Chapter 12: Camouflage

The voice behind him was dull and abnormal, as if he had a cold and his nose was out of breath, listening to this breath, could it be that the person who came was really Zhu Bajie!

I turned around cautiously and slowly, for fear that there was a pig standing behind me! After all, Sun Wukong came here in his primitive form, so he can't keep this Zhu Bajie the same as his senior brother!

You said that there is a monkey in my yard up and down, and you can make an excuse to say that it is a pet, and this Nima is going to have a pig...... When eating, a pig sits on the table, when sleeping, a pig lies on the bed, and even when he goes to the toilet, the pig squats like a TM man and pulls paper......

What kind of is this, isn't this......

However, even though I was ready to come and be a pig, when I turned around, there was nothing behind me!

No, to be exact, there should be someone, but I can't find the person I just spoke!

How to say, behind me, there is obviously only a young girl standing at this moment, and there is no one else, and this woman is dressed strangely. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

If I'm not mistaken, she should be called a bikini in that vein!

It's minus 10 degrees Celsius today......

"Yo! Girl, you...... Why are you dressed like this......" I blocked my eyes with my hand, deliberately avoiding the glance of my eyes on her body, but although I tried not to look at her, I subconsciously couldn't help but glance at her twice.

This figure is serious, so good!

Although I have been training some beauties in this warehouse all day long, how can I look so exciting to wear in the winter when I wear it so thickly!

I leaned as far as I could, and went around behind her and looked around, but I still couldn't find the person I was talking to, which made me wonder, and I couldn't help but scratch my head: "Huh! Strange, where did the person who spoke just now? ”

The girl saw that I was confused, so she hurriedly pursed her lips and smiled, and then opened her mouth to say that I almost didn't vomit out a mouthful of old blood: "What you are looking for...... High-spirited...... Could it be my old pig, Ang Ang ......"

That's the sound,! Not only did she have a loud voice, but she also shrugged her nose intentionally or unintentionally when she hummed, like a tm pig, the contrast in this scene was really too great, and it almost made me vomit nausea......

I was shocked: "! You...... Who are you......"

When I said this, Yang Jian and Huang Simeng also said similar questions to me in unison, and I glanced back at Yang Jian: "You don't know him either?" ”

Yang Jian stretched out his hands at me and showed a helpless expression: "Can you still ask me like this if you know me......

Seeing that the two of us were confused, the girl grinned violently, that smile was indescribably rude, and at the same time she deliberately arched her nose, making her nostrils look like a nose facing the sky: "Erlang God...... Why, you don't even recognize me? Aung Aung ......"

Yang Jian pointed to his glasses with his hand: "Don't you see that I'm nearsighted now......

The girl was also slightly surprised when she heard this: "Ang Ang...... How...... You don't seem to have the power to do it, Ang Ang ......"

Yang Jian nodded, as soon as I heard that girl could actually say the word 'mana', I guessed that she should have something to do with Heavenly Court, at least, she should be an immortal!

Because her appearance and voice are indeed too shocking, Du Fu and Bai Qi are still in the living room at this time, this girl will not be able to scare the two uncles out of the heart attack if she enters the door as she is now, in order to figure out the situation first, I hurriedly motioned to Huang Simeng to bring the living room door shut, and then asked tentatively: "Sister...... Big brother, I really can't tell your gender, let's just call it from the voice for the time being, I heard the tone you just spoke, you ...... You can't be Zhu Bajie, right? ”

She was slightly stunned: "Angang...... I didn't see it, Ang Ang...... You're quite knowledgeable, I'm aang...... I'm a pig just a mane, and I ...... Ang."

She's really a pig!

I squeezed it, I really wanted to beat someone up when I heard him talk, and I shrugged my nose as I spoke, and I couldn't say how disgusting I was......

I couldn't help but press my forehead when I cried, I really had a headache: "It's really the second senior brother...... I said, "Why did you come out like this......"

He smiled, and then stuffed a card into my hand: "We have rules, but when we go to the world, Angang...... In order not to reveal his identity, Aung Aung ...... must appear as a mortal, although my old pig is the messenger of the pure altar, but it is a pig fetus, so Ang Ang ...... So I changed my face. ”

After listening to him, it dawned on me that Sun Wukong seemed to be here for this reason when he came, so he deliberately concealed his identity......

But why did this Zhu Bajie come over like this? Could it be that the Buddha knows that I have been single for a long time, and asked Zhu Bajie to change his appearance and come over to comfort me, right?

The picture of the clouds and rain of Wushan and Zhu Bajie was fleeting in my mind, and I almost vomited nausea......

I finally regained my composure, thinking of the small card he just stuffed to me, I hurriedly picked it up and glanced at it, this card is actually nothing special, it belongs to the kind of business card that is poorly made, the background color of the business card is pink, and it is written in yellow font 'School students, white-collar beauties, part-time models, plump young women' four lines of big characters, and the bottom of the yellow font is more conspicuously printed with eight large characters in blue font "Door-to-door service service, can be invoiced", At the bottom of the business card is a phone number that starts with 187.

I was confused: "Second Senior Brother, what's the matter, you still do this part-time?" ”

Yang Jian was speechless: "What do you think, see clearly, he is ...... according to the change of the woman above" (to be continued.) )