Chapter 22: Master, Help
After the elder of the Sun family was beaten by Lin Hai, he never appeared again, and the Sun family did not continue to send people to trouble Lin Fan, which made Lin Fan return to a peaceful life, living a life of going to class and sleeping during the day and going home to practice at night.
As for Xiaobai, he left Lin Fan alone and ran away alone, does he still have the face to go home? The answer is yes, you have the face to go home, in fact, Xiaobai came back on the night when Lin Hai drove away the elder of the Sun family, and shamelessly defended himself: "At that time, I was in a hurry to urinate, so I found a wall root to go conveniently." ”
In this regard, Lin Fan gave Xiao Bai a cold smile and forced Xiao Bai to eat several plates of braised beef he made before he gave up, and since then Xiao Bai has a phobia of braised beef, and wants to vomit when he sees braised beef.
Today is Saturday, the day when the class organizes a spring outing, Lin Fan is wearing a casual suit, walking towards the class gathering place under the scorching sun, and keeps muttering: "What kind of neurish idea, go to the spring outing in the summer." ”
However, the power of the squad leader Guo Xiaojing's feet is as vivid as yesterday, although Lin Fan is unwilling, he still has to succumb to Guo Xiaojing's obscenity.
Of course, Lin Fan was followed by two small tails, one was a little Lori and the other was ...... It's a beast! What kind of body is rubbing around on a girl's chest in public, and little Lori, you also respect your first kiss, don't kiss with the dog if it's okay.
Lin Fan thought that only one of their classes was wonderful, and organized a spring outing in the summer, when Lin Fan arrived at the gathering place, he found that there was another strange class, the first class of the fifth grade, as for how Lin Fan confirmed that it was the first class of the fifth grade, because Lin Fan saw his two wonderful apprentices, the little fat man and the little thin man, they were the first class of the fifth grade.
When it comes to these two apprentices, Lin Fan is really a little ashamed to be a master, the apprenticeship has been accepted, but he has not taught them anything, he is not competent at all, Lin Fan thought, it seems that he has to find a time to teach them something.
"Master, Master." At this time, the little fat man and the little thin man also saw Lin Fan, and ran towards Lin Fan with a cheer, shouting as they ran.
attracted everyone's sideways, and when they saw that the little fat man and the little thin man's master were just children, there was a burst of laughter.
When the little fat man and the little thin man heard the laughter, they stopped suddenly, looked back at the crowd, and roared viciously: "What are you laughing at? Isn't it itchy skin? ”
The little fat man and the little thin man still have some 'prestige' in their class, and their roar frightened everyone to shrink their necks, close their mouths, and dare not make a sound, the little fat man and the little thin man nodded with satisfaction and continued to run towards Lin Fan.
"Master, I want to kill you!" The little fat man yelled, opened his hands, and jumped up suddenly, wanting to give Lin Fan a big hug.
But......
He hugged an empty and sat on the ground, the little fat man looked around, but he had long disappeared from the master, touched his head, and asked suspiciously, "Huh?" What about Master? Where is Master? ”
The little thin man looked at the little fat man in horror, and pointed to the bottom of the little fat man's ass with a trembling finger: "In ...... Underneath your ass. ”
The little fat man hurriedly looked under his buttocks, and sure enough, he saw Lin Fan, who was pressed under his buttocks, rolled his eyes, and the little fat man gently patted Lin Fan's head, and said with a smile: "Master, you are really naughty, what are you doing under my butt if you have nothing to do?" No wonder I fell to the ground and didn't feel any pain at all. ”
Lin Fan was almost directly pumped by the pressure of the little fat man, and after taking a few deep breaths, he barely resisted the urge to burn the little fat man to death, and said with a smile: "Isn't it very comfortable to sit on me?" ”
The little fat man didn't seem to see Lin Fan's expression, shook it on Lin Fan's body, felt it carefully, and then said, "Well, it's soft, it's much more comfortable than my sofa." ”
Lin Fan was shaken by the little fat man's eyes and rolled his eyes again, and laughed angrily: "Haha...... Right, then you still want to sit down? ”
The little fat man looked around, found that there was no place to sit, and saw that the little thin man kept squeezing his eyes at him again, and seemed to want to sit too, the little fat man nodded decisively: "Hmm~" I secretly thought in my heart, I can't stand up, he was robbed by the little thin man, and he couldn't sit.
Ah, ah, I can't bear it, Lin Fan finally stopped having any hope for the little fat man, stood up from the ground suddenly, flipped the little fat man to the ground, and then walked to the little fat man, grabbed the little fat man with both hands, and shouted, and actually lifted the little fat man who was almost ninety pounds alive.
The little fat man struggled more than Lin Fan's hands, and he only learned today that the master, who was as weak as a chicken in his eyes, turned out to have so much strength, but what are you doing with great strength? I'm afraid of heights, and until now the little fat man didn't know what he had done wrong.
The little thin man covered his eyes because he already knew what was going to happen next.
Lin Fan ignored the little fat man's wah-wow yelling, spun in place for a few weeks, sneered, and threw the little fat man out.
bang
Yes~
The little fat man was thrown to the ground hard, and the tears of pain were about to come out, and he shouted to himself: "Master, your menopause has arrived, why are you falling on me?" However, Lin Fan secretly exerted a trace of true qi in his internal organs, and although he felt pain, it would not hurt him in any way.
Lin Fan wanted to let the little fat man go, but when he heard the little fat man's words, Lin Fan sneered and walked to the little fat man's side, kicked the little fat man's ass fiercely, and couldn't stop shouting: "I make you comfortable, I make you want to sit, I make you menopause, I let you ......" After kicking a few times, Lin Fan felt that the touch on the little fat man's butt seemed to be good, and then made up for it a few more times.
"Wow, what a man!" Xu Yaxin's little Lori looked at Lin Fan, who was full of might, with little stars in her eyes, and admired Lin Fan very much.
Of course, not all little loli are as cute as Xu Yaxin, for example, a little loli who just arrived, saw Lin Fan kicking a mentally handicapped teenager with his foot, his eyes couldn't help but widen, and he rushed towards Lin Fan viciously: "Lin Fan, how can you hit someone?" Stop! ”
As the saying goes, "Once bitten by a snake, ten years afraid of the well rope" This sentence is quite reasonable, Lin Fan heard this voice, not first thought of arguing with reason, but subconsciously covered it...... Key.
Guo Xiaojing ran to Lin Fan and the little fat man, glared at Lin Fan fiercely, and frightened Lin Fan hurriedly took a few steps back, Lin Fan felt that it was better to stay away from the violent woman, and then Guo Xiaojing gently helped the little fat man up from the ground, and patted off the soil on the body for the little fat man, and asked with concern: "Are you okay?" It's all my fault for my poor discipline and making you feel wronged. ”