Chapter 3: I'm the Boss from Now On!
Celestial Calendar 2008, I don't know what time it is in May, Shimen City.
The phoenix came to the grove a few miles away from Shimen with a squeak, the phoenix itself is strong, extraordinary, and arrogant, with the blood of his phoenix gods, all kinds of little demons living in Shimen City have been called.
She stood in the grove there, still holding a wooden stick in her hand, poking and poking and poking there, waiting for the arrival of the little demons. She is used to bullying people, and she is naturally familiar with dealing with these little demons, and a group of little demons can only bow down to their subordinates.
"Which of you is the boss?" The phoenix shook off the wooden stick in his hand, threw the wooden stick in a parabolic arc, wiped all the soil on his clothes, squinted at the little demons lying on the ground, and asked.
There was a woman with heavy makeup, lying in the front, she raised her head, and after feeling the pressure of the phoenix, she hurriedly lowered her head, and said tremblingly: "I, I am the boss, and the little demons here in Shimen all listen to me." ”
The phoenix walked up to the woman with small steps, and after squatting down, she was about to speak, but suddenly she sneezed, and she was actually smoked by the woman's messy fragrance.
This sneeze of hers was extraordinary, frightening the little demons to cringe, and even more frightened incontinence of those who were short in the back, Phoenix frowned, stood up, and said: "I will live in Shimen from now on, I will be the boss of Shimen from now on, and you will listen to me, you know?" Otherwise, I will depose you! Do you understand? ”
The phoenix is full of domineering, this passage was naturally learned from the fat sheep, and this statement really shocked the little demons. Hearing the words of the phoenix god, their heads nodded like chickens eating rice, for fear that they would upset the great god and slaughter themselves. You must know that the phoenix is the king of birds, even if it is an orc, in front of the descendants of this god race, there is only obedient and obedient, where can he dare to have the slightest intention of resisting.
The phoenix turned around and looked at the distant Kunlun, "Fat sheep, I'm here, it's as you said, thank you, are you okay?" "Phoenix is not ignorant, although her temper is a little weird, but who is good to her, she still knows.
After Phoenix asked these little demons, she learned that the woman who was the leader was called Yi'er, and she was a very beautiful parrot, no wonder her voice was so beautiful. In fact, she has only been cultivating for more than 800 years, and because she is naturally intelligent, her cultivation is also a thousand miles a day, and she has become the head of the demons in this Shimen area.
After learning that the phoenix didn't like the smell of her body, she quickly used the cleansing technique to thoroughly clean the various fragrances on her body, although she looked like an aunt at first, but after the cleansing technique, she looked carefully, and the figure was a young girl in her prime, and she looked upright, worthy of being a bird, Phoenix nodded in admiration.
Anyway, her little parrot has become so cute at this time, and it can be regarded as entering the eyes of the phoenix, so she secretly decided to accept the little parrot as her little sister in the future, so that she can settle down in this city called Shimen and enjoy life.
In addition to the little parrot called Yi'er, there is also a chubby guy, only to know that it is a pig when asked, Ziyan chuckled, the name of this pig is really interesting, called color pig, I don't know if it is really a color pig, how many sows have given birth to piglets? Ziyan didn't know how many birds she had seen in Phoenix Valley, and she drifted her thoughts back to Phoenix Valley for a while.
Parrot Yi'er saw the phoenix in a daze, she didn't speak, she didn't speak, she didn't speak, all the little demons looked at each other, and they didn't know what to do when they lay on the ground. After a long while, the phoenix sighed lightly and said, "The little parrot stays, and the other elves come and go from where they go, so don't bother me if you have nothing to do in the future, and I won't be looking for you anywhere." ”
If this group of little demons had been in the past, they would have been played half dead by the phoenix, but she came out to play in the city this time, not with these little demons, if she mixed with them all day long, wouldn't it be no different from in the Phoenix Valley? So she waved her hand and dismissed the demons, leaving her and the parrot Yi'er alone here.
"Yi'er, I first came here, and I still need your care in the future, and I have been in retreat, and I haven't come out for thousands of years, this is also the first time I have come to the world, and I don't know many things, so I still need you to tell me one by one." Phoenix is a little embarrassed to say this, life here is completely different from her previous life, even if there is an explanation from the fat sheep, she still doesn't fit in.
"Haven't been in retreat for thousands of years? Are you an ancient god? Yi'er was surprised. You must know that the aura is thin now, how difficult it is to be able to have living beings produce spiritual wisdom and cultivate into human form, if you were not born near an aura eye, I am afraid that you would have died of ignorance and old age.
And the ancient gods are the legendary Cunzài, who once met a thousand-year-old demon, and his clever tongue happened to win the favor of the old demon, and I am afraid that he will not know the legendary divine object. Those ancient gods are all extraordinary in their divine power, turning rivers and moving mountains, going to the heavens and entering the earth, even if they destroy the earth, Yi'er also believes it.
"Yes, you're right, I'm a Protoss Phoenix, but I'm not an Ancient Protoss, but what is an Ancient Protoss?" Phoenix asked stunned.
"Ahem, with the disappearance of the Protoss, the birth and development of human beings, those Protoss were called the Ancient Protoss by humans. You say you are...... Phoenix? Oh my God, that's the king of our fowls, that's the vanished Protoss Phoenix! When Yi'er heard that Ziyan was a phoenix, she was immediately excited, birds have always been weak, and they were even bullied by beasts on land, and when she saw the king of her own clan, her joy instantly hung on her face.
Hearing Yi'er say this, the phoenix also smiled like a flower on her face, and she was very happy. There are still not many animals that boast about themselves in Phoenix Valley, and the animals that have been treated very badly are too late to hide, where do they dare to praise her, I am afraid that scolding is indispensable.
"Yi'er, where do you live, take me to where you live, I'm not used to this world." After the phoenix had enough of himself, he kindly said to the parrot Yi'er, after all, it was his own kind, and it was pleasing to the eye, so he couldn't help but restrain his breath and talk to her in a lustful voice, after all, the first time he arrived, he still needed the landlord to take care of it.
"Okay, okay, I live in the Shangcheng community in the center of the city, where the environment is quite good, but there are more people in the city center and more cars, I don't know if you will dislike it." Yi'er said cautiously, although the phoenix in front of her has restrained her breath, but she is also a bird and can feel the pressure of the phoenix all the time, just like a mouse seeing a cat, it still makes her afraid.
"Well, okay, let's go now!" Phoenix said with a smile, she has a strong confidence in herself, isn't it human society, I'm not afraid of it! You have to break through!
The land price in the city center is high no matter which city it is, and like Shimen is a provincial capital, it is naturally a sky-high price, but in terms of the old demon who has lived for more than 800 years, it is a trivial matter to save some money and buy a few houses, and it is easy.
But according to what she said, there are more people, it's just a sea of people, and there are more cars, and the whole city can be scrapped when the traffic is jammed, but this qiē has nothing to do with the phoenix, because she can fly! Of course, a certain squeak will not like to fly!