Chapter 2 People Need to Wear Clothes!
The phoenix lowered his head and was also shocked when he saw that his body had changed into a different shape, the human body turned out to be like this!
But it's strange, there is not a single hair on the body, it is so ugly, fortunately there is still a long hair on the head, but the color of the hair has become black. And where are your own wings, how can you fly without wings? Also, how did your claws become like this, so how can you catch fish?
Phoenix looked at the fat sheep with an innocent face, but he didn't know that the fat sheep had already had a nosebleed, he quickly turned around, wiped the nosebleeds everywhere, and said to the phoenix: "You, you stay there and don't move, wait, wait for me!" ”
After saying that, he ran out of his nest and ran away, Phoenix looked down at Squeak, Squeak also raised his head, and the two guys were staring at each other.
"Haw, I'm going to change into a human form, you can't do it!" Phoenix raised her head, straightened her chest, and said disdainfully.
"Squeak, squeak! What kind of ability is the transformation of the shape! Squeak didn't bother to pay attention to her, squatting to the side and flicking his little tail, obviously no longer afraid of the phoenix.
After a while, a white figure returned, and the fat sheep threw his clothes to the phoenix, and continued to say with his back to the phoenix; "Put your clothes on."
Clothes? What is that, the phoenix squatted down, with its wings, oh no, picked it up with his hand and looked at it and shook his head, indicating that he didn't know what it was, and after waiting for a while, the fat sheep couldn't hear a sound, so he turned around, and as a result, the nosebleed spurted out again, and roared: "Didn't you say that you should put on your clothes?" Why don't you wear it! ”
"Chirp, I won't wear this thing."
"It's still chirping, I can't speak human words, I'll go! What an ancestor! "The fat sheep really collapsed, this phoenix, really doesn't understand anything!
The fat sheep picked up an underwear and helped the phoenix put it on, although he was extremely careful, he still inevitably touched the phoenix's skin, which made the fat sheep's nosebleed as if he didn't want money.
While helping her put it on, he also said: "Clothes are things that humans wear on their bodies, used to cover their shame, this one, called underwear, should be worn like this, and then buttoned at the back, so that it can outline the figure, well, it's perfect." And this, it's called panties, this one, yes, wear it this way, okay, and this one is a shirt, it's put on the outside, and the pants, oh, yes, wear it like that, smart! ”
Finally, after serving this, the fat sheep's face was a little pale, and he didn't know if he was holding back too much, or if his nosebleed body was weak.
Only then did Phoenix understand that people need to wear clothes!
It's a hassle though!
Fat Sheep simply gave Phoenix a teacher, for the current world, human beings need to eat and drink, and they also need to defecate, because human beings have internal organs in their stomachs. Human beings exchange the goods they need with something called the yuan, which can be exchanged for what you want. Human beings like to love vanity, and they don't like to be criticized and corrected.
How are human beings......
The fat sheep chattered, talked about a lot of things, even squeaked squatting at the feet of the phoenix to listen to the relish, the fat sheep has lived for two thousand years, except for the occasional interaction with human beings, it rarely communicates with others, looking at the phoenix's thirsty appearance, it can't help but tell her all the things she knows, for fear that she will encounter danger when she enters human society.
The fat sheep also told the phoenix that he must be careful of the army, although the phoenix does not know what the army is, but he knows that the human army can threaten his own life, seeing the fat sheep solemnly warning himself, the phoenix nodded fiercely, chirping and saying that he will be careful.
Phoenix didn't speak, just listened to the fat sheep himself, but he finally found out that Phoenix had been chirping and couldn't speak, so he began to teach her little by little how to speak.
Fortunately, the Phoenix clan is very talented, but after a month, they can basically say some sentences, and I'm afraid it's not enough to be too complicated, but simple conversations and exchanges are still not a problem.
After living here for a few more days, learning a lot of things, and learning to speak, the phoenix was very grateful, so he gave one of his phoenix feathers to the fat sheep, as a gift, the phoenix clan recognized a friend, and would give him their fading phoenix feathers, so that as long as he held this phoenix feather, all the birds would regard him as a friend and would not hurt him.
Although the fat sheep has cultivated for two thousand years, his strength is not bad, but when he got the phoenix feather, he was still happy to turn back to the prototype, running around outside in the form of a sheep, and seeing the fat sheep happily holding his phoenix feather, the phoenix was also very happy.
After all, this phoenix feather is too precious, after all, tens of thousands of years, the phoenix has long been extinct, where can you get the phoenix feather, if it is not for the ancestors to accumulate virtue, I am afraid that the fat sheep will die of old age, and it may not be able to see the phoenix, let alone get the phoenix.
"Phoenix, I know you want to go to the human world, so I won't leave you behind, be careful along the way, people's hearts are unpredictable, except for goblins, don't trust any humans!" The fat sheep sent the phoenix to the door of the nest and instructed with a reluctant face. "Squeak is your good partner, don't give it up."
"I know, you will always be my friend, and I will come to see you when I have the chance." Phoenix, who had been smiling, was also a little sad at this time, and he finally met a friend outside the Phoenix Valley, but he was going to be separated at this time.
"Squeak, I have also taught you the exercises of cultivation, your foundation is good, and there is a lot of aura in your body, as long as you master the usage, you can also use the transformation technique!" The fat sheep bowed his head and squeaked at the little mouse.
"Squeak!" Squeak nodded, indicating that she knew.
The fat sheep leaned against the door, watching the two figures, one big and one small, gradually leave, before he turned back to his nest.
"Squeak, hurry up!" Phoenix runs in front, while Squeak follows panting in the back.
"Squeak! I'm bored, don't run, I'm tired! ”
"Haha, hurry up, or I'll fly and take you with me!" The phoenix's laughter was as crisp as a wind chime, and it spread far away.
"Squeak! No! ”
"Don't, hurry!" Phoenix ran to the front, just waiting in place for Squeak to follow.
After squeak came over, he jumped into the arms of the phoenix, and refused to come down to say anything, and the phoenix held the squeak in his arms, touched its little head, and smiled happily.
Along the way, I finally arrived at a place called Shimen City, I heard that it is the capital city of Hebei Province, Phoenix walked on the dirt road of a small village, bouncing, and holding a fat little mouse in his arms.
Someone saw it, pointed there, and said, "Look, what kind of pet does such a cute little girl have, why did she raise a mouse." ”
"yes, yes, isn't there something wrong? It's a shame for this kid. ”
"But it looks okay, maybe the people in the city don't have other pets now, and they start raising rats?"
The twitter was very messy and annoying, Phoenix frowned, listened to the words of the fat sheep, and ignored them with the intention of not causing trouble! And the squeak in her arms, she hugged it tighter.
Just when she was walking away, a man on a bicycle came from the opposite side, only to see that the car ran onto the phoenix, many people exclaimed, this qiē came too fast, there was no time to shout the phoenix to dodge, just heard a "bang" sound, crashed together.
Everyone saw that the man flew out like that, and many people were stunned in an instant, looking incredulous.
But the phoenix felt that there was nothing, so he walked away at a very fast speed.
Everyone thought they were dazzled, hell, a girl should be hit by a car, how did the man who rode the bike fly? And the man who was knocked into the air actually hung up, which made all the people present can't believe it, just when someone said that they were looking for the murderer, where was the figure of the phoenix?
The villagers reported the incident to the police, but the police were confused by everyone's words, and the police did not believe that a girl could hit a man riding a bicycle, so the police said that the man accidentally tripped on a stone because of his bicycle and fell to his death.