Chapter 13: The Messenger of the Altar of Purification
Although the identity of Zhu Bajie has been confirmed at this time, I still didn't plan to let him enter the living room for the sake of insurance, after all, the living room can live in a group of big men, they have not opened meat since they came, including Wu Sangui who crossed with his wife, at least I didn't see him knock on Chen Yuanyuan's door at night, Zhu Bajie dressed like this and entered the door, I was afraid that his butt would hurt for a while......
This is definitely no joke, although I am a cloud of beauties in the broken warehouse, but now it is winter, the beauties are dressed very thickly, and the gods can't see why, so they won't take out a popsicle and poke it around, but it's different if it is changed to a three-point style, like this, I almost didn't enter the door naked, and I couldn't keep the fire sticks out of the hard work of a few masters in the house, after all, Xu Xian had done this before......
After a haha, I smiled at Zhu Bajie and said, "Huh! Second Senior Brother, is there something wrong with you coming to me? ”
"Aung Aang...... What else can I do, didn't I hear about my senior brother, Ang Ang...... I also came, so I came to take a look, in these years, I have heard for the first time that Heavenly Court has set up a stronghold in the mortal world, by the way, Zhenjun, have you been to the Moon Palace recently? ”
It is estimated that Yang Jian also pondered the purpose of Zhu Bajie's coming at the beginning, and his face was full of confusion, but now listening to 'her' ask, Yang Jian finally came back to his senses: "You pig's head, I know that your motives are not pure, and you are still thinking about Chang'e?" ”
Zhu Bajie actually blushed, scratched the back of his head and buried his head: "Look at what Zhenjun said...... High-spirited...... Is that the kind of person my old pig is......"
Yang Jian sneered: "Do you know what your name is behind the backs of the people in the Heavenly Court?" ”
Zhu Bajie was stunned: "What's it called?" ”
"Breeding pigs!" Yang Jian shook his head and smiled bitterly: "You said that you have grown like this, and you don't know the stopping point all day long?" I think that when you flirted with Chang'e and was demoted, I didn't see you grow in such a big lesson, why can't you change your lustful nature? Thinking back to your experience in the west, you robbed the people's girls in Gao Laozhuang, right? And the king of the daughter country, you can't move your legs after you see it, but people almost become your teacher's mother! I'm not talking nonsense, am I? Besides, the spider spirit, you said you are still not human...... Whether it's a pig or not, you know, the spider spirit is an animal......"
"I'm an animal too!"
Zhu Bajie returned his mouth violently, choking Yang Jian, who was talking, almost died suddenly, but there was nothing wrong with what he said, strictly speaking, he was indeed an animal......
"Okay, let's not talk about spiders. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info" Yang Jian waved his hand: "Let's talk about the white bone essence, what do you say the white bone spirit has?" You don't even have a skin for a handful of bones, and it's better for you to go to the funeral home than to look for her......"
Yang Jian crackled and said, that Zhu Bajie made his old face red, and at the end of the words, Yang Jian slammed his hand: "Okay, you go back, I have lived in the mortal world for thousands of years, and I don't know more about the Moon Palace than you, if you want to ask about Chang'e's situation, I think you have come to the wrong place." ”
As soon as Yang Jian's words fell, Zhu Bajie, who had been said to be a little self-conscious, suddenly came back to his senses, his neck was raised, and he said, "No, Zhenjun, I didn't come to you to say so much, why are you talking so much?" I know that you have been living in Dujiangyan, and you don't know anything about Heavenly Court, so I actually came to find the third prince to catch up with the old days, is he inside? ”
"......" Yang Jian choked Zhu Bajie twice in a row, and his face changed instantly, I was afraid that he would start fighting with Zhu Bajie, so I was busy pulling his clothes and whispering: "Yang Er, don't be excited, I see that he can transform, it is estimated that he has a spell, I think you may not be able to beat him......"
As soon as I said this, I suddenly found that something was wrong with this, so far, the gods I have contacted include Li Jing who runs at both ends of the heavenly court and mortal world, all of them have been banned spells, except for Lei Zhenzi, who now has a little electricity on his body, and the others seem to be slightly more resistant to beating compared to mortals, how can this Zhu Bajie transform? You say that it is understandable that Sun Wukong jumped out of the Three Realms and is not in the Five Elements, but why is this Zhu Bajie?
I slowly expressed the doubts in my heart, and Yang Jian immediately said after hearing this: "What's so difficult to understand about this, even if Sun Monkey doesn't jump out of the Three Realms, he can still have spells in the mortal world, because they belong to the Western Elysium, and they are not the same system as our Heavenly Court, so our dogma can't restrain them." ”
This statement surprised me a little: "Damn, what if Westerners mess around in the mortal world?" ”
Yang Jian didn't care for a while: "It's impossible, although the Western Elysium can have spells in the mortal world, they are stricter than us, and it is impossible for them to go down to the mortal world privately. ”
I scolded Zhu Bajie with a look of disbelief: "Is it possible that you invited this goods back?" ”
"Isn't it a lack of heart and eyes for anyone who invited him...... Yang Jian looked disdainful: "He is a messenger of the Pure Altar, do you know what a messenger of the Pure Altar is?" ”
I shook my head: "It's not very clear, it's not ...... in Journey to the West"
Yang Jian continued: "In the temples of the mortal world, almost some melon and fruit offerings will be offered in front of the Buddha statues, but there are so many Bodhisattva temples, where can you finish eating? So, you need a special 'god' to clean these offerings, and that's the altar messenger, you know? ”
"Understood, he is a bodhisattva who collects water." I nodded, "That's why he can stay with the mortal world every day?" ”
"Who's to say it isn't." Yang Jian slapped his thigh: "Fortunately, you reminded me, I almost forgot about this stubble, and I was about to suffer a loss just when I was about to do it with him......"
The two of us were talking to ourselves, but Zhu Bajie didn't see outside, pushed the door and walked straight into the house, shouting loudly as he walked: "Where is the third prince, where is the third prince?" ”
I was shocked, he put on a pair of pants and went in, what a decent! I hurried to pull him back, but it was too late, and the goods had already entered the door!
In the living room, the gods were waiting for me to have a meeting with Yang Jian, but suddenly ran away with a milk. When I went in, a group of people were all confused, and Nezha also looked at me confused: "Who is this person?" ”
I wiped the beads of sweat on my forehead: "Zhu Bajie ......"
Nezha and Lei Zi were shocked when they heard this: "How did this pig's head become a woman?" ”
I was speechless: "What else can I say, he is afraid of attracting the attention of mortals......"
Nezha also smiled wryly: "Because of this, he became a naked woman!" He might as well come over directly in his original form, which makes the neighbors think what they think when they see it......" (To be continued.) )