If it weren't for the fact that a truck pulling mattresses happened to pass under the overpass, it is estimated that the first chapter of this novel would be the finale.

After the screeching sound of brakes, the driver hurriedly ran out of the car, saw that Xu Wenbiao was fine, waved his fist and greeted him very friendly: "Look for death, rabbit cub!" ”

Xu Wenbiao jumped out of the car with his hands on the guardrail, and fell to the ground with a stumble, and his legs and feet were really weak. Shocked, he slapped his chest and stuffed the hundred bills he was holding into the driver's hand, and the driver stopped waving his fist in a friendly way, and said a few more greetings before driving away.

In the end, Xu Wenbiao almost lost his life in order to pick up a hundred yuan, and the hundred yuan has not fallen into his hands.

"Scared dad to death!"

Xu Wenbiao patted his chest and gasped, and was suddenly stunned.

Because, this sentence is not what he said at all. Turning his head and looking around, there were a lot of cars coming and going, but the key was that there was no one around, so there was a big yellow cat with a fat head and big ears and a drooping belly squatting at his feet.

Who's talking, is it a delusion on my part? When he thought about it like this, Xu Wenbiao saw the cat suddenly straighten up and raise his hand to cover his mouth, as if a person said that the secret of his mouth had been discovered, and slowly glanced at him.

No way!

Although it was daytime, Xu Wenbiao's cold brush exploded, and his body was cold.

It's like watching a ghost movie at a neighbor's house when I was a kid, coming home in the middle of the night and walking alone on a road with a lot of shadows and no one in the trees, and when I was worried that a headless corpse with no head would suddenly pop up in front of me, a black shadow suddenly popped out.

Xu Wenbiao looked at the cat, and the cat looked at him.

"You just spoke?" Xu Wenbiao asked cautiously.

The cat stared at the two big eyes and shook his head innocently, "No! ”

No way!

Xu Wenbiao turned around and ran away, because he ran too fast, he fell two heels in a row, and he didn't care about the pain, so he got up and continued to run. It wasn't until he ran home in one breath, slammed the door shut, and locked all the locks, that he leaned against the door and slowly slipped and sat on the ground, his heart still fluttering, pounding violently in his throat.

Cats talk to people!

Your sister, you've really seen the hell.

Hold on to the dining table next to the door and stand up, if you don't help it, you can't stand up, your legs are really too weak to stand up. He picked up the kettle on the table and poured a pot of cool water, and just as he felt a little more relaxed, he heard the sound of a knock on the glass behind him.

This is the fifth floor.

Stiffening and slowly turning his head, the fat yellow cat squatted out of the window, the signature cat raised his left hand like a cat, and his left paw swayed, gently tapping on the glass but hitting his heart like a huge thunder. Xu Wenbiao screamed, and the steel kettle in his hand slammed over.

"Damn!"

The cat actually cursed, raised its paw and pointed, the kettle actually stopped out of thin air, and then slowly landed on the coffee table next to it with the cat's paw lightly. Then, I saw the cat enter through the glass without any obstacles.

Er-

Quoting the words in Mr. Fan's sketch, Xu Wen pulled it over with a whiz.

To tell the truth, Xu Wenbiao's courage is not small, on the contrary, he is the first to rush forward every time he fights, and once he was slashed in the back three times in a group fight without saying a word. But he just has a natural fear and awe of this kind of god, weirdness, and something. Just like elephants are not afraid of tigers and lions, but they are afraid of rats, probably, this is nature.

When he woke up, the cat was still there, lying on the couch and watching him for a long time. Xu Wenbiao slapped himself in the face - it hurt. It was not a dream to be paralyzed, and he sat up with a sad face and looked at the cat and asked cautiously, "Youkai?" ”

Unexpectedly, the cat was angry, stood up suddenly, pinched his waist with one paw and pointed at Xu Wenbiao with the other and scolded like a shrew: "You are a monster, your whole family is a monster!" ”

No, it's not, why is the reaction so big? When the cat scolded like this, the feeling of demonization and deification was much lighter, and Xu Wenbiao's heart was not so afraid. Got up and asked, "You're really not a youkai?" ”

"Actually, if you want to say it's a youkai, you're right." The cat cursed a few words, and suddenly raised its paw and scratched its head.

So, Xu Wenbiao fell to the ground again with a puff.

"And are you?" Xu Wenbiao was about to cry, his fear of that thing was too deep-rooted.

The cat stroked a few long hairs from the side of its cheeks, "Yes and no." "Look, something that has a little ability, whether it's a human or a cat, it's quite tugging, and it's still playing ambiguously and vaguely there.

"In the past, people called us monsters, but now we can't, it's easy to be a river crab. Now humans call us aliens. Actually, it's all the same thing. ”

Who are we with, Xu Wenbiao slandered in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it.

But when it says that, it's not scared, after all, people are afraid of monsters, but curious about aliens. The reason for this is probably that one sees it as an outlier and the other as a kind. Actually, like this foul-mouthed cat, when you think about it, it's a thing.

"Okay, alien, what do you call it?" Xu Wenbiao stood up, took out a cigarette from his pocket and put it on his mouth to suppress the shock. Unexpectedly, the cat came to say, "Nanjing? Bring me one. ”

Well, it's still a smoking, well, alien cat.

Pulling out one and throwing it over, Xu Wenbiao had some thoughts of revenge, and threw it higher, but he didn't expect the cat to look bloated and fat, but his body was very flexible, and he jumped up more than two meters high, and held it in his mouth, which was more sensitive than those dogs that were trained to hold frisbees.

Paralyzed, despised by a cat. Xu Wenbiao lit a cigarette depressedly.

"What did you just ask?" The cat exhaled several smoke rings, its paws on the tip of its nose, and an arrow of smoke shot out of its nose through the smoke rings.

Handsome, so handsome! Although it looks a little ugly, this B is definitely worth 100 points!

Xu Wenbiao was almost dumbfounded, and was stunned for a moment before asking, "What do you call it?" ”

"Oh." The cat pinched his cigarette with one paw, pinched his waist with the other, held his chest and stomach shy, and said like the leader of a certain country: "Puru Ka Bakuraka Big Tooth Sahamakia..."

"Stop!" Xu Wenbiao's forehead slid down three black lines, and he hurriedly made a pause gesture, feeling his head buzzing several times, "Big brother, your name is too long, I can't remember it at all." ”

"Who said that's the name?"

"Eh?"

"Those are all adjectives, talking about my Yushu Linfeng a pear flower pressed begonia...."

Dumbfounded, looking at the fat and fat cat, whose belly drooped to the ground when it landed on all fours, muttered adjectives for more than half an hour and then said, "So my name is Batuu, and my ancestral home is Gaia." ”

Damn, I'm finally done.

Relieved, he looked at the cat, and his name was Batuu. Xu Wenbiao thought in his heart, are alien cats so shameless?

At this time, Li Jing walked in with the vegetables open the door and glanced at Xu Wenbiao, "How was the interview?" Failed again? ”

Without waiting for him to speak, he turned his head and saw Batu lying on the ground, Li Jing's two eyes immediately turned into two red hearts, still big and small, and constantly flickering. threw the dish on the ground, strode over, picked up Batu in his arms, and said repeatedly: "Oh, what a cute little kitten." ”

Lovely? Kitten!? Xu Wenbiao gritted his teeth, he really wanted to dig out Li Jing's eyeballs to see what kind of structure it was to see that this fat cat was cute.

Batu was held in Li Jing's arms, his head squeezed between the two soft masses, his eyes narrowed into crescent moons, his mouth opened in extreme comfort, and he meowed softly.

Xu Wenbiao dared to swear to the gods and Buddhas in the sky, and the face of this fat cat was definitely 100,000 points of yin and 1 million points of obscenity.

This is not only a talking alien cat, but also a shameless male cat who is obscene and smelly!

endured and endured, but when he saw that this guy put his paws on Li Jing's chest even harder, but Li Jing didn't notice it but itched and giggled, Xu Wenbiao couldn't hold back anymore and shouted: "You're too much!" ”