It all started two hours ago.

Walking out of the revolving door of Huayu Building, Xu Wenbiao turned around angrily and shouted: "If you don't hire me, it will be your biggest loss!" Behind the revolving door, the front desk in the lobby was pursed and snickering.

Turning around, Xu Wenbiao strode away like a general who had won a battle and returned victoriously.

But when he walked around the corner, he could no longer see this side in the building, and suddenly he withered like a deflated ball, and he bent his waist and drooped his arms, and staggered weakly among the fallen leaves picked up by the autumn wind.

To borrow a famous quote from Mr. Zhou, he is like a dog.

This is his hundredth and one interview failure, yes, you heard it right, the hundredth and first interview for real, literally, a failure.

Xu Wenbiao has always motivated himself, and after every failed interview, he told himself that Sakuragi Hanamichi met Haruko in the fifty-first confession, and after the fifty-first failed interview, he thought of Tang Seng who had gone through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties to obtain the true scriptures. Then, the eighty-first interview, also failed. This time, he remembered Huang Da (one hundred and one marriage proposals, played by Huang Bo) in the movie, and the one hundred and first blind date with Lin Chiling achieved positive results. As a result, Xu Wenbiao was repeatedly defeated and defeated on the road of interviews. And so, to this day.

However, just now, the one hundred and first interview still failed.

It seems that no one has failed more times than him, and when he thinks about it like this, Xu Wenbiao seems to have lost the motivation to support him to go on.

He was a little discouraged, of course, just discouraged.

This setback can't defeat this little strong man.

In fact, Xu Wenbiao is already a little used to it.

He seems to have been unlucky all along. When he was a child, the people in the village called him an unlucky child, which is definitely not the kind of elders who call the juniors, but an objective description of the facts.

Xu Wenbiao's bad luck seems to be innate. I heard my grandfather say that the delivery was a newly graduated nurse, perhaps because it was the first time I saw a slimy newborn, when the doctor put Xu Wenbiao, who had just cut the umbilical cord, into her hand, the little girl screamed, and threw it out directly with both hands, if it weren't for the doctor's quick eyes, I'm afraid this novel would have been a eunuch twenty-three years ago because of external forces. However, I heard that the little girl later became the director of the town center hospital, so I really didn't have anything to say.

When I was one year old, I listened to my grandfather. Why do you always listen to your grandfather? Because less than three months after giving birth to him, Xu Wenbiao's father and mother disappeared, and no one knows where they went, and until now, they have never appeared. Therefore, Xu Wenbiao is a grandfather who raised the earth and has never seen his parents.

When he was one year old, Xu Wenbiao's city was earthquaked, his grandfather picked him up and ran out, ran outside the door only to find that he was holding a pillow, the ground shook and quickly rushed back, and when he ran out again, he was so frightened that the child's head was gone, and then looked carefully, it turned out to be a reversal.

Later, there were more unlucky things, in order to avoid readers saying that we are making up the number of words, I will simply say a few words and no longer describe in detail, when he was four years old, he fell into the manure tank when he was four, he fell into an ice hole at the age of five, he broke his leg at the age of six, he was abducted at the age of seven, and he was eight years old....There are too many such things to count, so when the people in the village talk about him, they don't nominate him at all, so they call the unlucky child.

It is worth mentioning that he was abducted at the age of seven, and it was a lean middle-aged man who wanted to abduct Xu Wenbiao, riding a broken bicycle, picking him up and putting it on the beam to push the cart and running at the same time flying on the car with Liu Xiang's chic action of hurdling, and at this time, because the car was too broken, some were not strong, and the man was too nervous, and the action was not so neat when he hurdled, and he touched the saddle and only left the supporting steel pipe on the surface. The man couldn't hold his back and sat down.

That scene is really, the chrysanthemum is full of wounds, and it is unbearable to look back, and now when I mention it, I feel that the sphincter is tense for a while.

Later, when he grew up, the people in the village changed their words, and they no longer called Xu Wenbiao an unlucky child, and began to call him an unlucky ghost.

Because, his bad luck continues.

After countless disasters and small disasters, Xu Wenbiao stumbled and lived to the age of sixteen, here should be thanked, thank God, thank the gods and Buddhas, although there are many disasters, but after all, he left a way to live, and did not take away this little life.

went on to say that one night on the eve of the high school entrance examination, Xu Wenbiao, who was sleeping on the top bunk, turned over while sleeping, fell off the nearly two-meter-high bed, and broke his right leg, so he missed the high school entrance examination that year and repeated it for a year. In the second year, Xu Wenbiao, who had learned his lesson, chose the lower bunk on the first day of school. The brother on the top bunk is a fat man of more than 200 pounds. Luckily, the bed slats are sturdy. For almost a year, there have been no problems. Unexpectedly, on the eve of the exam, it was not that the bed board had reached the limit of bearing, or Xu Wenbiao's unlucky luck exerted its power, in short, the bed board was broken, the fat man fell, and Xu Wenbiao's ribs were broken. Therefore, he missed this year's high school entrance examination again.

Because there are too many unfortunate things, it seems a little evil. Everyone in the village persuaded Xu Wenbiao's grandfather to take him to see it.

This kind of look is not about going to the hospital. Instead, I went to Daxian to have a look. What is Daxian, it is the kind of famous ten miles and eight villages, nothing to sit on the kang and talk nonsense, when people come to burn two pillars of incense, trembling all over how not to look like people how to toss the goods, the countryside calls these people Daxian, also known as the dance god.

Grandpa took him to see the first immortal called Bai San'er, is thirty miles away in a village, it is said that when he was a child, he saved a white snake, when he grew up, the white snake came back to repay the kindness, gave Bai San'er a body of skills, hyphenation and fortune-telling to drive away disasters and avoid evil omnipotent, looking for his fortune-telling car from his door can be lined up a mile away, I heard that there are also provincial officials also come to him for help.

When Grandpa heard such a god, it was so good, it would definitely solve my grandson's problem. took the young Xu Wenbiao with him. As a result, before he arrived at the entrance of the village, he saw an ambulance running out of the village, and after inquiring with others, he found out that Bai Daxian'er stepped on the air when he jumped on the kang to give people a great dance, and fainted directly on the edge of the kang with the back of his head.

Later, I heard that Bai Daxian became a vegetative person, and I don't know if the white snake missed him too much and took him away.

The second immortal that his grandfather took him to see was called Huang Laoqi, and I heard that he believed in Huang Tai Sin, which is often called a weasel. This kind of creature that steals chickens and stinks farts has been legendary in previous eras, whose little widow is pregnant, which unfilial son freezes to death on the street, that is the fate of Wong Tai Sin.

Huang Laoqi lives in a small town hundreds of miles away, but his fame has spread to Xu Wenbiao's village. It is said that many celebrities and big names have run to him, and some ZF officials are also his guests.

So, grandpa took Xu Wenbiao again. As a result, when I arrived, I saw that Huang Laoqi's house was smashed to pieces by a group of angry villagers, and Huang Laoqi, whose face was covered with blood, had no legendary fairy wind bones at all, sitting on the ground crying and slapping the ground. It turned out that there was a little widow in this town, and this little widow was really pregnant. Coincidentally, the little widow's in-laws found that the seeds in their stomachs were Huang Lao Qidi, and half of their relatives and friends came to the door......

Later, grandpa took Xu Wenbiao to see the third and fourth immortals.

Later, in the circle of the so-called Great Immortals, Xu Wenbiao was even more famous than those Great Immortals, and the so-called Great Immortals, who were slightly famous within a radius of three hundred miles, sent people to quietly send gifts to his grandfather, and told him not to take Xu Wenbiao to visit him.

It can be seen from this that Xu Wenbiao's declining luck is so powerful and terrifying that even the great immortals who specialize in dealing with black mess are afraid of him. And Xu Wenbiao spent twenty-three spring and autumn seasons in such unlucky days, and the only thing to be thankful for is that he is still alive. So, once again, thank you to the gods and Buddhas. However, this kind of bad luck does not seem to be tired of him, and is still affectionately attached to him. So, his bad luck continued.

Back to just now, Xu Wenbiao got off the bus in despair, the station is across the road from where he lives now, and there is an overpass on the road.

However, bowing his head also has the advantage of bowing his head, his eyes lit up, and there was a hundred-dollar bill on the ground in front of him.

Why, it's time to run.

In an instant, the spirit came, and he strode over.

It turns out that God is not so good to him, and the bad luck that has been obsessed with Xu Wenbiao for 23 years is not so easy to leave.

A gust of wind blew, and the bill flipped and flew up, flickering above his head towards the overpass.

"Don't wow!"

Xu Wenbiao shouted, jumped over the protective railing, grabbed the damn banknote in his hand, and didn't wait for a happy smile to be heard, he heard a scream behind him: "Don't jump!" ”

Looking back in amazement, he saw a yellow shadow rushing towards him, Xu Wenbiao only had time to shout and jump your sister when he was hit by it and fell down towards the overpass.