Chapter 7: Mortals, Can You Still Fight......

When Lin Fan returned home, his father Lin Hai had already cooked the meal, and he didn't have time to wash his hands, so Lin Fan hurriedly took a few mouthfuls of food and shouted: "I'm full." Then he rushed into his bedroom without looking back.

Lin Haizhi, who was watching, shook his head and scolded: "This unfilial son, I don't know how to help me." ”

After Lin Hai ate slowly, he dragged more than 400 catties of fat to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, due to the excessive obesity of his body, he had to take a few steps to gasp a few times, and after cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, he was already sweating profusely.

Xiao Bai stared at Lin Hai's back for a long time, he didn't let go of Lin Hai's every look, every movement, and even Lin Hai's expression after eating every bite of food, and finally Xiao Bai came to a conclusion: "This guy is sick." Then he looked back at Lin Fan's bedroom, shook his head, and fell asleep on the bed.

In the bedroom, Lin Fan couldn't wait to take out the wild ginseng, took a deep breath, and directly stuffed the ginseng into his mouth, and swallowed it in his stomach before he had time to chew it.

As soon as the wild ginseng entered Lin Fan's stomach, the aura contained in it was like a wild horse, scurrying in Lin Fan's belly, Lin Fan hurriedly transported the exercises he had practiced in his previous life, and guided these spiritual qi to merge into the dantian, and he was speechless all night until dawn.

Ha, in the first phase of Qi training, feeling the 'huge' power contained in his body, Lin Fan was excited, he didn't have to worry about being bullied anymore, only I would bully people in the future.

"Get up and go to school." A loud roar suddenly sounded in Lin Fan's ears, and when he heard it, it was Lin Hai's voice, although it was separated by a wall, but Lin Fan's ears still roared, Lin Fan subconsciously shrunk his neck, but thinking that he was already in the first phase of Qi training, he seemed to be able to resist Lin Hai's authority.

So Lin Fan swaggered to Lin Hai's side and said lightly: "Dad, there is something I want to talk to you about." ”

"What are you talking about?" Lin Hai squinted his eyes and glanced at Lin Fan.

"I don't want to go to school anymore." Lin Fan still said lightly.

"You...... Are you sure? Lin Hai looked directly at Lin Fan this time, and a dangerous light burst out of his eyes.

Lin Fan instinctively sensed the danger, but thought that he was no longer a mortal and did not need to be afraid, so he stretched his neck and said, "I'm sure!" ”

Then Lin Fan saw a slap slowly enlarge in his pupils, and Lin Fan sneered: "Mortal, do you think you can still hit me?" Silently, his body slid backwards.

Hey?

That's not right!

Why is the slap still magnified.

It's okay

Watch me slide again.

Oh, it's still zooming in.

I'll slide again,

Slip again,

Slippery......

Syllable......

Yes~

Lin Fan didn't dodge after all, and was slapped to the ground by Lin Hai, because no matter how he dodged, the slap followed him like a shadow and hit him in the face accurately, what was going on? Is it an additional stat bonus to weight? Lin Fan was puzzled.

No matter what, Lin Fan's authority still can't resist now, so Lin Fan got up from the ground, spit out two teeth from his mouth, and said lightly: "Dad, I was joking with you just now." ”

"Well, then wash your face, eat, and go to school." As if nothing happened just now, Lin Hai also nodded lightly and said.

After eating, when he came out of the house, Lin Fan's right face was swollen and high, and the five finger prints were very obvious, after all, Lin Fan was also a good-looking person, so he kept covering his right face with his right hand, and muttered straight in his mouth: "Should I skip class today?" ”

Xiaobai, who was following behind, looked at Lin Fan with disdain, he did his own thing, he couldn't live.

In the end, Lin Fan still didn't skip class, because he was afraid that the left side of his face would also be swollen, and when he was about to arrive at school, two figures suddenly came out, and as soon as he saw Lin Fan, he shouted: "Master, Master." Passers-by frowned.

Lin Fan's brows also furrowed, because the two second-class goods came again.

The little fat man and the little thin man ran to Lin Fan's side, and the little fat man said first: "Master, you are really godly, you said that I had a blood and light disaster, and I really did, and when I got home, my father couldn't help but say that he beat me with a broom, and asked me while smoking, where did the mountain ginseng go, and I said that I fed the dog." Speaking of this, the little fat man cautiously glanced at Xiao Bai behind Lin Fan, and continued with confidence when he saw that Xiao Bai did not react: "My father immediately lost his mind and slapped my head hard with a broom, and he bled at that time. Then he pointed to a place wrapped in gauze from the back of his head and said excitedly: "Right here, do you see?" My dad was stupid when he saw my head bleeding, and that expression, haha...... It's exciting to think about it now. ”

Lin Fan shook his head when he heard this, another problem boy, huh? Why do I say again?

The little thin man looked at Lin Fan and suddenly said, "This time you agreed to take us as apprentices." ”

"I ......" Lin Fan wanted to be reserved and then agree, but he heard the little fat man say.

"You wouldn't disagree, would you?" The little fat man looked at Lin Fan unkindly, and his fingers snapped: "I'm bleeding for you." ”

"I agree, I didn't say I don't agree." In view of what happened at home this morning, Lin Fan didn't dare to be tough with the little fat man, and hurriedly said, "You come with me." ”

Although this is not the Tongxian Continent, the apprenticeship procedure does not need to be so complicated, but there are still necessary three bows and nine knocks, Lin Fan didn't want to accept apprentices casually, found a corner where no one was, explained the apprenticeship procedure to the little fat man and the little thin man, and Lin Fan stood there, waiting for them to kneel and bow.

"Master, why do you keep facing us with your side face?" The little fat man suddenly found the problem and said, because since he saw Lin Fan, Lin Fan has always been facing them sideways, he didn't care at first, but now that he is going to apprentice, Lin Fan is still facing them sideways, he is a little puzzled.

"Uh...... This one...... This ......" Lin Fan was embarrassed, it was impossible for him to tell the story of the beating in the morning, so much faceless, his eyes rolled, Lin Fan said: "This is the fine tradition of our master." ”

"What's the name of our master?" The little thin man then asked.

"I haven't figured this out yet."

"Why don't we call it the side door?" The little fat man hurriedly said.

The corners of Lin Fan's mouth twitched, and he began to worry about his future.

The little thin man slapped the little fat man on the head hard, which made the little fat man, who was already injured in the head, grin his teeth for a while.

"Don't talk nonsense if you don't know how to choose a name, the side door sounds like a toilet door, and you won't be laughed at when you say it." Then he looked at Lin Fan with a flattering face and said, "Why don't you take a name now, Master." ”

Lin Fan glanced at the little thin man with some approval, nodded, the son can be taught, thought for a moment, and said, "In the future, it will be called the Divine Master Gate." ”

However, when Lin Fan nodded, the sharp-eyed little fat man found a problem again: "Ah! There was a slap mark on Master's face. ”