"What's the pity, your fart or some rare gas?" Ding Song asked.

The old turtle squinted his eyes and said: "Although most of the gas discharged from my belly is earthly wine, after all, there is still a trace of the spiritual energy of the upper realm, as soon as your window is opened, it will all run away, isn't it a pity!" ”

Ding Song listened to the black line at one end!

It's really a fairy theory, and it seems that his fart is still very expensive.

But let Ding Song use the other party's fart to practice any magic skills, Ding Song would rather give up.

Fortunately, the old turtle didn't force it, just said that, which made Ding Song not have much resistance to this strange fart. Began to learn from the old turtle the turtle school qigong god turtle fart.

Although the old turtle loves to brag, he is still very serious in his work, and he went directly to Ding Song's body, and while prompting Ding Song's body, he instructed Ding Song how to rush to the acupoint with luck, and when he touched the acupoint that Ding Song didn't know, it would generate a hot gas on the corresponding acupoint of Ding Song.

In this way, Ding Song learned really and produced incredible results.

"Who's pooping in the house, this building is still not allowed to be inhabited, why is it so smelly?" At first, there were two families shouting in the corridor, but gradually more and more people came to find the source of the smell.

Ding Song knew that it was not good, where did he dare to practice any more fart skills, took the old turtle, locked the door, and flew away.

The air outside was much stronger than in the house, and the birds were singing everywhere, and Ding Song saw that it was only half past five in the morning, and walked to the nearby park.

Yangcheng's national fitness campaign is very good, in addition to flowers and plants in the park, there are a lot of fitness equipment, many old men and old ladies there twist their waists and shake their hips, exercise.

Ding Song found a stone bench and sat on it to practice his fart skills.

After practicing with his eyes closed for less than ten minutes, Ding Song felt some strange aura around him.

Could it be that he has achieved success in his own cultivation? Ding Song was very happy in his heart.

At this moment, the old turtle suddenly said in his mind: "What are these people doing around you, do you know them all?" ”

Ding Song opened his eyes and saw that all the old men and old ladies who got up in the morning to exercise were all around him, and an old man with glasses pointed at Ding Song and said: "The smell is coming from his body, he polluted the air in this park, catch him, and send him to the Environmental Protection Bureau!" ”

A group of old men and women swarmed up and surrounded Ding Song.

Ding Song struggled to get out from under the feet of the crowd, and the wolf bèi fled.

Don't say it, after cultivating this fart magic skill, although it is not for a long time, it is really effective.

Ding Song felt as if his body was filled with hydrogen, extremely light, and in a blink of an eye, he escaped from the pursuit of the old man and the old lady and came to a breakfast shop.

He let out the fart in his stomach, and the place where he practiced was extremely smelly, but now that he was far away from the park, he didn't smell on his body, and when he arrived at the store, no one noticed him, which made him feel a little more stable.

"A drawer of buns, a soy milk!" Ding Song's stomach was empty and he felt a little hungry.

Waiting for breakfast, Ding Song began to ask the old turtle.

"When do you have to put this fart, for a long time, Yangcheng must treat me as the four evils and destroy it."

"Not much, cultivating like you, you can achieve a small success in seven days, and once the cheesiness in your belly is gone, you can be regarded as half a foot in the door of cultivation." The old turtle said unhurriedly.

"Seven days? On this day, he was chased and ran, and he didn't let people live for seven days? ”

"I don't care about this, I'm only responsible for teaching you, when I first cultivated, I found a barren mountain and a rare place to cultivate."

"No one cares about that place?" Ding Song asked.

"Of course there weren't people, but then I attracted a large number of shells and surrounded me, but fortunately my shells were hard, or let them eat me."

The old turtle's words made Ding Song completely petrified.

While a person and a turtle were talking, a young man suddenly came outside the door, in his thirties, walked to Ding Song's seat and watched Ding Song sit down.

After the young man sat down, he was followed by two bodyguards, who stood behind him. After that, there were two bodyguards, holding a stack of Grandpa Mao and throwing it to the owner of the breakfast shop, and then the breakfast shop was cleared, and there was only one guest in the store, Ding Song.

"Is it Master Ding?" The young man asked.

"Master Ding, you are Master Ding?" Ding Song was a little nervous, but the other party called him like this, which made him feel that the other party did not have too much malice.

There was a woman standing behind this young man, who looked very energetic, Ding Song felt a little dazed, but he really couldn't remember who the other party was, could it be that they came to catch him because he had a few farts in the park?

Fortunately, the young man opposite was not embarrassed for Ding Song, and said directly: "I am Lin Mei of Loncin Company, and you saw this female assistant on the fifth floor of Loncin Building the night before yesterday. ”

Oh, Ding Song suddenly remembered that Manager Lin was with Qin Fat the night before and almost caught himself.

At that time, the female assistant was behind Manager Lin.

"You must have come to give me a bounty, right?" Ding Song said with a hippie smile, but his right hand was already propped up on the stool under his buttocks, and his whole body was ready to go, as long as the other party wanted to catch him, he immediately stood up and ran.

"The master is indeed the master, and I have really seen the level of the unknown prophet today. The master is right, I am here to give you a bonus, in order to thank you for risking your life to save people in Longjin Building. ”

I'm really here to give myself a bonus! Ding Song could hardly believe his ears.

Lin Mei, who was sitting in front of Ding Song, was nothing unusual, he naturally waved back, and a bodyguard standing behind took out a check from his arms and presented it to Ding Song with both hands.

Ding Song took the check and saw that it was 50,000 yuan.

Really? Ding Song was quite excited.

This fart magic skill is really effective, just one morning after practicing, someone sent money, or 50,000 yuan, which is more than a year of part-time work.

Ding Song's heart blossomed, and he said that he would practice more if he knew it earlier, and the park would stink a little, and he might be able to give more money.

Of course, he covered it up very well, his expression remained unchanged, he pretended not to care at all, put the check on the table, did not put it away, and said to Lin Mei: "Such a little thing is not enough to worry about." You're not just coming to me to give me a bonus, but I guess you have something else to talk about. ”

This is all nonsense, if there is nothing else, how can it be possible to invite such a big figure as the three young men of the Lin family to send this bonus.

Unexpectedly, Lin Mei took it seriously, thinking that Ding Song had calculated it, and immediately said: "Sure enough, it is the master, the magic calculation, I don't need to say it, the master guessed most of it, I don't know if the master can calculate why I came to you?" ”

"Not counting!" Ding Song directly refused.

"Why?" Lin Mei was a little surprised by Ding Song's refusal.

"Nothing is uncertain, nothing is not counted, don't think that our fortune master and feng shui master will casually tell fortunes, and if we leak the heavenly secrets, we will be punished by heaven, do you really think that we will take our own lives as a child's play?" Ding Song is now a little accustomed to being a feng shui master, and gradually he will also make music.

"Then why did you have to go out the night before yesterday to save someone's life?" Lin Mei asked puzzled.

"Heaven has the virtue of a good life, and compassion is the goodness of God, how can I lose so many people's lives for my own gains and losses, I can't bear it!" Ding Song is getting better and better at pretending.

Lin Mei was greatly appreciative when he heard this, and stretched out his thumb and said: "Master Gao Feng Liangjie, sacrificing himself as a person, is really a model for my generation, it is really worth learning from Lin, especially after the fact, he was not greedy for merit and left quietly, such a master's demeanor is rare in the world!" ”

Ding Song had scolded Lin Mei seventy-two times in his heart, and secretly said that he knew that you would send me 50,000 yuan, and I would take it if I didn't sleep.

Of course, it was impossible for him to say this, he pretended to be indifferent on the surface, and just said with a slight smile: "A little thing, not enough to worry about, you can say anything, I'm still very busy." ”

"I would like to ask you to be my dedicated Feng Shui master." Lin Mei said in a low voice.

Dedicated Feng Shui Master?

Ding Song felt that he must have heard it wrong.

In this world, the word "specialized" cannot be used casually.

Whether it is a special lawyer or a special lecturer, as long as you bring the word special, the price is doubled, and it is a special driver, which is several grades higher than the treatment of ordinary drivers.

How can you say that this special feng shui master is also the level of a special lawyer, and it must start at least 30,000 or 50,000 yuan.

Good luck, it's really good luck, it seems that the fart magic skill really has to be practiced well, as long as you practice it well, just sit at home and count the money!

Ding Song's mood was agitated, and he sighed why he hadn't practiced this fart magic skill a long time ago! If you practice this kind of magic skill early, you may be the richest man in the world by now!

But Ding Song quickly calmed down, and immediately thought that he was not very familiar with the other party, and the other party suddenly asked him to be a feng shui master, which can only explain one reason: that is, he is worth a higher price!

With such an idea, Ding Song smiled and put away the 50,000 yuan bonus check on the table, and the money in hand could not be pushed.

Then he said to Lin Mei: "I want the bonus, after all, I also risked my life to save people, and it is worth taking this money." As for the dedicated feng shui master, I don't want to do it yet, after all, a person is idle and wild, and he is used to living an unrestrained life, and it is too uncomfortable to be tied up. ”

These words were completely unexpected by Lin Mei.

He represents Loncin Group!

What is the status of Loncin Group here? If their annual performance is poor, the city's GDP will be a few percentage points less, and no one has ever refused in the process of Lin Mei's previous departure.

"My family hired you as a professional feng shui master, and the starting price is 100,000 yuan a year, you have to think about it." The female assistant behind Lin Mei stepped forward and said without losing any time.