Chapter 14: Changing One
As soon as San'er's words fell, Zhu Bajie had already rushed at him, he was originally a child, so that Zhu Bajie's head instantly plunged into the twin peaks: "Third prince, I haven't seen you for so many years, you want to kill me......"
This scene made the blood of a group of big men in the room surge!
Great gods are also human......
Lei Zi stepped forward and pulled San'er out of Zhu Bajie's arms, then swallowed his saliva, and stared at Zhu Bajie's Mi with straight eyes. Mi: "Old pig, don't cover the child to death......"
Zhu Bajie smiled innocently: "No, the third prince is the marshal of the middle altar of the heavenly court...... Hey! Who are you, and how do you know me? ”
"You don't even recognize me?" Lei Zhenzi was slightly surprised and pointed to his nose: "I'm Lei Zhenzi!" ”
"Lei Zhenzi!" Zhu Bajie looked incredulous: "How is it possible, Lei Zhenzi can know me, isn't he a bird?" ”
Lei Zi didn't like to hear this, but he frowned: "What do you mean?" A thunder beak and wings are birds? ”
Zhu Bajie nodded violently: "Or what do you think?" Lei Gong has a mouth and wings, so you tell me what this is, right? It's just that Lei Zhenzi has more arms and legs, so it stands to reason that he should be considered a birdman......"
These words hurt Lei Zi's self-esteem, and I saw Lei Zi's face look whole. Mi didn't look at it, but pouted with disgust: "What's wrong with the birdman?" Birdmen are also a precious species, what about you? When you put it in the vegetable market, it is fifteen yuan a pound of goods......"
These two people were talking and inexplicably arguing, I was speechless for a while, and I was about to go up to persuade it, but Zhu Houzhao jumped between them one step ahead of me, and then pushed the thunder fiercely: "Enough, what are you roaring!" Are you a man? Why is there no grace at all? Speak gently to women......"
Zhu Houzhao scolded Lei Zi while not forgetting to turn around and throw a wink at Zhu Bajie, I almost didn't spit it out when I saw that scene, I guess he didn't hear the woman in front of us called Zhu Bajie, so this will be a bit of a hero to save the beauty, my forehead sweat flowed: "Don't TM with this pretending to be a gentleman, look at your crotch, the small tent is set up and is still pretending to be a good person, do you know who this woman is?" ”
Zhu Houzhao glanced at me blankly: "Who?" ”
"Zhu Bajie!"
"Ahh The Marshal Tianpeng in Journey to the West? ”
Seeing that I nodded yes, Zhu Houzhao was speechless for a while: "I said, it's not too cold to dress like this in this winter, it turned out to be him, oh my God, I almost staged a **** war...... Huh! You said that this Zhu Bajie is true, what is not good, you have to become a beauty, isn't this seducing us to commit crimes......"
"What is Journey to the West?" Bai Qi is a person from the Spring and Autumn Period, although he has seen Sun Wukong, but the monkey has never talked to him about Zhu Bajie, so now he is also confused, Zhu Houzhao knew the identity of Zhu Bajie inevitably with a look of disgust, he patted Bai Qi's shoulder, and then pulled the old man to the side and flashed: "When you died, Journey to the West didn't come out, probably saying that three laid-off workers protected a conversation and then took the civil service exam......"
The two walked away while talking, and there was no trouble, I was trying to make Zhu Bajie a little more normal, but Zhang Fei, who had never been very talkative, came over violently at this time. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Mingzi, listen to what you just meant, can this woman still transform?" His voice was already loud, and he was so dark and strong that Zhu Bajie was startled: "Who is this black goods?" It can't be a water tank spirit, right? ”
"Sister Shui......" I waved my arm at him, and then said to Zhang Fei: "Yes, he can indeed transform, what's wrong?" ”
As a result, Zhang Fei ignored me after I finished speaking, but said to Guan Yu: "Second brother, since this person can transform, why don't let him become our big brother, I miss him!" ”
Guan Yu nodded silently, and said to Zhu Bajie: "Girl, can I take care of you......
"Needless to say, listen to you...... High-spirited...... Do you want my old pig to become someone close to you? No problem. Zhu Bajie was also angry, and agreed directly, and at the same time stretched out his hand to Guan Yu: "Bring him a photo, my old pig will change one for you." ”
Originally, Guan Yu was still excited, but when he heard that he wanted a photo, he made a difficulty: "We are from the Eastern Han Dynasty, and we didn't have a camera at that time...... Otherwise, there seems to be a portrait of my eldest brother in the Wuhou Temple, and I will take you to see it? ”
I was speechless: "Pull it down quickly, the portrait hanging in the Wuhou Temple is like a TM comic, so if you want to change it out, you won't scare the people around you to death......"
"Don't worry if you don't have a photo, don't you have a flood ruler that can travel through time and space? Why don't you go back and take a picture? "The person who spoke was Lu Bu, who had been standing next to him for a long time, and when he saw me send away Brother Guan Zhang, he immediately pulled my clothes and said: "And you also have Dong Zhuo's order, entering and exiting Xiangguo's Mansion is like playing, taking a photo of Diao Chan shouldn't be difficult for you, right?" ”
I didn't want to agree, but the last time Lu Bu returned to the Three Kingdoms, he couldn't be with Diao Chan because of my fault, so I felt guilty about him, and I glanced at Zhu Bajie with a sad face, and I said, "Second senior brother...... You...... You're going to leave for a while, aren't you? ”
He didn't care: "What's the matter with my old pig...... High-spirited...... You have to stay for a day or two, don't you? You go and take pictures, my old pig is waiting...... Aung Aung ......"
"Then it's going to be troublesome for the second senior brother." I glanced at him with great gratitude, turned around and was about to go out, but as soon as I arrived at the door, Lu Bu chased after him with a white face: "Mingzi, wait a minute, I still want to ask you for a favor." ”
I stopped and turned to look at him: "My own brother still needs to please!" Say, what's the matter? ”
He rubbed his hands embarrassedly: "I want to ...... I miss you ......."
I sneered, "What do you think I'm a fart, what do you look like with the big old man's twisting Nini?" Hurry up, I'll have to come back for a meeting later. ”
"I want to ...... I'd like to ask you to bring me the box again when you come back. Avoid. Pregnancy. Set ......"
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I'm sorry, brothers, I've been too busy lately, so the update is very slow, no way, the manuscript fee is only two or three hundred yuan a month, and the old wine is impossible to be full-time, so I can only code words in my spare time, don't worry, after the seventeenth, the old wine should be slowly idle, and I don't dare to say anything to add it when the time comes, keep it updated! I also hope that everyone will continue to support the old wine (to be continued.) )