472 Bulls, Ghosts, Snakes and Gods on the Northeast Stage (4)

The people in the middle and lower classes of society have a vague understanding of the whole world, and they instinctively feel that as long as they arrive in Daqing, they will be more easily protected by a big man, Mr. Shandong, and have a safer environment and a better life.

Choosing to defect to a big man is often to escape another big man, and for the White Russians, what they are escaping is the emerging and energetic Soviet Russia.

Only eight years have passed since the October Revolution, and the emerging Soviet Russia has already been replaced by a second generation of leaders.

The new ruler still made Moscow the first capital city, and for the past 800 years, almost all successive rulers have chosen this choice.

Moscow is a city known as the "City of Forests", surrounded by the densest primeval forests. The buildings in the castle are of different historical periods, but they are all white semi-circular dǐngs with long pointed dǐngs standing on them. It's like the most primitive yurt, which has been changed to a masonry structure.

In the very center of the city is the Kremlin, which has a huge enclosure with a height of 14 meters and a thickness of 6 meters. A full eighteen towers were built on the wall. The tower is equipped with the latest artillery.

The office of the current leader, Stalin, is set up in the Kremlin, and the color of the entire office is red, the floor is covered with a scarlet carpet, the marble pillars are a natural pattern of light red and white, half of the walls are wrapped in a fireplace of red logs, and the tables, chairs and display cases are simply red to the point of black.

The chill in Moscow in October has already begun, and according to the experience of previous years, snow will fall by the end of the month. Nearly fifty years old, Stalin wears an identical military uniform with a gold medal on his chest all year round. He was sitting behind a huge desk at the moment, listening to a staff member report:

"The old lady has been in a coma for two days, talking some nonsense, and after using the specially approved drugs, she has improved, but her body is still very weak."

Stalin diǎn head:

"Send more people to take care of her."

The staff saluted and received it, and then hesitated:

"The person in charge of taking care of it is still being selected, and the most important thing is that the old lady is more strict when she is sick."

Stalin diǎn head:

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"I'll leave this matter to the guards!"

He came from a less wealthy family of shoemakers, and his father had a violent personality, and once got into a drunken argument with a thug and was stabbed to death. His mother, who was uneducated, always hoped that he would become a priest in the service of God after graduating from seminary.

Therefore, half of the old lady's nonsense during her illness was always spent cursing her dead husband, and the other half was spent praying that her son would have a good future and become a priest with a good income.

Of course, it is inconvenient for the old lady's words to be circulated to the outside world, so she must strictly select the people around her to take care of her. After all, this Stalin did not inherit his father's career as a shoemaker, nor did he fulfill her mother's desire to be a priest.

Staling is now the leader of a nation, the largest country in the world, occupying one-sixth of the Earth's land area. He has thick black hair, black eyebrows, a black beard, dark bronzed skin, and embarrassed eyes. This qiē is all physical characteristics show that he is an energetic person.

How energetic can the leader of a country be? He gathered a few people, discussed for three to five days, and worked out a five-year plan for the future development of Soviet Russia.

To develop the whole country from an agrarian country to an industrial country. The five-year plan specifies in detail the length of roads to be built and the amount of steel to be smelted. The collective system should be practiced in the rural areas. The purchase price of potatoes and flour is also specified in detail.

It is said that there was a small mistake in this, and the purchase price of potatoes was only 20% of the production cost. But Stalin didn't bother to correct it, and he had to make sure that the workers of the whole country had potatoes. Isn't it just right that the purchase price is one diǎn lower?

Anyway, the peasants and workers are all one family, and the whole country is one family, so there is no need to go into too much detail. Stalin quickly signed two papers, one agreeing to increase the amount of medication his mother's medication. The second is to find a strong-minded, faithful and reliable caregiver for his mother.

After this staff member walked out with the signed document. The half-public and half-private incident is considered to be dealt with. The day's work can officially begin, so immediately a middle-aged man in military uniform walked in. He is the chief of the guards.

Founded eight years ago at the beginning of the founding of the country, the Security Division was renamed the KGB many years later, and together with the British Intelligence Six, the CIA and the Israeli Mossad, it is known as the "world's four major intelligence organizations".

The chief carefully and respectfully placed a thick stack of papers on Stalin's desk. Stalin's thick black eyebrows immediately squeezed together, and the texture of his forehead became extremely deep, as if someone had slashed him four times with a knife on his forehead.

"These are all jokes?"

"Yes, Comrade Stalin, these are exactly the original versions according to your request, and all the jokes for these two days are here."

At this time, in Chinese teahouses, they like to paste a note "Don't talk about state affairs". And the custom in Soviet Russia is to pay attention to "don't tell jokes". In fact, the people just like to make up national events into jokes and spread them everywhere.

During the first leadership, a joke about politics could spread throughout Moscow in three days. Within seven days, it could spread throughout Soviet Russia.

After the second generation of leaders took office, the spread of "jokes" accelerated significantly. A funny joke can spread throughout Moscow in about a day.

Stalin lit a cigarette butt for himself and picked up a joke to look at.

The first is in the form of a child's dialogue:

An American boy talks to a Russian boy:

- We have chocolate.

- We have Stalin.

- We can also have Stalin.

- Then you won't have chocolate.

In fact, Stalin was wronged. It's not that he taught the children of Soviet Russia that can't eat chocolate. Rather, it is because the economic state of Soviet Russia is now like this, although it is among the best in the world, there is a big gap compared to the United States.

Staling had in mind the possibility of increasing chocolate production. Three seconds later, the piece of paper was still on the side. Pick up the second joke and watch it.

The second one is about the National Day Celebration the day before yesterday.

At the carnival, Stalin announced in heavily accented Russian:

I am willing to shed all my blood for the working class, drop by drop.

A note was passed to the rostrum by the audience: Comrade Stalin, why drop by drop, and not one time streamer?

It's a really vicious joke.

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The next chapter will be read tomorrow (to be continued.) )