"Wow, there are so many beautiful girls in this mall, you see that arm is so white, you look at that leg, how smooth it is, this is also so beautiful!" As soon as he entered the gate of the mall, the old turtle shouted loudly in Ding Song's head.

It's July and August, and the weather is hot, and many female customers are wearing tank tops and shorts, which can open the eyes of this old turtle.

"Can you be quiet? If you don't want to be ashamed, I still have to be embarrassed! Ding Song said to the old turtle.

"What are you afraid of, my voice can only be heard by yourself, and no one else can hear it. By the way, if you want to talk to me, you can meditate in your heart, and I can know without saying anything. Hey, look there's another beautiful one up ahead! As soon as the old turtle had said a few words, he turned his attention to the young woman again.

"You've never seen anything like this before?"

"Where have I seen it, I have been trapped by the Jade Emperor in the Qingquan Pond at the foot of Qingquan Mountain all these years, and I finally suffered until the three-thousand-year sentence expired, and as soon as I came out, I was caught and almost stabbed. According to the law of the Heavenly Court, as long as my sentence is over, I will be fine, it must be that the old boy of the Jade Emperor is small-minded and wants to borrow someone else's hand to kill me. If you hadn't come to the rescue, I would have been autopsied. ”

"Maybe the Jade Emperor just wants you to use autopsy to go to the heavens to be an immortal!" Ding Song said with a smile.

"What do you know? With ** to heaven, that is called immortal, after the autopsy, that is called God, it is very hard to be a god, there is a lot of work to be done, it is not as carefree as being an immortal. ”

"Is there really such a big difference between a god and an immortal?" Ding Song was a little curious, listening to what the old turtle said, it looked like it was real.

"The god of thunder, the god of rain, the god of wealth, you have heard of these, either thunder or rain, or send money, busy like a grandson, the fairy is stronger than them, eat and drink all day long, don't have to do anything, at ease."

"I don't think we can rain a lot here, and it's easy to be a rain god."

"Silly boy, you don't understand this, it's divided when it rains in the sky, I don't know how you divide it here, the sky divides this ground into 100,000 pieces, which piece of rain and which piece doesn't rain, just remember the name of this place can exhaust you to death."

"Then why don't you go to heaven to be an immortal and stay in this mortal world to do something?"

"Waiting for the forgiveness decree is the letter of appointment, and someone will come to pick it up at that time, otherwise the Nantianmen will be guarded by God, and they will not be able to enter."

Ding Song listened interestingly, and was about to ask something more, when the old turtle suddenly shouted: "I smell the aroma of wine, what kind of wine is this?" It smells so good! ”

Ding Song looked around and found that it was still two floors away from the place where the wine was sold, how good was this old turtle's sense of smell?

"Look at what, on your right, the woman with her white legs exposed, she must have good wine on her, she is the wine seller!" The old turtle shouted loudly, and the sound was more excited than when it drank.

Ding Song looked to the right, it turned out to be a half-old, dressed very charmingly, and it seemed that she was also shopping in the mall, and she was not selling alcohol at all.

"You're not a fan of lust, right, people are also customers, not wine sellers."

"No, I can't see with my eyes, I can smell with my nose, it must be a wine seller!"

Due to the old turtle's persistence, Ding Song walked to the half-old, and just wanted to speak, when suddenly a smell of inferior perfume came over, almost stunting Ding Song.

"You say this is a good wine you like?" Ding Song covered his nose and ran a long way away, and then said to the old turtle.

"It's okay to be far away, it's not too close, it doesn't seem like wine, but it smells good." The old turtle was smoked by the smell of perfume, and he also felt that something was wrong.

"That's a perfume, it's specially sprayed on the body for others to smell!" Ding Song said angrily.

"Oh, I didn't expect there to be this good thing here, one day you buy me two bottles, and when I go to heaven, send two bottles to the Queen Mother, she will definitely be happy."

Ding Songxin said that the old turtle was quite infatuated with the queen mother.

Who knew that the old turtle answered another sentence below: "If she is happy, maybe I will be able to peek at her bathing." ”

Damn, a lewd turtle is a lewd turtle, Ding Song couldn't help but admire in his heart.

As soon as he thought about it, the old turtle sensed it and said to Ding Song: "What you said is not right, my old turtle is lustful but not lewd, and he is a serious turtle gentleman." ”

Ding Song said loudly to the old turtle in his mind: "If you are a righteous turtle gentleman, then I am an ancient saint!" ”

Originally, Ding Song thought that the old turtle would refute something, but suddenly, the old turtle said to Ding Song: "Queen Mother, Queen Mother has descended to earth!" ”

Ding Song was told by him, and he also wanted to know what a beautiful beauty this queen mother was, which made this old turtle worry about it every day, and couldn't help asking, "Where is it?" ”

"Right ahead, in front of you."

Ding Song looked forward and saw an old lady of fifty or sixty years old coming in front of him, quite fat, but her body was very good, she looked very strong, and she had two horizontal flesh on her cheekbones, which looked quite fierce.

"That's what the Queen Mother looks like?" Ding Song was disappointed.

"The Queen Mother is better looking than her!" The old turtle said loudly.

"I'll just say, the horizontal lines on that face, anyone who sees it feels uncomfortable."

"The boy speaks very to me, this person's face has fewer horizontal lines, and the queen mother's face has three more horizontal lines than hers, each of which is like a blooming rose, it is so beautiful!"

Damn, Ding Song was thundered down at that time, what kind of aesthetic is this? Still don't let people live?

"Follow her, although she looks worse than the Queen Mother, but it can also ease the pain of my longing for three thousand years." The old turtle said affectionately.

Ding Song looked at the circle of fat on the old lady's body and wanted to vomit, but he didn't expect the old turtle to love it tirelessly.

"Don't look at your Moutai anymore?" Ding Song wanted to divert the old turtle's attention.

"Don't look, beauty is in front, what is wine? I'm not a drunken turtle. "The old turtle is very high-profile.

Ding Song was really helpless. There's no way, who made himself promise the old turtle tonight, saying that he would accompany him to the mall, and he would go wherever he wanted.

At this moment, a young girl ran from a distance, ten years old, with long hair and a shawl, and skin like snow, but a rare beauty.

It seemed that the girl was the daughter of the old lady, and the two chatted very affectionately and began to walk forward together.

You should follow this beauty, if others know that they are following that old lady, it would be strange not to think of yourself as a pervert.

The old lady and the girl wandered around like ordinary women, looking east and west, and seeing that they had gone up to the fifth floor.

"You can tighten your nose this time, the fifth floor is a cosmetics store, which is a place that sells perfumes, be careful to get you drunk." Ding Song said jokingly.

"No, there is a problem on the fifth floor, evil spirits are frequent, and my queen mother is in danger!" The old turtle suddenly said without a head and a face.

"My Uncle Turtle, this is a shopping mall! There are security guards inside and outside, what danger can there be? "Ding Song is not the first day to visit the mall, and he still understands the security situation in the mall.

"What does the silly boy know? The evil atmosphere here is solemn, from left to right, like a knife cutting an axe, everyone walks from here, as if they have been slashed, their faces are dark, such a fierce place, do not hide away! ”

"I didn't expect you to know Feng Shui, but it's not the first time I've been to this mall, I haven't seen the evil spirit you said, and I've been there many times, and I've never encountered any danger." Ding Song was unimpressed by the old turtle's words.

"What do you know, the fierce place usually does not occur, but the hair hurts people and kills. There are conditions for the attack of the evil place, it must be the right time, the right place, and the right people, and all three are indispensable, and I have to calculate when this evil spirit will hurt people. The old turtle was silent when he said this.

Ding Song has always disbelieved in these feng shui, but with the precedent of finding a job today, he just doesn't believe in feng shui, and he also believes in the words of the old turtle a little, so he immediately stopped talking and listened to the results of the old turtle's fortune telling.

After a while, the old turtle said eagerly to Ding Song: "Hurry up and go upstairs and save the queen mother, the fierce aura is about to attack, just within the time of a cup of tea, my queen mother, you don't want to autopsy!" ”

Ding Song himself doesn't want to save people, a gentleman doesn't stand under the wall, the time of a cup of tea, who knows how long this cup of tea will take? It's really like the old turtle said, isn't it dangerous to go upstairs by yourself?

Besides, even if you go upstairs by yourself, what do you say to the old lady?

Say that the feng shui here is not good, and there is a fierce evil to hurt the body? The other party must think of himself as a psychopath.

But as soon as he thought about it, the old turtle actually begged Ding Song with a crying voice.

"Little brother, as long as you save the Queen Mother, you can let me do anything, please, please!"

I went, there was a knife on the head of the color word, this old turtle had never been soft since he saw him, and now for such an old lady, he actually begged for his head, which made Ding Song shake his head.

Anyway, this old turtle is also helping myself, I will go upstairs to see what will happen upstairs, if it is really dangerous, Ding Song will not sacrifice his life to save people for an ugly old lady.

Go upstairs down the escalator and take a look, it's really lively upstairs.

In the northeast corner of the fifth floor, a large group of people seemed to be rushing to buy some cheap cosmetics, and Ding Song saw that the old lady and the girl were also crowded in the crowd over there.

Ding Song looked strange, seeing that these two people's clothes didn't look like ordinary salarymen, why did they also have the problem of picking up cheap?

At this time, fifteen or sixteen people came up from the escalator downstairs, and behind the clothes were the employees of the shopping mall, and the two people in front of them looked like they were in their thirties, and the other was a middle-aged fat man dressed in a long shirt, holding a compass in his hand.

"Manager Lin, I've already seen this building, it's really fierce, it's a battle of words and tongues, and it's a matter of hurting people!"

When Ding Song heard this, he said in his heart that this time the old turtle was accurate again.