Chapter 2 The Queen Mother has a mole on her buttocks

The old turtle's words actually worked!

Ding Song's heart couldn't help but move, could it be that this is really his last straw?

Before the young woman could put the paper on the wall, Ding Song took it.

The young woman looked at Ding Song in a daze, not knowing what Ding Song was going to do.

Ding Song looked at the paper, and saw that it was written: for the development needs of Hengyun Company, we are now recruiting a clerk, recruitment requirements: archaeology or history major, familiar with the Internet, advertising business, cheerful, approachable, strong dedication and sense of responsibility, pioneering and innovative spirit, able to bear hardships and stand hard work, positive and enterprising, please contact me! Treatment is negotiable.

Below is the UMC phone number and contact person.

I was a day, Ding Song saw this recruitment content, his head exploded, isn't the content on it tailor-made for himself?

In the current form of employment, unless you are teaching in a middle school, how can you directly recruit history majors?

The time, the place, the people, all accounted for, the old turtle's algorithm is really accurate!

Ding Song was excited with the recruitment red paper in his hand.

You must know that he has been running for more than a month, and he can't find the right job anywhere, and he can't look down on him in the wrong major.

"This sister, I don't know what to call it, you recruit a few people, I am the clerk you are looking for to study history!" Ding Song grabbed the young woman's hand and said excitedly.

The young woman looked like she was twenty-three or fourteen years old, very beautiful, quite capable, seeing Ding Song holding her hand hard, her face turned red, and she said to Ding Song: "My name is Tang Ni, just call me Sister Tang, the company only needs one clerk, do you study history or archaeology?" ”

"Sister Tang, my name is Ding Song, I just graduated from college this year, I am studying history, I am familiar with the Internet, and I fully meet your recruitment requirements."

Ding Song was very nervous, for fear that this job would also be robbed by others.

The competition is just too strong right now.

"Okay then, you come in and write something, if you can go through this process, you can be hired." Donnie said as she led Ding Song into the store.

The shop is very large, with two floors above and below, all owned by this company called Hengyun.

It seemed that it was already off-duty time, and many doors were locked, Ding Song counted slightly, and there were sixteen or seventeen rooms.

In a city like Yangcheng, it can occupy such a large area, which is already considered a large company.

Donnie led Ding Song to the innermost room, where a middle-aged man sat and seemed to be writing something, and Ding Song didn't look up much when he came in.

"Mr. Cheng, I just went to post an advertisement, and there was an application, and he said that he was studying history." Donnie said to the middle-aged man with caution.

When the middle-aged man heard this, he raised his head and glanced at Ding Song, "oh", and then pointed to a very small red agate Maitreya pendant on the table and said:

"There's a pendant here, you can see what to use to describe it, so that people can look like there is a purchase."

Ding Song is no stranger to this, he took archaeology and collection classes when he was in school, such things can be divided into ** and not far from ten, and writing a brief introduction is even more reachable, without drafting, after a little glance, he began to write:

Vermilion agate products, the color is superior, the color is uniform and soft, the luster is oily, and the color is pure. The whole is the Maitreya law, the round face and big ears, the smile is lovely, the small Buddha beads are hidden, the painting brushwork is delicate and exquisite, the shape is unique, vivid and three-dimensional, there is a strong Ming Dynasty atmosphere, the jade knife method is deep and rigorous, peerless.

"Huh? It's really good, the writing is very good, the rhetoric is also good, and the most important thing is to write the characteristics of the collection, you are hired, the monthly salary is three thousand in the first three months, and the monthly salary is five thousand after three months, and the monthly salary is five thousand. Work from Monday to Friday, closed on Saturday and Sunday. Mr. Cheng made a direct decision.

"You're the boss of the company?" Ding Song didn't believe that he was just transferred.

Tang Ni introduced on the side: "This is the sales director of Hengyun Company in Yangcheng, in charge of Hengyun Company's Yangcheng Branch, and the business here is handled by Mr. Cheng. ”

"I'm tasked with writing these copywriting?"

"Pretty much, if there are no special circumstances, you will be responsible for the text publicity." Mr. Cheng pushed the glasses on his nose and nodded.

The rest of the time, Ding Song learned some about the company under the guidance of Donny, set up his own office, and then returned to his rental house in a daze.

It's really amazing, if it weren't for this old turtle's magical prediction, how could he go to Xiangyang Street? If you don't go to Xiangyang Street, how can you get such a light job?

Three thousand yuan, as far as the current salary level in Yangcheng is concerned, it should be considered low, but after all, it is a probationary period, and it will reach 5,000 yuan after becoming a regular, which can basically reach the average salary level of Yangcheng, at least you can report to your family decently, and you don't have to take the family's money anymore!

As for buying a house and a car, those things are too far away, so let's talk about food and clothing first!

Ding Song specially bought a whole meat sausage and took two bottles of wine, he wanted to treat the old turtle, it was the old turtle who let him run from time to time, Ding Song couldn't be ungrateful, he had to show it.

The old turtle is really a lazy turtle, Ding Song returned to his residence again, and found that the old turtle was still lying on the table without moving, and when he saw Ding Song coming back, he stretched out his head and looked at Ding Song with his small eyes.

"Well, I've found a job, my turtle soup definitely doesn't need to be cooked." The old turtle said proudly.

"I found it, the job is good, and as you said, I just used my pen and didn't work hard, I really owe you a lot, otherwise I really can't find such a good job."

Ding Song's gratitude came from the bottom of his heart, and it was difficult for him to work these days.

"Don't say those nice things, I see you brought two bottles of wine, quickly pour them for me to drink, I haven't drunk wine for three thousand years." The old turtle said exaggeratedly.

Ding Song was happy at this time, and he didn't care about whether he was bragging, poured a bowl of wine, and sent it to the old turtle.

The old turtle stretched out his head, only to hear a "hiss", and the bowl of wine went into the turtle's belly.

"Tsk, it's very ordinary, this wine is very ordinary." The old turtle took a bowl of wine and put it to his mouth, as if he was not satisfied with the wine.

"You can just drink, I don't have much money on me, even if I pay my salary, I have to deduct the rent and food expenses, and I don't have much money left, so I can't buy you good wine to drink." Ding Song said as he poured another bowl for it.

The old turtle stretched out his head again and drank the wine again.

"I think about it back then, the jade liquid elixir I drank in Yaochi is much stronger than this wine, the entrance is soft, the wine taste is pure, and the aftertaste is endless, I feel greedy when I think about it!" The old turtle shook his head and said.

Ding Song saw him blowing again, and couldn't help asking, "You did a good job in the heavenly immortals, how could you come down to be a turtle?" ”

The old ** shook for a moment and said, "What do you mean to come down and be a turtle?" I am a turtle in the sky, my name is Xuanwu, do you know the Nine Heavens Xuannu? That's my own sister-in-law, all surnamed Xuan! ”

Seeing that Ding Song shook his head in disbelief, the old turtle continued: "If you want to say why I went down to the world, it's not because I watched the Queen Mother take a bath back then, and as a result, I was degraded to mortal dust by the Jade Emperor. You don't know yet, the Queen Mother still has a red mole on her buttocks! ”

Ding Song laughed secretly in his heart when he heard this, feeling that this old turtle was really too sexy, and he didn't want to talk more about this matter with it, so he said to the old turtle at the moment: "You just blow it, no matter how much you blow, you can't blow good wine to drink." ”

"That's right, you mortals can't have any good wine." The old turtle didn't care about Ding Song's words.

"Who said that? We have Moutai, Wuliangye, and Du Kang here, all of which are good wines, almost not much different from the jade liquid elixir in the sky, but they are too expensive, I can't afford to buy such good wine for you to drink, you know it's useless. ”

Ding Song is bragging to the old turtle, he doesn't like to drink liquor, of course he doesn't know what those high-strength wines taste, but he said in his heart that this old turtle dares to brag nonsense with him, and he also followed the old turtle to blow nonsense, and said the names of several good wines he knew.

"Is there such good wine in the mortal world? But I don't believe it, you will buy a bottle for me to taste one day. ”

"You think you can taste it? These wines are so expensive, Moutai doesn't know how much it is, Wuliangye needs at least five or six hundred and one bottles, buy wine for you, I have to drink the northwest wind. ”

Ding Song is also telling the truth, no matter how he says that he is also the life-saving benefactor of this old turtle, there is no need to be polite to it.

"It's always unbelievable if you don't taste it for yourself. In this way, you take me out, and if there is anyone who sells wine, I will smell it. ”

"But the wine is corked, and you can't smell it." Ding Song said.

The old turtle shook his little head and said, "How can I smell wine?" As long as it is a good wine within five feet, I can smell it all, and when you come back with the wine, I don't open the cork, I don't smell it anymore? ”

Ding Song thought about it, this old turtle is a wine turtle, and some special functions of wine are also normal.

"Still no, the places that sell good wine are all big shopping malls, I can't hold an old turtle like you in and out, the mall won't let you!" What Ding Song said was the same as the truth, in fact, he felt that the old turtle was too heavy and didn't want to take it with him.

"It's not a problem, as long as you're willing to give some blood." As he spoke, the old turtle suddenly stretched his head forward and bit Ding Song's right arm.

"What are you doing here?" Ding Song's arm hurt and shook off the old turtle.

But he still let the old turtle bite a small hole on his right arm, and blood flowed out.

Immediately after, Ding Song saw that a light smoke suddenly gushed out of the old turtle's body and flew into the wound on his right arm.

Immediately, Ding Song saw that the wound on his right arm healed at a speed visible to his eyes, and finally formed a red envelope the size of a soybean on his right arm.

But the old turtle on the table remained the same, like a sculpture, motionless.

"That's it, if you want to take me away, take me anywhere, hurry up and take me to see the good bar you said!" The voice of the old turtle came from Ding Song's head.