Chapter Twenty-Three: There Is a Pain That Only a Man Understands...
The little fat man was moved to tears: "I'm fine, thank you, my master doesn't know what nerves to have today, grabbing me is a fat beating." ”
"Your master?" Guo Xiaojing frowned.
"Hmm!" The little fat man pointed at Lin Fan and said, "He is my master." Then he looked at Guo Xiaojing again: "My master is so afraid of you, are you my master?" Then you have to take good care of my master in the future, so that he is okay and doesn't go crazy. ”
However, the little fat man had just finished speaking
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Yes~
Guo Xiaojing gave the little fat man a kick, of course, using her best move - flirting with her yin feet.
The little fat man's tears really came out this time, covering the vital point, bending down, all kinds of sweet and sour, Guo Xiaojing's kick was completely merciless, more painful than all the feet kicked by Lin Fan combined, but the pain still didn't make the little fat man shut up, and said very deadly: "Master, have you also reached menopause?" How to say that if you turn your face, you will turn your face. ”
When Guo Xiaojing heard this, she was furious: "I'll let you be a teacher, I'll make you menopausal......" and gave the little fat man two kicks again, and then looked back at Lin Fan: "A nest of snakes and rats, you two are virtuous, stinky hooligans!" Then he walked away without looking back.
"What's the matter with me?" Lin Fan looked at Guo Xiaojing's back as he left, and muttered in a low voice.
Lin Fan walked to the side of the little fat man who was rolling on the ground in pain, patted the little fat man's shoulder sympathetically, and said faintly: "Little fat man, just call out the pain, this kind of pain is understood by the teacher......"
Ah~ What a painful realization......
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After waiting for about twenty minutes, almost all the people arrived, there were thirty or forty people in the two shifts, and there were two team leaders, a man and a woman, the female was Lin Fan's teacher, and the male didn't need to think about it to know that he was the teacher of the fifth grade class.
Lin Fan couldn't help pouting, you teachers are really good at playing, and you can pull the whole class when you fall in love.
After the roll call, it was confirmed that the number of people had arrived, and the teacher called two buses, one for the second grade and one for the fifth grade, but the little fat man and the little thin man had to be with Lin Fan, so they had to sit on the bus in the second grade.
Guo Xiaojing, as the class leader, still has a big opinion about Lin Fan taking a dog to the car, but there is no rule that you are not allowed to take pets to the spring outing, and Guo Xiaojing can't say anything, so she can only curse with malice: "If you lose it, you are not allowed to let our classmates help you find it." ”
In this regard, Lin Fan responded with a smile: "Thank you for your auspicious words, I will definitely applaud if I lose it." This made Xiaobai glared at Lin Fan fiercely, but Lin Fan directly ignored him.
got into the car, Lin Fan found a slightly back seat and sat down, while Little Lori sat next to Lin Fan with him, and the little fat man and the little thin man sat behind Lin Fan.
Guo Xiaojing, who found a seat to sit on, accidentally saw Lin Fan actually sitting with a girl, remembering what happened when school first started, he had already divided Lin Fan into a hooligan role, thinking that Lin Fan was deliberately sitting next to the girl, how could she bear to watch a girl being bullied by hooligans, so she walked to Lin Fan's side angrily: "Lin Fan, get up, I want to sit here." ”
"Aren't they all empty seats?" Lin Fan said inexplicably.
"I've got my eye on this seat, can't I?" Guo Xiaojing sneered again and again, hooligans are hooligans, and they are reluctant to get up when they sit next to other girls.
"It's a real neurosis." Lin Fan stood up with a reluctant expression, but when he saw Guo Xiaojing's raised right foot, he instantly closed his mouth and changed his seat quickly.
However, as soon as Lin Fan changed seats, Xu Yaxin beside him also stood up, Guo Xiaojing's eyes widened, and Xu Yaxin was pulled: "What are you doing?" ”
Xu Yaxin smiled sweetly: "I'll change seats, I want to sit with Lin Fan." ”
Guo Xiaojing's face was full of incredulity, in his cognition, a boy and a girl sitting together would give birth to a child, she immediately thought that this girl must have been forced by Lin Fan, so she had to rescue the girl from fire and water: "Is it Lin Fan who forced you?" Don't worry, with me, he won't dare to force you to do anything. ”
"Lin Fan didn't force me." Xu Yaxin glared at her innocent eyes and said, "Lin Fan is okay, he hasn't bullied me when we live together?" Then Xu Yaxin ignored Guo Xiaojing and ran to Lin Fan's side and sat down.
"Live...... Live together. "Guo Xiaojing's worldview has collapsed, sitting together will give birth to children, so live together...... Thinking of this, Guo Xiaojing had goosebumps, and quickly shook his head, shaking away the unbearable picture in his mind......
The bus left the urban area of C City not long after, during which Guo Xiaojing kept staring back at Lin Fan and Xu Yaxin, she felt that it was necessary for him to correct Lin Fan and Xu Yaxin's wrong behavior, as long as Lin Fan and Xu Yaxin talked and played, she would insert it forcefully and stop it in time, and in the end, Lin Fan had no interest in playing with Xu Yaxin, so he simply closed his eyes and went to sleep.
It was nearly ten o'clock when the bus stopped at the foot of a hill, and this was their destination for the day.
After the teacher set their activity area, the students all cheered and dispersed.
Some of the students who had participated in the summer camp knew what to do next, took out the cooking utensils, and made a fire to cook under the guidance of the teacher, while other students who didn't know did so followed suit, and after a while, the whole crowd was busy.
The teacher saw that they were digging a piece in the east and filling in a piece in the west, which was too inefficient and easy to have accidents, so he divided them into groups, and naturally Lin Fan, Xu Yaxin, the little fat man and the little thin man were divided into a group, as for adding others, the little fat man and the little thin man firmly disagreed.
Because Lin Fan's cooking dog will vomit after eating, and the rich second-generation Xu Yaxin can't cook, so the cooking work falls on the little fat man and the little thin man, one of them makes a fire, and the other cooks rice in full swing, obviously they often cooperate like this before.
Lin Fan saw that he had nothing to do, so he took Xiao Lori and Xiao Bai around.
When they turned to Guo Xiaojing's group, they stopped, Lin Fan saw Guo Xiaojing's group of six people, besieging the city in a circle, staring at a bunch of things on the ground in a daze, Lin Fan looked at the ground curiously, only to see a bunch of household appliances on the ground, induction cookers, pressure cookers, rice cookers and other household appliances.
The corners of Lin Fan's mouth twitched, where can you get electricity in this wilderness, do you rub to generate electricity?
However, Lin Fan's eyes rolled, Guo Xiaojing had kicked twice, how could he do it without retaliating, so he walked towards Guo Xiaojing's group with a wicked smile.