“……”

It's too to report to my mother when you talk about online dating!

I really don't understand the world of secondary two diseases!

Hu Yue sighed with emotion, looked up, and found that none of the friends in the dormitory had come back yet.

Damn, these guys are too inhumane, I failed to confess, and you didn't rush back to comfort me, what if I can't think of looking for a short sight?

Hu Yue was very unhappy in his heart, feeling that his friends didn't care about him too much, and remembered the funny show-like confession just now, he couldn't help but smile bitterly, the scene was so big, Chu Xue must know sooner or later, and I don't know what she will think when the time comes.

In the past, the reason why Hu Yue didn't dare to confess to Chu Xue was because he was afraid that if the confession failed, it would be difficult for even friends to do it.

Thinking of Chu Xue, Hu Yue's heart moved, and he entered the QQ space to see the goddess's recent developments.

Tomorrow is Singles' Day, tonight is particularly important, it doesn't matter if you can't celebrate Singles' Day, but my goddess must celebrate Singles' Day!

"Thank you for coming to see me in my dreams, it's been a long time."

Burst!

Seeing Chu Xue's latest statement, Hu Yue felt that his heart had been stabbed severely.

It turned out that she had already had someone she liked.

Moreover, this person is clearly not himself.

The two of them had only met a few days earlier.

"Also, she is not too young, and it is normal to have someone she likes."

Chu Xue is only a few months younger than Hu Yue, and a beautiful girl like her has never talked about a boyfriend in her twenties, which is already a rare thing.

In the past, Hu Yue always thought that she was waiting for herself, but now it seems that it is just her own fantasy.

"It's good that I didn't confess just now, otherwise it would be even more embarrassing."

"Thank you for coming to see me in my dreams."

Hu Yue was sad for a while, and just wanted to turn off the computer and lie down to think about life, and pay tribute to the love of the fetus, but suddenly a few dynamic reminders appeared in the space.

"I guess it's this! @知日智"

"Isn't it you? Isn't it you? @知日智"

"I already knew you two had a relationship! @知日智"

"He is true love, why refuse? @知日智"

…………

"What's the situation?"

Hu Yue was a little inexplicable, and hurriedly clicked in to take a look, and suddenly the whole person was stunned.

"Hehe, the confession failed, and now I can't even be a roommate." -- This is a statement that Yan Yifan just published, and there is a photo below, which is the big bouquet of roses......

Damn, Yan Yifan, what are you doing?

Hu Yue's whole person is not good, he knows Yan Yifan's sexual orientation very well, he is obscene and shameless, his girlfriends have changed several times since college, he is full of destroying flowers and beasts, hunting demons, but now he is saying what does it mean?

Did you always misjudge him?

Hu Yue thought about the days when he and Yan Yifan hooked up with each other, and the more he thought about it, the more furious he became, and he just wanted to make a phone call to ask what was going on, but Yan Yifan's message came first.

"Brother, I'm sorry, I just fell in love with a girl, I need to borrow the identity of 'GAY', some places need your cooperation, I'm really sorry, I invite you to eat spicy tang when I go back!"

"Hehe, if you come back, I promise not to kill you."

…………

"! I'm so angry! ”

When it was almost nine o'clock, Zhang Tianbo finally returned to the dormitory with a scolding and scolding, looking up to the sky and sighing, "What's going on with this society now!" ”

"What's wrong, Bogo?"

Seeing that he was so excited, Hu Yue also forgot to pretend that the lovelorn little man was sympathetic, and asked with concern, "Tell me about it, so that I can criticize and criticize." ”

"Damn, didn't I accompany you to confess just now, you and Yifan ran fast, me and Shuquan followed, and when we came back, we suddenly met two women arguing there, one of them scolded your sister, and the other retorted what you were doing, and then the woman pointed at me and said, use him."

Bo Ge was filled with righteous indignation, his face was full of pain, "At that time, I was so excited that my face was red, I didn't know where to put my hands, I thought that it was not easy to live so big and finally have the opportunity to share the worries and solve problems for others, and I must show myself well when the time comes!" ”

"So Shuquan and I stood there and watched them quarrel, but until they finished arguing, the woman didn't come to me to ask for a phone address or anything, I thought that she might have forgotten for a while, so I took the initiative to catch up and give her the contact information, saying that I would definitely help with that favor, but I didn't expect that she not only didn't appreciate it, but also scolded me for being perverted, and slapped me."

"Hu Yue, you give a comment, where is the most basic commitment between people? I really want to help people do something good, why is it so difficult, is there any salvation in this society now? ”

Hehe, you seem to be deliberately making me laugh.

Hu Yue raised his middle finger disdainfully, tilted his head and fell back to the bed.

Zhang Tianbo is his roommate, known as Bo Ge, a native of the Northeast, who is five big and three thick, a little fat and a little funny, according to him, when a person is not very good-looking, funny is the only way out.

At first, Hu Yue didn't believe this, he was an honest child, and he thought it was better to be honest and honest.

But anyone who has studied physics knows the law of conservation of energy, which states that energy is neither created nor disappeared, it is only transferred from one medium to another.

The same is true for teasing energy, the longer Hu Yue stays with Yan Yifan and Zhang Tianbo, the more they feel that they don't seem to be as funny as before, in the past, they made a little mistake and died, and they had to be stunned for a long time, but now, even if they do more stupid and ** things, they will be used to it.

Why is this happening?

Hu Yue once thought about it carefully, and finally painfully found that it was because they passed on the teasing energy to themselves, and they unconsciously became a teaser.

"Hu Yue, are you okay?"

Seeing that Hu Yue still had the heart to talk to Zhang Tianbo, He Shuquan was a lot more relieved, "Hey, I didn't say you, didn't I just have a little accident, why are you so excited?" By the way, why didn't Yan Yifan come back? ”

There are a total of four people in their dormitory, and the relationship is very good on weekdays, at this stage, Hu Yue is a single, Yan Yifan is still single for the time being, He Shuquan and his left hand are dependent on each other, Zhang Tianbo and his right hand are married, and the dormitory is simply a single kennel.

"I don't know, I'll lie down first, and he will call me when he comes back." - I'll kill him.

Hu Yue responded, what happened tonight was too fantastical and exciting, he needed to take a good look, but before he could cover the quilt, there was a commotion outside.