Looking at the ripe person in front of me, I couldn't help but shout, the village chief seemed to have misunderstood, smiled, and said, "The true god can't help it? It seems that the true god is willing to eat the person who is medium-cooked? Okay, let's eat." ”

After the village chief finished speaking, two villagers came over, took down the people on the barbecue grill, took the knife and began to cut.

It's also because I have a good quality in my heart, otherwise I would have fainted if I had changed someone else.

"Hey, why did you start eating first, didn't you open it until the true god didn't move!" the village chief shouted, and the two men smiled at me, got out of the way, and the village chief pulled me over, who was trembling all over.

"Lord God, I'm hungry, look, how strong this man is, tsk, look at these muscles, you see it's a perennial farm worker, tsk. The village chief said, cut off a piece of meat, and handed it to me, but I was pale at this time and did not speak.

"Oh, what is the true God...... It seems to be a bit empty, so, come, make up for it!" After the village chief finished speaking, he raised his knife and cut it between the legs of this man, and I felt a chill in the crotch of my pants.

"True God, come, eat this Ding Ding, make up for it!" said the village chief, handing me the dinner knife with Ding Ding stuck in it.

I cried, thinking that when I Chen Ze hung up and sprayed his teammates, how could I have thought that one day I would eat a man's dingding?

"What's wrong with the true god? It's not to taste, do you want to put some spices in again?" the village chief asked with concern.

I clenched the dinner knife, and now I really want to take this dinner knife and face this old man, and have a white knife in and a red knife out......! I don't dare, I can't beat so many people.

No, I have to find a way to leave quickly, or when they find out that I am not the true God, they will definitely not let me go, and I will not be the one who will eat at the next feast of the living......! !!Uhhh

"Lord God, why don't you speak?" the village chief asked.

I laughed and said, "That...... That, today's mana consumption is a bit big, I'm tired, and I want to rest first. ”

After hearing this, the village chief asked with some doubts: "True God, are you so tired during the day, don't you eat, aren't you hungry?"

"I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry!" I said quickly, but my body was very honest, and as soon as the words fell, my stomach began to grow.

At this time, a villager suddenly shouted, "I understand! God doesn't eat this!"

After he finished speaking, everyone looked at him, and the man continued, "The true God is God! God, how can God eat the same things as us!"

After he finished speaking, everyone looked at me, as if asking for advice, and I quickly nodded and said, "Yes, yes, yes! I don't eat this!"

The village chief patted his little hair on the head and said, "I'm really confused...... Then we see, God wait, we will prepare food for you. ”

I almost cried after hearing this, and finally I didn't have to eat people.

After a while, I sat down on the altar with a blank face, and the villagers knelt down and worshiped me.

"You must be sincere! God feeds on faith!" said the village chief, bowing to me.

I don't know how to describe my heart at this point.

"True God, is our faith delicious, have you eaten enough?" asked the village chief.

I didn't speak.

"Don't have enough to eat, then let's go on, come and pay homage to everyone sincerely!" After the village chief finished speaking, he bowed again, and the other villagers hurriedly followed.

"Eat it!"

Me: "......"

No! I can't afford to spend any more time with these crazy people! I've got to find a way to get out of the way!

"Well, I'm full, I want to rest. I stood up and said.

"The accommodation has been arranged for you. The village chief stood up and waved to the crowd, and then a scantily clad girl walked out.

"Angel, take the true god to rest. After the village chief finished speaking, the girl nodded, smiled at me, and said, "Lord God, come with me." "I'll keep up.

After a while, the two of us came to a wooden house, the wooden house was very tidy, but the furniture was nothing, it seemed to be temporarily cleaned up, I sniffed it, smelled a strange smell, it seems that they also put incense on purpose...... It's no wonder it's hard for them.

I went to the bedside, lay down, stretched, and said, "That'...... Angel, thank you, I'm going to rest. ”

Angel laughed, walked slowly to my bedside, sat down, and said, "Lord God, don't be in such a hurry to drive me away. ”

I'm not stupid, I know what this means, so I quickly sat up, showed a lewd smile and said, "Then you don't go, it's not good, hehehehe...... Isn't that right? Did I assimilate the village chief?"

Angel grabbed my hand and said, "What's wrong, isn't it, Lord God, that I don't look good?"

I grabbed her hand and said, "How can that be, I ...... it?"

"I know!" At this moment, the village chief suddenly rushed in, walked up to Angel angrily, and scolded: "You little prodigal hoof! I know that you have to be like this, how can you defile the body of the true god!

Angel was also thin-skinned, scolded and cried in two sentences, and ran away with tears, leaving me sitting there, a little embarrassed.

"Lord Shinjin, it's too early for me to look, why don't we have a chat?" said the village chief, leaking a lewd smile...... This smile is exactly the same as the one I just had.

I felt trembling all over, the chrysanthemum tightened, my body stepped back, and said, "Village Chief, you...... What's the matter?"

After hearing this, the village chief knelt down and wiped his tears and said, "Lord God, I am your most loyal believer! You don't know that I have been praying to your idol every day since I was three months old......

"Chief, you'll be praying in three months, and I won't be able to speak in three months. ”

"It doesn't matter. The village chief waved his hand and continued: "I grew up to be even more religious...... In short, I am truly your most loyal believer!"

I smiled awkwardly and thought, "I understand, I'm here to ask for merit and reward, but how can I reward me?" I'm not their "evil god."

"That, I understand what you mean, in this way, I will pass on a set of spells to you, as long as you follow the practice, you can also become a god in the future!"

After I finished speaking, the village chief quickly stood up, looked at me excitedly, I scratched my ears, and said, "You...... Every night, learn to crow 300 times, and if you persist in this way for ten years, you can practice. ”

The village chief was stunned after hearing this, his expression was a little tangled, and he was about to speak, but I took the first step and said, "What!

"No, no, no, don't dare! The village chief hurriedly knelt down.

I waved my hand and said, "Okay, let's start tonight, you go practice, I'm going to rest too...... Remember to stay away from me and practice again!"

"Yes, yes, Lord God, I will definitely practice hard!" the village chief said, got up, and left.

After he left, I went to the window, looked at it, and said, "It's almost, I have to slip away." ”

With that, I quietly pushed open the door and went out......