"You're the alien descendant, your whole family is alien!"

Jumping up suddenly, Xu Wenbiao pointed at the fat cat like a frightened mule and scolded. provoked Li Jing, who was watching TV in the living room, yelled: "What are you doing!" Tear down the house! ”

The fat cat blinked and said innocently, "I was originally an alien descendant." ”

was yelled at by Li Jing, Xu Wenbiao also lowered his voice, grinned and asked, "Where do you see that I am a descendant of aliens?" ”

The fat cat smiled and stroked his beard like a blind fortune teller, "Have you been unlucky since you were a child?" ”

God, don't say it, the fat cat said this, and then look at its shameless appearance, it really has a bit of the charm of a fortune teller. Xu Wenbiao's eyes widened, and he said in surprise: "How do you know?" ”

The fat cat smiled, "Look at your decrepit face, who can't see it." ”

Xu Wenbiao really wants to say that you are only in decline, and your whole family is in decline. But when I think about it, I am inevitably suspected of plagiarizing the fat cat, and with a sentence pattern repeated, it will inevitably seem that my vocabulary is too lacking, and it is easy to be ridiculed by this guy, so I swallowed it back. looked at the fat cat gloomily and said, "I'm serious with you." ”

The fat cat smiled: "I said you don't believe it, what can I do?" ”

"I believe it! Big brother, uncle! As long as you say it, I will believe it. If Xu Wenbiao looks in the mirror at this time, he can see a few big characters written on both sides of his face, flattery on the left and sycophancy on the right, and he has brought the shameless spirit to the extreme. There's no way, the shape is stronger than people, and people take the initiative.

"Actually, the bad luck you have experienced is just an instinctive rejection of nature. Because you're a descendant of those aliens back then, and you have that smell of them that makes the will of Earth hate. Although he didn't attract the attention of the earth's will because of his lack of Taoism, he was rejected by the omnipresent instinct, so he was always unlucky. ”

"Really? It's like a novel, even if the earth has a will, it can still be omnipresent, and it can still affect the people who are related to me? So it's not about rejecting me, it's about all the people who are related to me? ”

"I just said that you don't believe it. But since it comes to novels, it is easy to understand if you understand the will of the earth as the heavenly way in the novel. After all, is the Heavenly Dao the most awesome? A qiē thing that does not conform to the laws of heaven will encounter bad luck, and a thunder will take you away! The fat cat said with a wide eyelid with affectionate paws.

Xu Wenbiao is still a little skeptical, after all, this fat cat is too mysterious, and he is not writing a novel, so no matter how he breaks it, readers can love it. But when it came to me, I still asked, "So, is there a way to change this?" ”

"Of course you can, just cover up the smell on your body." The fat cat said it easily.

Hearing this, Xu Wenbiao was overjoyed. As long as he can change this unfortunate fate, whatever mess he has, "Then, can you help me cover this smell?" ”

"I can't." The fat cat replied crisply.

Xu Wenbiao's mood suddenly fell from the clouds to the bottom, and he couldn't tell you a yarn!

"But I can teach you, very simply." The fat cat laughed a little chicken thief.

Have you ever been on a roller coaster? Falling in an instant, he suddenly flew up, and enjoyed the pleasure of hovering between life and death in the hoarse scream. Xu Wenbiao's mood is like this, with big ups and downs, making people unprepared. I hated it in my heart, but I didn't dare to express it, so I had to smile shyly: "Then, you teach me." ”

"No problem."

Then Xu Wenbiao rubbed his hands and stood next to the fat cat and waited, waiting, waiting, ”

The fat cat clicked his lips, "No, I'm thirsty." ”

Paralyzedly, I took the pleats. If it weren't for the little tail holding your hand, I would have hummed and beaten you with a nunchuck, and you couldn't take care of yourself. Xu Wenbiao was angry in his heart, and he had to have a smile on his face: "Okay, I'll get it for you right away." ”

ran to the living room in a hurry, poured a glass of water and ran back, Li Jing, who was watching TV, nestled in the sofa, with two long legs stacked on the coffee table, "What? Busy and busy. ”

"Serving the cats."

"Virtue!"

The water came back, and the fat cat glanced at it, "I don't drink water, I drink Coke." ”

Grass! There are a lot of problems! Forget it, I'll bear it!

A minute later, Xu Wenbiao handed the fat cat a glass of Coke, and the fat cat taught him a set of breathing methods.

After breathing for a few cycles, he didn't feel any change, and Xu Wenbiao asked suspiciously, "It's that simple?" Is it easy to use? ”

"How hard do you think it is? Believe it or not! "The fat cat sucks on Coke," the effect of this breathing method is to adjust our breath to the same as the outside world, so that the will of the earth will no longer reject us, it's as simple as that. ”

"If you're telling the truth, that's great... Oh, no! Xu Wenbiao suddenly thought of something, scratched his head, and frowned, "There is a logical loophole here." ”

The fat cat lifted its eyelids, "What?" ”

"Look." Snapping his fingers, Xu Wenbiao said: "If I am a descendant of aliens, then my grandfather should also be a descendant of aliens." But my grandfather was not as unlucky as I was, and according to you, he would breathe this way. But why would he, instead of teaching me, watch his grandson be so unlucky? After breaking his fingers, Xu Wenbiao raised his head and looked at the fat cat and definitely came to a conclusion, "So, there is a problem with what you said!" ”

"Idiot, it's not easy." The fat cat rolled his eyes, looked too lazy to talk to him, and dropped a sentence, "Because he is not your own grandfather." ”

My brain buzzed, as if I heard someone singing "Red Lantern" - Tiemei, grandma is not your real grandmother, your father, not your real father!

With a stirring body, he threw the images of Li Tiemei and Grandma Li behind his head, Xu Wenbiao stared at the fat cat and yelled: "Fart, you are talking nonsense!" ”

"Believe it or not!" The fat cat dropped a sentence, suddenly pricked up its ears, and jumped to the floor to run to the corner of the wall.

"I said what's wrong with you, the magic barrier?!" Li Jing pushed open the door, frowned and shouted, "What are you doing, always making noise?" ”

Looking at her, and then at the fat cat, Xu Wenbiao said, "If I say this is an alien cat, I'm talking to it, do you believe it or not?" ”

Li Jing burst out laughing and glared at me, "Neurotic! "Close the door and go out and watch TV.

I knew she wouldn't believe it.

Turning around and looking at the fat cat that had regained its ruffian image after Li Jing left, Xu Wenbiao asked a question that had been held back for several hours, "Today, between you and me, shouldn't it be a chance encounter?" ”

"Of course, not anymore." The fat cat jumped back on the bed and continued to suck on the Coke, "It's just that I didn't expect the breath of nature to repel you so strongly, and Lao Tzu was almost killed by your bad luck." ”

Obviously I was fine, but I was almost knocked off the overpass by you and fell to my death, and this guy actually sued the wicked first! Xu Wenbiao felt that his chest was about to explode, and he panicked.

Bear with it! Because there is a more important question, "Since it is not a chance encounter, then, what is the purpose of you looking for me?" ”

The fat cat put down the Coke, looked directly at him, and said solemnly: "Because, you are our hope." ”