi, and my family lives on the Earth of Orion Spiral Arm in the Milky Way......"

"So happy! I'm finally in love! No, I'm going to tell my mother, I'm in love with an earthling! ”

"Yue Yue, I'll leave for a while, and we'll talk later."