What？！

I was just walking down the street and was hit by a cat on the overpass, and then you suddenly told me that I was the hope of the aliens, and that the fate of life was really ups and downs, and the peaks and loops were uncertain, and I couldn't see the village in front of me. All at once weighed on my thin shoulders what a heavy burden, you see, I haven't had time to wash my feet, let's wash and sleep.

Xu Wenbiao really wanted to give the above words to Batu, but when he saw the fat cat with a dignified face and no longer a hippie smile, he suddenly felt a little unbearable, and he didn't say it after all. Just stunned, he said, "Are you kidding?" ”

The fat cat looked a little distraught and shook its fat head, "Actually, after seeing you, I was a little suspicious, but this is my grandfather's prophecy, and his prophecy has never been wrong." ”

What do you mean by seeing me and doubting that I look so unbearable and insecure? Annoyed me, Lao Tzu sprayed you with flower dew. Grinning, Xu Wenbiao secretly slandered himself, but he still had a trace of curiosity about the grandfather in his mouth, and asked, "Your grandfather?" ”

"Yes, my grandfather, one of the greatest prophets, was captured by human hunters thirty years ago. ”

So, Xu Wenbiao felt that this matter was not so reliable. Can a prophet who has never made a mistake be captured? Didn't it have a premonition that someone was going to catch it? But for fear of hurting the fat cat's self-esteem, he didn't raise any objections, probably like the fortune tellers on the street who were stumped said, counting people can't count themselves.

"What did your grandfather say?"

"In the autumn of 2015, Jinnan Road Overpass, Binhai City, male, around 20 years old, medium height, beige casual clothes, black leather shoes, broken hair, a decrepit face, was hit by an object on the flyover while capturing the flying banknotes in the air, this person is our hope for the future."

"Are you sure it's a prophecy, not a wanted warrant?" Xu Wenbiao was a little speechless, isn't this me, but the fat cat is also a personal experience, it can't be made up in order to fool me, right?

The fat cat said: "This is what my grandfather said thirty-five years ago, and only my father and I know it. In order to find you, I have been squatting near the bridge since the beginning of autumn. I've seen you countless times, and I just guessed before, so I observed you a little more, and today's situation confirms that you are the child of hope that my grandfather prophesied. ”

But shouldn't prophecies be proverbs with vague meanings?

The fat cat looked disdainful, "What kind of prophecy is that, it's all hard to pull to the ground after the incident happened." ”

"Okay." With a sigh of relief, Xu Wenbiao said: "Even if I am the son of hope, what can I do? ”

"My grandfather didn't say it, he just saw your image when he opened the Eye of the Future to search for the Child of Hope."

Test! Xu Wenbiao put his hands behind his back and raised his middle finger.

"Still." The fat cat glanced at him, "Although my grandfather didn't say it, I did." ”

"Oh, let's hear it."

"Let me talk about the current situation first, the current alien descendants have formed more than thirty secret organizations, including the Dark Holy See in the West, the Holy War Temple, the Yagami Temple in the East, the Brahmanism, the Youkai Alliance, the Heavenly Court, etc., and the treatment of human beings is also divided into three different attitudes. One is to conquer and enslave human beings, in their eyes, weak human beings are not worthy to dominate the world as the chief of all things, one is to coexist peacefully and have nothing to do with human beings, and the other is to live away from human beings and live their own lives in seclusion. ”

"What kind of person are you and what organization do you belong to?" Xu Wenbiao asked. Although he is said to be an alien descendant by the fat cat, he subconsciously thinks of himself as a human being, and he will not be able to change this concept for a while. When I heard that so many alien creatures had evil thoughts about humans, I was faintly worried.

The fat cat said: "I am between peaceful coexistence and seclusion, we and humans have no serious conflict, why do we have to fight to the death." Moreover, I don't belong to any organization, and even my friends are mostly unorganized. ”

The fat cat took a sip of Coke and continued, "Speaking of which, I'm going to ask you a question. Now, you know it's my kind, what is your attitude towards humans? ”

"Peaceful coexistence, of course." Although it is a little uncomfortable for the fat cat to say that it is its own kind, it still answers this question categorically.

"Well, first of all, we are going in the same direction. Then, we may have to deal with not only human hunters, but also the first type of organizations. Their goal is to conquer and enslave humanity, so they will not hesitate to remove any obstacle that stands in their way. ”

"Does it have to be this way? The world is so big, can't we coexist peacefully? ”

The fat cat smiled, "You ask this question, just like why people eat pork, why they fish, why they use animals to make real things, in the eyes of pigs, they are also life, but in the eyes of humans, they are just cooking to the end of the table." Similarly, in the eyes of some aliens, humans are nothing more than a large group of inferior races with weak individual strength, and they do not deserve this world at all. ”

What it said made sense, I was speechless, Xu Wenbiao sat on the ground and did not speak.

The fat cat continued: "Back to just now, we not only have to face the hunt of humans, but also deal with the organization that wants to conquer humans, what should we do? Not to mention for the sake of our ideals, even for self-preservation, we must become strong. So, what does it mean to be strong in this world? ”

The fat cat stood up and waved his fists, "Money, power, and power, with these three things, you can be called powerful!" ”

As soon as he heard the money, Xu Wenbiao's feelings immediately soared, and he automatically ignored the other two. God testifies that since he was a child, he never had more than 100 yuan in his pocket, as long as it exceeded 100 yuan, he either lost it or lost the money for something, or it was inexplicably damaged. Xu Wenbiao also wants to eat fragrant and spicy food, wear gold and silver, but because of the bad luck that has entangled him for twenty-three years, every good thing has nothing to do with him, watching others drive luxury cars and live in villas and hug beautiful women, and he also wants to live that kind of life but can only secretly envy and jealousy, so Xu Wenbiao's deep desire for money is incomprehensible to others.

So Xu Wenbiao also stood up, clenched his fists and waved, and roared: "Money, money, money, I want money!" "It seems that I didn't hear the fat cat's words at all, and there are two more power and power.

A man and a cat waved their fists and shouted slogans like two fanatical cultists, and after a while, Xu Wenbiao turned his head, "Then, how to make money?" ”

The fat cat laughed, and lewdness climbed up its face again, "First of all, you have to find a job." ”

"Huh?!"

What is the idea, I really want to squirt it in the face. Xu Wenbiao thought so.

"Just kidding." The fat cat smiled and said, "Let's go dig for treasure!" ”