Chapter 2 Didn't I just tear up a little advertisement?
Volume 1 Temporaries of the Underworld
Chapter 2: Didn't I just tear up a little advertisement?
After being discharged from the hospital, Fan Jinyan went to the school to take sick leave first, and planned to wait for his leg to be completely healed before going to Liang Damei to help introduce the work.
Today is the weekend, and the roommates all went to pick up girls, and it was dark and no one came back, so the hungry Fan Jinyan had to quit the game and go to the cafeteria for dinner.
On the way back to the dormitory, when he passed by a tree-lined path, he saw a red light on a street lamp pole not far away, and he thought that the wires were on fire, so he hurriedly ran to confirm.
When I got to the front, I saw that it was actually a small advertisement with red fluorescence, which read: The underworld recruits a large number of soul wishers to the world, the salary is good, and the goddess of housing and luxury cars has everything. Fan Jinyan secretly scolded "sick", then tore it off and threw it into the trash can next to him.
He just thought that it was the guy who was full of food and used a highlighter to write to scare people and play, and the crooked words were written by elementary school students better than this.
However, Fan Jinyan also wondered that since he met Uncle Ghost in the hospital, he has never encountered other ghosts since he returned to school, is it really a bad spirit? In the past few days, I have also checked the problem of my eyes on the Internet, but it is all nonsense, and I haven't found out the reason until now.
When he was about to arrive at the dormitory building, Fan Jinyan saw a man in a suit and leather shoes and sunglasses leaning against a Land Rover and smoking.
I thought that another rich second generation who was handsome and pickled was waiting for that beauty to open a house!
When Fan Jinyan walked into the Land Rover and was about to turn back to the men's dormitory building, the handsome man spoke.
"Are you Fan Jinyan?"
Fan Jinyan was stunned when he heard this, then stopped and replied: "I am, you are?" ”
"Did you remove the underworld job ad?" The handsome man asked.
"Huh?" Fan Jinyan didn't react for a while.
After the handsome man repeated, Fan Jinyan reacted and said, "You mean the little advertisement on the telephone pole?" ”
The handsome man threw away his cigarette butt, walked up to him and said solemnly: "What a small advertisement, that's a recruitment advertisement in the underworld." ”
Fan Jinyan said with a smile: "I said big brother, don't tease, it's obviously a small advertisement." The handwriting is not much better than that of elementary school students, how can it be a job advertisement. ”
The handsome man blushed and said, "I wrote it." ”
Fan Jinyan hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I tore your ...... Job advertisements. ”
The handsome man waved his hand and said: "That is the special paper of the underworld, and people in the yang world can't see it, unless you have yin and yang eyes, and you are the one who has yin and yang eyes." ”
Fan Jinyan said in disbelief: "Impossible! I don't have any yin and yang eyes. ”
"No?" The handsome man joked: "If not, how did you see that ghost in the hospital." ”
Fan Jinyan was shocked and said, "How do you know? Who are you? ”
"Me? You can call me Onicha or the black and white impermanence you are used to, or you can call me by the Thorn Dragon. I am the soul seductor in the capital, and the ghost in the hospital is because his family forgot to untie the talisman on his body during cremation, and he didn't expect it to become a horcrux that imprisoned him after death, so he has never been able to leave that room. The dragon said.
"Talisman? So how can you break that bondage? Fan Jinyan hurriedly asked.
The thorn dragon said disapprerovingly: "As long as his family goes to the temple where he asked for this talisman to ask for another talisman of the same talisman, drip the blood of his relatives on it and burn it." ”
"It's as simple as that?" Fan Jinyan was surprised.
"What do you think?" Thorny Dragon Road.
"Then why don't you help him, aren't you the soul seducer in the capital? Isn't he under your control? Fan Jinyan said busily.
The thorny dragon sneered, "Why should I help? With so many people dying every day, I'm too busy to keep myself busy, and I still have to work on all that. ”
Fan Jinyan pursed his lips and said, "Then what are you looking for me?" ”
The thorny dragon dug his nostrils and smiled as if he had just remembered: "I almost forgot the purpose of coming here, get in the car!" ”
"Get in the car? Where to? Aren't you here for a date? Fan Jinyan said blankly.
The thorn dragon widened his eyes and scolded: "Ask your uncle, Lao Tzu can't find it in your science university!" Depend on. ”
Fan Jinyan, who was not ideal to speak, dragged him into the car.
Along the way, he ignored Fan Jinyan, who was sitting in the back seat protesting, and just rushed all the way.
About an hour later, Fan Jinyan felt as if he had arrived at a canal, and when he was about to ask, the spiny dragon driving suddenly accelerated and rushed into the river, so frightened that he screamed: "Nima, don't pull me if you want to die!" Yes!!! ”
Boom! The Land Rover plunged headlong into the river, splashed more than a meter high and slowly disappeared.
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When you enter the bottom of the river, you feel like you have arrived in another world, and you feel like there is a curtain of water separating the river. Fan Jinyan looked at the sparkling river and the free fish outside the water curtain through the sunroof of the car, in a daze.
"This is the Underworld, and we'll be in the Netherworld in a moment." The dragon said as he drove.
"The underworld? Netherworld? Fan Jinyan said blankly.
"That is, what you call the Netherworld and the Hades Palace." The thorny dragon explained.
Fan Jinyan nodded thoughtfully and said, "Could it be that I really tore up a recruitment advertisement?" ”
"Nonsense." Thorny Dragon Road.
"And who are you hiring?" Fan Jinyan said.
Chirping! The car braked suddenly, Fan Jinyan sent his nose forward and hit the front backrest, and tears of pain flowed out.
"Your uncle, you can't be gentle." Fan Jinyan scolded angrily.
"Your uncle...... Nima,, you don't even know who we're hiring? The dragon turned around and scolded.
Fan Jinyan pouted and said, "It seems that I saw that I was recruiting some soul wish master." ”
"Gone?" The thorny dragon asked with a calm face.
"It's gone." Fan Jinyan said honestly.
"Do you meet all of the above requirements?" Thorny Dragon Road.
Fan Jinyan said blankly: "What requirements, it is not written on it!" ”
"Nani?" The thorny dragon was surprised.
After speaking, Fan Jinyan was given a formal recruitment document.
Fan Jinyan took a look at it, and the above is to ask for yin and yang eyes, isn't this nonsense? You can't see it if you don't have yin and yang eyes! And then there's the nonsense of a sense of responsibility or something.
"Have you finished reading it? Doesn't match? The thorny dragon said impatiently.
Fan Jinyan pouted and said, "It's okay to close your eyes, let's go!" Let's go! ”
Anyway, it's already here, so I have to go and see it! Maybe you can really get a ghost.
The thorn dragon didn't pay attention to the change in Fan Jinyan's expression, and hurriedly set off, now the underworld is about to mess up, and the top has urged it several times.
Soon the car arrived at a steel cable bridge with the words "Yin-Yang Bridge" written on it. Fan Jinyan was happy at the time, this Nima is too funny! No matter how you look at it, it looks like a bridge over the Yangtze River.
After crossing the Yin-Yang Bridge and entering the Netherworld, Fan Jinyan really doubted that he had arrived in the Netherworld. What a difference between it and the outside world! It is also a modern city with high-rise buildings, bright lights, busy traffic, and bright lights.
The Land Rover stopped in front of a gleaming golden building, and Fan Jinyan followed the dragon into the high-rise building called the Nether Building.
"Brother Long, are you sure this is the underworld?" Fan Jinyan asked, looking at the resplendent lobby.
After greeting a few people he knew, the thorny dragon scolded in a low voice: "Your uncle, can you not come out and be embarrassed, this is called the underworld, have you read too many novels, the top is developing, and the bottom can't develop?" ”
After speaking, he took out a transparent phablet and showed off: "Take a look!" This is the old ghost of Jobs's iPod10s specially designed for ghosts to connect with super good yin and yang signals. ”
Fan Jinyan drooled and said: "10s are out?" Can all ghosts be used, and can it be used in the yang world? ”
"Nonsense, it's said that Yin and Yang are connected, and of course the Yang World can be used." The thorny dragon said disdainfully.
After the thorn dragon finished speaking, he entered the elevator and saw that Fan Jinyan was still there, and scolded angrily: "You are brainless!" Come on. ”
Fan Jinyan scolded back in his heart: "You are brainless." "But I honestly followed the elevator.
Fan Jinyan was taken by the thorn dragon to a place called the Ministry of Welfare, and he wondered if the thorn dragon had gone to the wrong place, shouldn't he go to the personnel department?
He knew that the Ministry of Personnel would not recognize the so-called Soul Wish Master at all, and if it weren't for the Jizo King himself, it was estimated that he would not even be able to get a supernumerary. In the end, it was assigned to the Ministry of Welfare, which has nothing to do with reincarnation.
"Ouch, Long Long, you are here, you want to die slaves." A plump old woman painted like a fairy said coquettishly.
The thorny dragon leaned up and touched his big breasts and smiled, "Do you have time tonight?" ”
Hearing this, Fan Jinyan almost didn't spit it out, this taste is really heavy enough.
"The slave family has time at any time." After the old woman finished speaking in the ear of the thorn dragon, she threw a wink at Fan Jinyan behind her.
Fortunately, this kid still knows what kind of place this is, so he just held back, otherwise he would have to shed his skin if he didn't die.
"Alright, let's get down to business. This kid is here to apply for a wish teacher. The dragon said after touching the old woman's buttocks.
After glancing at the thorny dragon charmingly, the old woman said to Fan Jin seriously: "Give me your resume form!" ”
Fan Jinyan looked at the thorn dragon on the side blankly, and the thorn dragon immediately changed his face and said, "Sister, look at my memory, I have forgotten this stubble." ”
After glancing at the thorny dragon, the old woman took out a form from the table and handed it to Fan Jinyan, "Give it to me after filling this out." After speaking, he turned around and pinched his waist and yelled at the thorn dragon: "Thorn dragon, your uncle, you are all like this, don't you know that the old lady is very busy?" ”
After glancing at Fan Jinyan, the thorn dragon flattered the old woman and said, "Ouch! Look at what my sister said, how dare I! It's just been too busy lately, and this night ......"
After Fan Jinyan shuddered, he hurriedly took a pen on the table and ran to the coffee table next to him to write.
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"Hmmm! The conditions are not bad in all aspects, it's you. The old woman looked at Fan Jinyan's resume and said, then stamped a seal on it and said: "Welcome to officially become a trainee soul wish master, I am your direct boss Yin Fei, if you don't understand anything in the future, you can come to me, or you can find the soul hook officer Thorn Dragon in your jurisdiction." ”
"Pussy...... Ouch! Fan Jinyan just wanted to ask about the treatment when the thorny dragon on the side came to stir-fry chestnuts.
The thorny dragon scolded: "You are a second goods, you want to be called Sister Yin." ”
Yin Fei smiled generously: "It's okay, what do you want to ask?" ”
Fan Jinyan touched his head and said, "Sister Yin, I just want to ask about treatment." ”
Yin Fei glared at the thorny dragon, meaning that you didn't say it. Turning his head and saying to him with a pleasant face, "Because of this profession."
The particularity of our welfare department gives a monthly salary of 10,000 yuan and gives corresponding task rewards according to the complexity of the task. ”
Fan Jinyan was happy in his heart, but said on the surface: "Didn't the advertisement say that there is a house and a car? ”
Yin Fei was stunned for a moment when she heard this, and then she realized that it must be the thorn dragon writing on it again. After glaring at him, he said to Fan Jinyan: "Hehe! That's a benefit for the staff in Netherworld, and this time it's all from the sun, so it's ......, but we're applying for it. ”
Fan Jinyan understands, you just say that I am a temporary worker, and it will be over.