His words almost scared me halfway: "Look, you still want to sleep with him......"

You say that the transformation technique in this myth is too unreliable, this Nima wants a man to become a woman, and then when he changes back, he is pregnant......

There's something wrong with this premise!

But since I agreed to Lu Bu, I naturally went to the Eastern Han Dynasty, although he couldn't sleep Diao Chan, but he finally let the fake Diao Chan get together with him, and he left a little thought. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

After coming and going and delaying a lot of time, I returned to the warehouse again, Lu Bu was already waiting for me downstairs, at this time he was very anxious, quite a bit of a feeling of longing, I parked the car and went upstairs.

Lu Bu couldn't wait to follow behind my buttocks: "Did you take the photo back?" ”

I replied angrily: "Take a chicken feather, I didn't shoot." ”

He was a little surprised: "What, did you go on a tour or what?" I came back empty-handed after a special trip! ”

I spread my hands out: "What's the solution?" I can't blame me, you have to find that Dong Zhuo, do you know? This grandson burned down the city of Luoyang with a fire, and I had to go to Chang'an to shoot the sable cicada. ”

"Anyway, if you go to the Eastern Han Dynasty, then go to Chang'an."

I was speechless: "What are you kidding?" Which three-wheeled tank of fuel have you ever seen that can run 400 kilometers? ”

The first thing I thought of when I returned to the living room was to make the next work deployment, after all, before the landmine thing came out, the lives of these people in the house were in danger, and this matter must be taken seriously.

Beckoning everyone to come over for a meeting, I looked around the room but didn't see Zhu Bajie, I was strange, and asked Yang Jian: "Huh! Where did this pig run? ”

Yang Jian was also confused: "I don't know, I was still playing with this change just now, like a living Lei Feng, people will change whatever they want." ”

"Heh, his personality is really good, if this is to be replaced by the Great Sage, he will have to be sucked to death." I happily lit a cigarette for myself: "What has changed in the afternoon?" ”

Yang Jian picked at his head: "It's become more, I think about it, he seems to have changed into a red rabbit horse, let Guan Yu ride for a long time, and gave your little lover a change to Andy Lau, and then your little lover hugged him and cried darkly." ”

I glanced at Huang Simeng in the distance: "She still likes Andy Lau!" Does that look like that when the pig just became a hyena? ”

Yang Jian nodded: "It's like it's definitely like, it's exactly the same, I almost went up to ask him to sign it, but it's a little bad, he always has a runny nose, and he looks very obscene......"

I listened to it with joy: "And what, what has he changed?" ”

"It also changed to a Rolls-Royce, which made me addicted to cars." Huang Shuhe heard that there was going to be a meeting, and he also came over at this time, and he also replied to us when we discussed Zhu Bajie, and I was surprised: "Why, he can still turn into a car!" ”

Yang Jian pursed his lips: "How fresh, Sun Monkey fought with me back then, and he also changed the Land Temple." ”

I was even more curious: "Can the car he turned into run?" ”

"I can run, but I can't speed."

I laughed: "Be content, people are not obligated to change it for you, and you can take out a photo of yourself after changing it. Forced, by the way, does he change that car to burn oil? ”

Huang Shuhe shook his head: "I don't know if I burn oil or not, but there is a little bit of a bad thing, he changed the car and sweated, as if it had just been washed, and the position of the air intake grille was always runny down, and when I opened the intersection before, someone asked me if the air conditioner was broken......"

Originally, I was very anxious because of the bomb, but listening to them talk like this, I was finally in a better mood, this Zhu Bajie is quite an interesting fairy, no wonder the Tang monks who are so far away from the West Heaven are bored, and they have such a pistachio together.

Happy is happy, but the business still has to be done, the people in the family are basically all here, I beckoned the gods to find a place to sit, just about to speak, Du Fu threw a broom on the coffee table at this time, his action was sudden, made me cloudy and foggy, I was puzzled: "Uncle Du, this coffee table is usually used by big guys to put cups, you suddenly throw a broom is not too buried?" ”

Du Fu's face was solemn: "Didn't you look for Zhu Bajie just now?" ”

I was speechless, pointed to the broom and said, "What do you mean, you won't tell me that this is Zhu Bajie's change, right?" ”

Du Fu nodded: "Isn't the broom at home broken?" On this cold day, I don't want Lao Bai to go out and suffer from the cold in order to buy a small thing, so I let him change one, it's okay, he himself said it doesn't matter. ”

, this Nima doesn't take the gods seriously......

I cried and complained with a sad face: "Uncle Du, you can do it enough, people are immortals, you let people become a broom, what is this......"

He didn't feel that there was anything wrong with his behavior, so he opened his mouth and replied: "What's wrong with changing a broom, I made him change his skin when the toilet was blocked in the afternoon......

I felt nauseous in my chest, and I almost didn't let him vomit nausea, and at this juncture, You Heng suddenly rushed up and pushed Old Man Du, and then scolded and scolded in his mouth: "You old immortal, I said how stinky did you give me the flute in the afternoon......

Hearing You Heng say this, I couldn't hold back the discomfort in my chest anymore, and I opened my mouth to 'wow' and vomited, this Nima is too disgusting, Du Fu is usually responsible for the hygiene of the house, and I can't help frowning when I vomit: "Why don't you go to the toilet to vomit if you want to vomit?" Isn't it disgusting to vomit in the living room? Come on, Zhu Daxian, it seems that I have to trouble you again, please change a dun cloth again, our dun cloth is also broken......"

This will make me extremely disgusting, Zhu Bajie finally turned into a human form again, just sitting next to me, although he smiled at me with a smile on his face, but I retched when I saw his wet head, some people may think strange, what is so disgusting?

I'd like to say it's not disgusting, you cow. Try using a leather picket as a microphone......

The meeting lasted for more than half an hour, most of the time was discussion, but now the situation is not clear, and no matter how much we discuss with this, it will be useless, after all, the enemy is in the dark and I am in the light, and our situation is relatively passive, and we can only take one step at a time.

The final result of the discussion is to arrange the sentry to keep an eye on the door from now on, don't let the enemy be careless and run to the door to bury a thunder for you, of course, the sentry is only responsible for the night, the gods take shifts to line up, every two hours, and there is no need to send someone to keep an eye during the day. Anyway, if you don't row him, he will stand with the window for a day.

Based on the special situation now, the training work of the actors in my warehouse can only come to an end for the time being, and the specific arrangements will be implemented by Huang Simeng to find a new venue or something, and Huang Shuhe's job is to come over every morning to pick up Chen Yuanyuan to go to the new venue for classes, and then be responsible for sending her back in the evening, and Wu Sangui is responsible for their security work.

Although we are quite passive now, there is one thing to be thankful for, at least, Brother Stuffy still has a certain amount of power in the township, relying on him, we should still be able to find out the hiding place of drug dealers, which can be regarded as our initiative, although we are not sure that this matter is related to drug dealers.

After the meeting, watching the sunset also arrived, looking at Zhu Bajie next to me, I felt a little guilty, people have become a positive fruit after taking the Western Scripture, according to the original work of "Journey to the West", it is a Bodhisattva fruit position, although the old and the last are ranked, but how can they not take others to poke the toilet, this is too much......

I snorted and said, "Second Senior Brother, how long do you have to live with me?" ”

His face was coquettish: "You have a lot of things to do in the afternoon, my old pig...... High-spirited...... I don't have time to have a good chat with the third prince, I'll stay tonight, I can't say how long I stay, let's set a day or two...... Aung Aung ......"

I nodded: "That's okay, no problem, you and I are also polite, just stay, by the way, you have achieved a positive result, I am just an ordinary person, the food is definitely not comparable to you, you just make do with it?" ”

He smiled: "My old pig is the messenger of the Pure Altar, what haven't I eaten?" I don't care about that, I eat whatever you cook. ”

I was overjoyed: "It's okay with your words, I'm still worried that you won't get used to it." ”

The two of us were chatting, and suddenly there was a foul smell outside the house, and the smell was very pungent, and I didn't know where it came from, I frowned: "What does this smell like, why does it stink so much?" ”

Yang Jian also sat on the side, and when I asked, he sniffed vigorously: "It seems to be from the entrance of the building, why don't we take a look?" ”

I nodded, got up and led him and Zhu Bajie out of the house, but the more I walked out, the smell got louder, and I wanted to vomit, and when we walked to the kitchen, the smell was even more tangy, I covered my nostrils and said to them: "This smell seems to come from the kitchen." ”

Yang Jian also agreed, but he didn't dare to go in because the smell was too big, so he just stood at the door and looked in: "Who is inside?" ”

As soon as his words fell, Old Man Du rushed out of it with a pressure cooker at this time, and I wondered: "Uncle Du, what is that in your hand?" ”

He threw the pressure cooker to the ground, didn't say anything, and then ran away while spitting up, we were all very curious, Zhu Bajie glanced at the pressure cooker with his toe probe, and then his expression changed and he vomited, and he said while spitting: "Ouch, you still cook to eat......"

Looking at the few yellow objects in the pot, I was speechless: "Uncle Du, what are you cooking this TM?" ”

Du Fu also cried with a sad face: "What else can it be, isn't it just the durian you transported back at noon......" (to be continued.) )