"Who are you talking about!?" Li Jing roared, and her fierce true colors were fully revealed. Frightened, the fat cat Batu shuddered, and his paws quietly withdrew a few points.

He sneered and pointed at the fat cat, "It hits your chest." ”

"Virtue!" Li Jing glanced at him, hugged the fat cat and smiled: "Deal with a cat." ”

Kitty!? Xu Wenbiao looked at Batu's shameless smile, and his eyes were about to pop out. Depressed, he ran to the corner of the wall and squatted in circles.

"Little, I'm still angry." Li Jing smiled and put the fat cat on the ground, "I'll make you my favorite braised pork tonight, okay." ”

Li Jing is Xu Wenbiao's child, living in a village, going to elementary school together, going to junior high school together, and then she went to high school, Xu Wenbiao was still in junior high school, and later, she was admitted to university, and Xu Wenbiao entered the society.

At that time, Li Jing was not very well developed, and her chest was as flat as an airport. The children of the peasant family were precocious and already knew the special significance of secondary sexual characteristics, and many naughty children gave her the nickname - Princess Taiping.

As long as someone calls her that, Xu Wenbiao will rush out like an enraged lion, either beating the other party to apologize or being knocked down by the other party. Because all the children were told by their parents to stay away from him, only Li Jing played with him, went to school together, did homework together after school, and played together, so Li Jing was Xu Wenbiao's only friend. He is also the only person other than his grandfather who will not become unlucky with him.

Xu Wenbiao cherishes her, cherishes this only friend, and cherishes it more than his own life.

Time flies so fast, the little girl has grown into a big girl. Looking at the pair of trembling murder weapons above her willow-like thin waist when she turned around and walked into the kitchen, Xu Wenbiao swallowed his saliva, if someone calls her Princess Taiping again, Xu Wenbiao can pull out that person's pair of tricks and play as glass balls, anyway, for the blind, that pair of eyeballs is also a decoration, and it has no practical meaning.

"Paralyzed, move your hands and feet in the future, Lao Tzu will castrate you!" Seeing Li Jing walk into the kitchen, Xu Wenbiao snorted, pounced viciously, grabbed the fat cat's neck and roared in a low voice.

"Who are you talking to?" Li Jing poked her head out of the kitchen and asked.

Suddenly changed from pinching to hugging, Xu Wenbiao hugged the fat cat and looked back and smiled: "No, play with Batu." ”

"Oh, it's called Batu, and it's a nice name." Li Jing's head shrank back.

"I feel like you lack basic respect for me." The fat cat Batu stretched out his paws and pointed at the tip of Xu Wenbiao's nose and nodded, and said lightly.

Then, Xu Wenbiao felt that he had lost control of his body and couldn't move. watched as the fat cat jumped out of his arms, jumped onto the computer desk, and skillfully turned on the computer.

"Brother Tu, I'm kidding you, why are you still in a hurry?" The big husband can bend and stretch, not to mention facing an alien cat with strange abilities, so he is not ashamed to speak down. Xu Wenbiao told himself like this, looking a little flattering.

"Really? How do I feel that you have a lot of grudges against me? The fat cat pulled the mouse with its front paws, and the back paws jumped briskly on the keyboard, just when Xu Wenbiao was worried that the keyboard tray would be crushed by it, the fat cat skillfully opened a web page.

"En'en, this is good, this is good, oh, this posture is a bit difficult."

Although the body can't move, the eyeballs can turn to the ground, Xu Wenbiao maintained a clay sculpture-like posture and glanced at it, and suddenly the eyeballs fell to the ground, and a few up and down, that elasticity, if anyone breaks the table tennis ball, they can use it directly.

He didn't expect that this fat and bloated fat cat who said that he was an alien was actually on the H net, and as his paws continued to pull on the mouse, the screen slid through a series of passionate pictures. Suddenly, Xu Wenbiao's admiration for this fat cat rose to an unattainable height.

This is a cat with a pursuit, this is an incredible cat with a pursuit and can still be found in such a strict and rectified environment.

For many days and nights, Xu Wenbiao, who was fighting in front of the computer desk, had his eyes on the computer screen, just to find such a pursuit, but after so many years, he never found it. Look at people, open the web page casually, it's such a hilarious picture. In an instant, Xu Wenbiao felt that he had lived in vain in the past twenty-three years, and he couldn't catch up with a cat.

"Biaozi, go buy a bag of salt, there is no salt at home." Li Jing poked her head out of the kitchen and shouted.

Biaozi is a title exclusive to Li Jing, and in the dialect of Binhai City, this is a curse word, which means to describe a person as stupid and idiotic. Although Xu Wenbiao has a biao character in his name, except for Li Jing, no one is allowed to call him like this. Although many people are accustomed to adding a word in their name when calling others, such as what strong son, thunder, strong son, or land, but calling him Biaozi just can't do it. Even his grandfather didn't call him. His grandfather called him all the names, little biaozi......

The book is back to business, saying that Li Jing poked out his head and saw Xu Wenbiao clay statue of a Bodhisattva, half-squatting next to the computer desk, laughing out loud, and walking over with a horse spoon, "What are you doing?" Practicing horseback riding and squatting crotch pose? ”

At this time, the body was suddenly able to move, and the moment Li Jing poked his head out, the fat cat Batu jumped off the computer desk and lay on the sofa with agility that did not match its figure, and meowed at Li Jing obediently.

Damn, it's not good.

The computer screen is not turned off yet! There is also a picture of two men and a woman fighting bare-buttocks on it, there is only one cat left in this room except him, Li Jing can guess how she wants to use her ass. Xu Wenbiao was shocked, straightened up and stopped in front of Li Jing, and smiled unnaturally: "It's okay, it's okay, you go back to cooking, I'll go buy salt right away." ”

Li Jinghu looked at him suspiciously, and then looked behind him. Xu Wenbiao pretended to move inadvertently to block her vision.

"Get out of the way." Li Jing looked him up and down a few times and said lightly. Xu Wenbiao didn't move, his smile was a little stiff. Li Jing put a horse spoon on his face, pulled it away, and walked to the computer to take a look.

"Stinky rascal!" As expected, Li Jing erupted.

"Big brother, are you going to play me to death?" Downstairs by the flower bed, Xu Wenbiao covered his head that was beaten like Shakyamuni Buddha by a horse spoon and asked the fat cat depressedly.

"Accident, accident." The fat cat smiled, and when he saw a man and a woman walking by, he immediately stopped talking, but his misty eyes kept drifting under the woman's skirt. After waiting for people to walk by, he said: "It's not safe now, let's talk about it when no one is around." ”

Insecurity, paralyzing, Lao Tzu is the biggest insecurity with you. Xu Wenbiao suddenly remembered that it was it that knocked him off the overpass before, and suddenly became angry in his heart, and grabbed its neck and shook it desperately. He roared: "Bastard, I haven't settled accounts with you yet, you almost killed me!! ”

"I'm sorry, I'm from the Animal Protection Association, if you do this again, I'll sue you for animal cruelty!"

Suddenly, a thin middle-aged man with gold-wire glasses floated out of nowhere, looking at Xu Wenbiao with a righteous face and saying righteously.

Stunned, he let go of his hand, and the fat cat took the opportunity to swoop into the flowers, showing its head and meowing non-stop, like a poor cat who had been abused.

After being persuaded by the man from the Animal Protection Association for more than half an hour, Xu Wenbiao watched him turn around and leave, as if he had won a battle, and his high-spirited posture wanted to cry without tears.

Who the am I messing with!?

Depressed when he returned home, he looked at Li Jing's eyes glancing at him, and suddenly remembered.

Paralyzedly, forgot to buy salt.