Chapter 8 My Mom Didn't Ever Yell at Me, Are You ......
"Ahem...... made Lin Fan cough dryly, and glared at the little fat man fiercely, damn, just your sharp eyes, right, but his face said seriously: "This is what I accidentally fell in the morning." ”
"Then why the slap print?" The curious little fat man asked.
"I'm in charge of fancy wrestling, are you in charge?" Lin Fan instantly became angry, and yelled at the little fat man: "Do you still worship the teacher?" Don't worship me and go. ”
"Bye! Definitely bye! The little fat man and the little thin man hurriedly said, and knelt on the ground and slammed their heads a few times, but they secretly wondered in their hearts, why was the master suddenly annoyed, is it also wrong to care about people?
After worshipping the teacher, Lin Fan didn't want to stay with the little fat man and them for a moment, so he turned around and left directly.
Walking around the corner of the school, Lin Fan suddenly stopped, because Xiaobai bit his trouser leg, Lin Fan just wanted to kick Xiaobai away, but saw Xiaobai's eyes twitch all the time.
"Do you have eye cramps?" Lin Fan asked curiously.
Xiaobai shook his head and shook his head, his eyes continuing to twitch.
"You have leg cramps? No, you have leg cramps, what are your eyes pumping? Lin Fan continued to ask.
Xiaobai let go of Lin Fan's pants, sighed, shook his head, sighed again, shook his head again, and then yelled at Lin Fan: "You stupid, someone is following you, can't you even see such a simple hint?" Are you a pig? ”
me, I'm stalking me? Ignoring Xiaobai's bad attitude, Lin Fan hurriedly looked back, but after looking for a long time, he didn't find any trace of people, and couldn't help but look at Xiaobai suspiciously: "No one?" ”
Xiao Bai was completely disappointed in Lin Fan, and looked at Lin Fan with hopeless eyes: "It seems that the comfortable life on the earth has made you completely give up the prudence that every monk in the Tongxian Continent should have. ”
"You mean......" Lin Fan was startled, and immediately released his weak spiritual sense, and sure enough, he found a faint spiritual energy fluctuation not far behind him.
"I didn't expect there to be a spiritual creature." The person who was following Lin Fan knew that he had been discovered, so he simply gave up his stealth, took off a yellow spirit talisman attached to his body, and the light around him was distorted, and he appeared in front of Lin Fan's eyes out of thin air, glanced at Xiaobai with interest, and then stared at Lin Fan and asked, "You ate that mountain ginseng?" ”
Lin Fan looked at the man in front of him who looked to be in his twenties, and quickly judged that this man had reached the peak of training, and the current ten he was not the opponent of this man, so he took a few steps back slightly, so as to prepare to escape, but his mouth said: "I didn't eat, I don't know what you said?" ”
"It's not a good boy to lie." The man sniffed in the air: "I have already smelled the mountain ginseng from you and asked." ”
"That ginseng is yours?" Lin Fan asked tentatively, and had already greeted the eighteenth generation of female ancestors of the little fat man and the little thin man one by one in his heart, damn, didn't you say that the mountain ginseng belonged to the little fat man's family? How did you get this guy?
The man shook his head: "It's not mine, but I've taken a fancy to it, but I didn't take it for the time being, and you took the lead." Then the man looked at Lin Fan and said in a loud voice: "It's a waste to eat a 10,000-year-old mountain ginseng and only break through to the first stage of qi training!" ”
Nima, I didn't even eat half of it, Lin Fan wanted to say.
But I heard the man continue: "For wasteful people, I usually kill him, but ......" The man glanced at Lin Fan: "I want you...... The puppy next to you, you can trade him for a little life for you. ”
Fortunately, it didn't mean that I was asked, Lin Fan breathed a sigh of relief, then looked at Xiaobai, thought for 0.03 seconds, and then decisively kicked Xiaobai at the man: "This thing, whoever wants it." The 0.03 second time was only thought about by Lin Fan for the sake of living and dying together.
Poor and unprepared Xiaobai was sold by Lin Fan like this.
"You...... You kick me? Xiao Bai, who fell from the sky, immediately got up from the ground, looked at Lin Fan incredulously, and asked.
"Well, I'll kick you." Lin Fan responded lightly, Damn, I wanted to kick you for a long time.
"How the do you dare to kick me?" Xiaobai asked again, but there was anger in his eyes.
"My mom didn't kick you, I kicked you." Lin Fan responded again.
"Hey, you two, now is not the time to talk about this." The young man said impatiently.
"Shut up!" Xiao Bai snorted coldly at the man, and then continued to turn around and stare at Lin Fan angrily, looking at Lin Fan a little hairy.
Well? The young man was stunned by Xiaobai's cold drink, and it took a long time to react, and he was immediately furious, damn, my mother didn't yell at me, you a dog actually dared to yell at me, and then with a flip of his palm, there was an extra spirit rune in his hand, and he silently recited a few incantations in his mouth, and the spirit rune spontaneously combusted without fire, turning into a streamer, and it was ruthless on Xiaobai's body.
And then...... Xiaobai's dog hair has not fallen out.
"Impossible." The young man's eyes widened, and he looked at this qiē incredulously: "My spirit rune is ...... Could it be that one is invalid? ”
Then the young man took out a stack of spirit runes, the spells in his mouth did not stop, and the spirit runes in his hands spontaneously combusted without fire, turning into a group of streamers, and once again fiercely Ji on Xiaobai's body.
And then ...... Xiaobai's dog hair still hasn't fallen out.
However, this also successfully attracted Xiaobai's attention, which made Xiaobai, who had no fire but didn't set off, finally find a way to vent.
"I'll plug in your uncle, even if he beats me, you can beat me too" Xiao Bai's eyes instantly became blood-red, and he howled at the sky, as if he was summoning something, and then Lin Fan saw a huge dog-headed phantom gradually condensed behind Xiao Bai, the phantom was like an ancient beast, as soon as Lin Fan appeared, he felt desolate, and the eternal breath came to his face, and he was placed in the coercion emitted by the phantom, and he knew how big it was when he looked at the young man who had already fallen to the ground.
Then the phantom slowly opened its eyes.
rumble
It's dark.
The phantom glanced at the young man with a cold gaze, opened his mouth slightly, and sucked out a gray light cluster from the top of the young man's head, which looked a little similar to the young man, and had been struggling violently to return to his body again, but no matter how he struggled, he still slowly drifted towards the phantom, until with a click, the light cluster disappeared from the phantom's mouth.
Lin Fan looked at this qiē in horror, his whole body was cold, he kicked Xiaobai just now, wouldn't the phantom suck at him too?
However, Lin Fan's worries were superfluous, the phantom disappeared after killing the young man, on the other hand, Xiaobai, as if drunk, staggered towards Lin Fan, and said, "Wait...... Wait for me to sleep, and then ...... Then we'll talk about you kicking me. Then he fell asleep directly on Lin Fan's feet.
Obviously, summoning the Phantom is not so easy for Xiaobai.
Lin Fan hurriedly picked up Xiaobai from the ground and put it in his schoolbag, he swore that he would be better to Xiaobai in the future, damn, who else was he afraid of with this big killer?
Then Lin Fan saw that there was no one left and right, took a ring from the young man's body, and ran into the school without looking back.
City C, Psychiatric Hospital.
There were two people fishing, a cool young guy and a middle-aged man with a scumbag face.
They grabbed the fishing rod and stared at the fish in the tank, waiting for the fish to be hooked, but unfortunately they didn't catch the fish for a long time.
The middle-aged man finally got impatient: "I'll just say, it's impossible to catch a fish without a line or hook." ”
"No, I believe where there's a will, there's a way." The young man said coolly.
"Did you just feel anything?" The middle-aged man asked suddenly.
The young man nodded faintly: "Look at my pants." ”
The middle-aged man hurriedly looked at the young man and found that the young man's pants were already wet, and he could faintly ask about urine.
"Pee?" The middle-aged man asked.
"Hmm." The young man replied faintly.
The middle-aged man sighed: "I'm not as good as you!" ”
The young man raised his eyebrows: "Pulled?" ”
"Hmm." The middle-aged man lowered his head in shame.