The surroundings are black, and there is a light on the old turtle, although it is not strong, but it is very real.

And he saw the old turtle stretching his head out on the table for a while, and then retracting his head again.

It's all said that ****, this guy's head and long neck really look like a man's lower body. Ding Song laughed secretly in his heart.

After watching for a while, Ding Song found that the old turtle's head was stretched and retracted, about a minute back and forth, Ding Song looked at it, feeling that he was tired of watching, and the old turtle had not stopped.

Gradually, Ding Song's sleepiness came up and he fell asleep again.

There was a smell of alcohol in the room, and he didn't sleep well, so he was in a daze for a while, and when Ding Song woke up, it was already a little bright, and Ding Song looked at the table, and the old turtle had stopped retracting his head and was looking at him with a pair of small eyes.

"Old turtle, what did you do aerobics when you got drunk last night, I saw your head stretching and shrinking." Ding Song couldn't help but laugh at the thought of its head resembling a man's lower body.

"What kind of aerobics, rare and weird, I'm turtle qigong!"

When Ding Song heard this, he couldn't help laughing and said, "You still have turtle sect qigong, and I'm still a super Saiyan!" ”

"What Super Saiyans, a race on earth?" The old turtle asked curiously.

Ding Song was so confused by its serious appearance that he didn't know how to say it, if he really explained the content of the cartoon to it, he didn't know how much to explain, so he had to change the topic and said to the old turtle: "What kind of turtle school qigong are you really practicing?" ”

"Of course, my turtle school qigong is also called turtle breath**, which has the effect of strengthening the body and urging wealth and officials."

"What, Fortune Collector? Old turtle, can you not brag, what kind of qigong you practice, everyone knows that it has the effect of strengthening the body, what does practicing your turtle school qigong have to do with urging wealth and generating officials? "Ding Song's theoretical world is completely unacceptable to such new content.

"What kind of bragging is this, what I said is true," the old turtle shook his head and said, "Didn't you hear the hexagram interpreter say that you are weak and don't bear money?" ”

Ding Song shook his head, he knew very little about Feng Shui divination.

"I don't understand anything, and I have to give you basic knowledge."

The old turtle seemed to think that explaining such low-level knowledge had lowered its identity, and he complained a little and continued:

"It's like a three-year-old child has a hundred taels of silver in his hand, and if there is no one to protect him, there will definitely be many people who want to rob it, which is called being weak and not taking money. Like you, it's okay to have a few thousand dollars, but if you have millions on your back, isn't someone worried? ”

"Now it is a society governed by the rule of law, and there is police protection." Ding Song obviously felt that the other party had some truth, but he didn't want to admit it directly.

"Can the police prevent bandits, can they prevent evil? As soon as the evil spirit passes, trouble will come, you will definitely fall when you walk, you can choke when you eat, even if the plague is epidemic, you will definitely get typhoid fever, such a toss, do you have to spend money on treatment? When you are treated, does delay delay your money? It won't be long before your fortune is gone, and if you can't protect your wealth, what wealth will you have? If you don't have money, what kind of official will you have? ”

"If the truth is true, what about my fortunes? Is there a life to be born and rich? This is what Ding Song is most concerned about.

"It's not good, you are a little kind, and you can use it to make up for a little wealth, you are not strong, and others have to worry about it if you have money, in your life, you must not have more than ten taels of silver in your hands, according to your statement, it is five thousand yuan, in addition, you have no girl fate."

"You're talking nonsense again, didn't I make more than seven thousand today? How can it be five thousand? Besides, that Lu Xiaoxin's impression of me today is quite good! ”

"That's because you accumulated a little kindness and promised to do things for Sister Wang, which is rewarded by God. I don't believe you, but in retrospect, did you have to make a lot of money other than today? Have you ever had such a peach blossom luck today? ”

As soon as he said this, Ding Song secretly recalled that there was really no such thing.

"No wonder it's so difficult for me to make money, it's harder to find a job than others, it turns out that I have no money in my life, and peach blossoms are not good. But those millionaires and multimillionaires, they have a lot of money, and they all cultivate? Ding Song asked suspiciously.

"They may not be able to cultivate, but they also have their own methods, that is, Yang House Feng Shui, Yin House Feng Shui and Human Body Feng Shui."

"Human Feng Shui?" The first time Ding Song heard this term, he had only said Yang House Feng Shui and Yin House Feng Shui in the past.

"Yes, you may not know the term human feng shui, but things must have been seen. Those rich people always have some wrenches, bracelets, rings or necklaces on them, and you think they wear them for nothing? ”

"You mean they use these methods to attract wealth?"

"There are those who attract wealth, and there are those who block evil, and different people have different lives and different methods. Ordinary people wear these things just as a decoration, but rich people wear these things, often they are bright, very powerful, and quite helpful to the victim. ”

So that's it!

Ding Song heard this truth for the first time, and he had never seen it before, and he had heard it.

Ding Song didn't care about other people's affairs, he was most concerned about himself, and asked the old turtle at the moment: "I don't know if there is any way to change my fortune?" ”

"Do good, cultivate, do everything."

Ding Song didn't think about it and asked directly: "Which one has the fastest effect and the best effect?" ”

"Of course it's cultivation, this kind of thing doesn't need to be told to God, it's stuffy and rich, doing good deeds and doing things, that has to be approved by the God of Wealth or sealed by the Buddha, the procedures are very complicated, and there are still people in the middle, and there is not much money in hand, and sometimes the peach blossoms will be changed."

"If you don't practice, buy some wrench bracelets and the like, okay?"

"Others can do it, you can't, you have to be at least physically strong to use those things, you are too weak to afford money if you don't cultivate, and there are some side effects of other good methods."

"I'm still weak, I'll carry a hundred catties of rice and leave!" Ding Song said unconvinced.

"That's the foolish strength of the world, which can bear the strength but cannot bear the wealth, and if those forces can bear the wealth, won't all the coolies become rich."

When Ding Song heard this, he suddenly woke up and said to the old turtle: "Old turtle, I understand, this time I really understand, I want to worship you as a teacher and learn the turtle school qigong!" ”

"Don't teach!" The old turtle raised his head and narrowed his eyes as he spoke.

"Why? As for being so stingy? ”

"My Turtle Sect Qigong is a first-class cultivation skill in the sky, if you want to cultivate, you must at least enter my door and call me Master every day!" The old turtle said proudly.

"Okay, I call you Master, Master, Master, Master, I've called you three times, now teach me Turtle School Qigong!"

"You kid, you just have a good mouth, in fact, you are thinking about how to get promoted and make a fortune, you want to practice turtle school qigong for this goal!"

"It's certain to get rich, get promoted, I really didn't think about it, but if you can really give me a governor and mayor, I won't refuse." Ding Song said to the old turtle with a smile.

"Fart, you don't have the life to be an official at all, even if you urge it strongly, it won't have much effect, but there is some foundation for wealth, if you urge it, it is not difficult to get rich."

"Can you really get rich? How much can you send? Ding Song's eyes lit up.

The old turtle squinted his eyes and said: "The ghost knows how much you can make, and how much wealth you can get depends on your cultivation process, only if you are strong can you get rich, and if you have wealth, you can also be lucky and healthy, this first step is a must, if you don't concentrate on practicing well, how much wealth and luck are flowers in the mirror." ”

"Old turtle, I can practice hard, as long as I can get rich, I can endure hardship!"

"Call me the old turtle, and then call me no longer taught!" The old turtle raised his head again as he spoke, and narrowed his eyes.

"Master, you are the master, I can't call it wrong, Master, teach me quickly!" Ding Song knows the old turtle's temperament, likes others to praise it, and is willing to do anything if he elevates it.

"Good! Since you are so sincere, I won't talk about any door rules and regulations, today is an auspicious day, first teach you the first style of the turtle school qigong introductory: turtle fart! ”

What, turtle fart? Ding Song was completely thundered by the old turtle, what is this content? He thought he had misheard.

"Master, don't you need to teach farting, I don't know how this thing will be for turtles, for people, they will be born."

The old turtle shook his head and said, "Rotten wood, what a rotten wood!" Do you think that after living as a teacher for so many years, you don't even understand that people can fart? I'm going to teach you how to drain the rancid worldly energy in your body, so that there is a place for the ethereal energy of this world, you know, this spiritual energy has feelings, and it doesn't want to be with the smell in your stomach. ”

It's really a fairy theory, unheard of, unheard of!

Ding Song asked the old turtle in a snort, "Then what you practiced last night was also a turtle fart?" ”

The old turtle smiled proudly and said, "Although your Wuliangye has two or three immortal breaths, it is an earthly thing, how can it be stored in my belly?" Naturally, it has to be released. ”

"What?" Ding Song suddenly remembered that he and this old turtle lived in the same room, and now they must be in each other's farts.

Thinking of this, Ding Song didn't say a word, pinched his nose and opened the window, and cleaned up all the air in the room.

"It's a pity, it's a pity!" The old turtle shook his head and said.