Chapter 3 Simple Tasks Are Not Simple (Part I)
Volume 1 Temporaries of the Underworld
Chapter 3: Simple Tasks Are Not Simple (Part I)
Fan Jinyan took a brown cardboard box and thanked him, then walked to the side and impatiently opened the box and looked inside.
There is a pair of fashionable toad sunglasses and a silver gun on the top, this otaku boy is so happy that he hurriedly picked up the pistol and played with it, but he didn't understand how to use it for a long time.
"I'll ask the thorny dragon later." Fan Jinyan muttered.
Putting the pistol and sunglasses aside, he picked up a small rectangular box and looked at it, and after turning it over, the apple pattern on it immediately attracted his attention, and he quickly opened the box to see that this thing almost didn't cry. Lying quietly in the box was a transparent phablet identical to that of the spiny dragon's hand.
Once upon a time, he, like everyone else, wanted to have the latest version of an iPhone. I never thought that now I not only have it, but it is also a 10s that surpasses the yang world N many times.
After putting down the phone, he was greeted by the Armani and Eagle logo on the neckline of the black suit, how could he not recognize it. This is a world-famous brand! Whoever wears it in the sun is either rich or expensive! Opening the small box next to the clothes, Fan Jinyan almost drooled, Nima, it was actually a Rolex mechanical watch.
Looking at the box full of treasures in front of him, Fan Jinyan could only sigh that he really went out to pick up the treasure. It's an absolute luxury to take any of these in the yang world, but I didn't expect that in the underworld it's just a standard equipment for ghosts.
Although he was dragged by the thorn dragon, this will be beautiful in Fan Jinyan's heart, and he is good at cheating! I hope there will be more of this kind of thing in the future!
Holding the cardboard box and running to the fitting room on the side, Fan Jinyan couldn't wait to put on the suit, just when he found that the clothes were a little big, the clothes that were originally a little bloated became very fit in a few seconds, and they didn't feel tight.
"I didn't expect it to have an automatic adjustment function." Fan Jinyan said to himself.
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When Fan Jinyan returned to the welfare department in full dress, Yin Fei, who was originally drinking tea and chatting with the thorny dragon, instantly looked at the handsome little handsome guy at the door with gold stars in his eyes.
The thorny dragon wondered, "What are you doing with a gun?" ”
Fan Jinyan looked at the gun in his hand and said depressedly: "Brother Long, I don't know how to use this thing!" ”
"Ouch, why did my brother ask him! Just ask my sister if you can't do it. Yin Fei laughed coquettishly.
Hearing this, Fan Jinyan couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart, it's too late to hide, who dares to stick it on you! That's simply the birthday boy hanging, and he is impatient.
However, he still said hypocritically: "How dare you trouble Sister Yin!" ”
When the thorny dragon sitting behind Yin Fei heard this, he gave Fan Jinyan a thumbs up, which meant to say, "There is a level to say this." ”
Yin Fei covered her mouth and chuckled: "It's better for my sister to teach you how to use it!" ”
After speaking, he threw a wink at him.
In the end, Fan Jinyan still did not escape the clutches of Yin Fei, the ghost woman, but fortunately, the thorny dragon has always been cheeky and just didn't leave. Otherwise, it is still debatable whether Fan Jinyan can keep his virgin body.
Although it was ravaged very badly, Fan Jinyan still had a general understanding of the role of this equipment.
This equipment is not as simple as he imagined, after all, the ghost is not to wear it out and be handsome.
The suit not only has the function of telescopic warmth, but also has the effect of bulletproof, shockproof, waterproof and fireproof.
The Apple phone is not just a phone for calling, it can not only track ghosts, but also has the function of collecting ghosts, once it is locked, ordinary ghosts do not want to slip away. And it's also an amnestic, as long as you set the time and take a picture of that person, you can erase all the memories of that person during this time, but it doesn't work for the soul.
Sunglasses are a pair of fiery eyes, which can not only see people's fortunes, but also see whether ghosts are hidden in people's bodies.
The silver pistol is called the Soul Eater Gun, which is specifically aimed at ordinary ghosts, but it is ineffective against the human body.
The watch can release a kind of brain waves, so that ghosts cannot find the traces of ghosts, mainly for escaping when encountering powerful ghosts that cannot be cleaned up.
After listening to Yin Fei's introduction, Fan Jinyan drooled and said, "Isn't this 007, the man in black?" ”
"That's a piece of! There's something more powerful than that, but you're not qualified to use it right now. The dragon said disdainfully.
Yin Fei said: "Originally, your soul wishing master was not equipped with these things, but considering the particularity of your body and the dangers you may encounter, the above decided to equip you with a set. But don't mess with it! ”
"What happens when you use it?" Fan Jinyan hurriedly asked.
"Of course it's a small **!" Yin Fei blinked
Wicked laugh.
Seeing Fan Jinyan subconsciously protecting his crotch, the thorny dragon squirted out all the tea he had just drunk, and quickly wiped his mouth and said, "Sister, don't tease him, hurry up and get down to business!" ”
Yin Fei said boredly: "Xiao Fan, you also have a general understanding of the equipment, now let me talk about the nature of your work." ”
Hearing this, Fan Jinyan hurriedly sat down next to the thorny dragon and listened carefully.
After Yin Fei's introduction, he probably also knew the current situation in the underworld. Because the mortality rate in the yang world is increasing year by year, while the reincarnation rate of the underworld is decreasing year by year, the space of the Netherworld is getting smaller and smaller. King Jizo felt that the resentment of the underworld was too heavy to cause this result, so he made this suggestion. Hades didn't have any good ideas for a while, so he agreed to Jizo's suggestion.
However, in order to fulfill the wishes of the ghosts, they must rely on the help of the people of the yang world. Therefore, people like Fan Jinyan who can see ghosts will have ghosts to come to the door. In this way, there is another strange profession in this world - soul wisher.
The reason why Yin Fei was able to have time to amuse them was entirely because Fan Jinyan was the first person in the underworld to go to the underworld. When there are more people in the yang world who come to the underworld, maybe she won't be too lazy to say a word.
"Now that you have understood the basic situation, I will arrange the first simple task for you, and familiarize yourself with the business first." Yin Fei is the right color channel.
Although Fan Jinyan was a little nervous, he still nodded and said that there was no problem. After all, what should come will always come.
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Since it was the first time, the thorn dragon accompanied Fan Jinyan to this place that he would often come to in the future-the Flower Hall.
The moment he entered the hall, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and the hall was crowded with ghosts who had signed up. There are actually many ghosts in ancient costumes inside, they have different forms, and some even retain their appearance when they died.
"Brother Long, why are there still people wearing ancient costumes." Fan Jinyan said to the thorn dragon.
The thorn dragon looked at the ghosts dressed in the Ming and Qing dynasties and said, "That's nothing, there is still an old ghost nail household in Netherworld City that is more than 2,000 years old!" ”
"Who hangs like that?" Fan Jinyan said curiously.
"You're no stranger to this man." The thorny dragon said mysteriously.
"Who the hell?" Fan Jinyan was impatient.
The thorny dragon laughed and said, "You will have a chance to know each other in the future." After speaking, Fan Jinyan, who ignored the black line, entered the small stainless steel door next to the hall.
"Your uncle, aren't you just an old ghost? Could it be that Qin Shi Huang is still it? Fan Jinyan followed behind and scolded in a low voice.
What he didn't know was that when he really saw Qin Shi Huang later, he couldn't wait to give himself two slaps.
"Whoa! This is your dossier for this mission. A bearded man with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks handed Fan Jinyan a brown paper file bag and said.
Fan Jinyan opened the file bag and took out an A4 piece of paper and looked at it carefully.
The above is just a few simple descriptions: Huang Dawei, a native of Beijing, died of a heart attack in 2005 at the age of Chinese New Year's Eve. The biggest wish is to eat another meal of Lao Gao's secret beef mixed sauce noodles.
Fan Jinyan looked at the mustache opposite him blankly and said, "I won't reincarnate for a bowl of noodles." ”
The mustache laughed and said: "This kind of thing is not uncommon in the underworld, I believe that Lord Thorn Dragon has also encountered a thousand strange requests!" ”
Hearing this, the thorny dragon nodded and said: "A few years ago, I met a little girl who was electrocuted while playing with her mobile phone while charging. ”
"Alright! It seems like a simple task, what about people? Fan Jinyan asked the mustache.
"I'll bring someone here." After the mustache finished speaking, he picked up the phone on the table and asked someone to bring Huang Dawei.
After a while, two men in black arrived in the house with a fat head and big ears.
"This is Huang Dawei, you can take him away at any time." The mustache pointed at the fat man.
"What? Is it my turn? Great, haha! Finally, I was about to eat the coveted beef offal noodles. Huang Dawei danced excitedly.
"Now that the formalities are done, let's go! I still have an appointment! The thorny dragon said after seeing Fan Jinyan finish.
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"Brother Long, you just said that you had an appointment, did you have a date with Sister Yin!" On the way back, Fan Jinyan, who was sitting in the co-pilot, asked.
"Your uncle, will Lao Tzu ask her out?" The thorny dragon asked rhetorically.
"When you were in the Ministry of Welfare, weren't you quite coquettish!" Fan Jinyan said with contempt, he didn't believe the words of this sassy man.
"Nima, Lao Tzu is not for you. Do you think I'm going to take a fancy to that? After the thorn dragon finished speaking, he also gave Li Fan Jinyan a fried chestnut.
Fan Jinyan touched his head and muttered, "Are you lying to the ghost?" What a blind man! ”
"What do you say?" Huang Dawei, who was sitting in the back seat, interjected.
"Shut up! It's none of your business, stay honest. The dragon turned around and scolded.
After speaking, Fan Jinyan, who was the co-pilot, said: "Little Fanzi, this is your first task, you must do it beautifully!" Give my brother a long face. ”
Fan Jinyan hurriedly responded: "Brother Long, don't worry, I will never embarrass you." ”
The dragon nodded, and didn't say anything more until it broke out of the canal and got back on the road. Thorny Dragon said: "Today, I will send you to school, and it will be more convenient for you kid to get a driver's license in the future." ”
Fan Jinyan hurriedly nodded to show that he understood.
After returning to school, after saying goodbye to the thorn dragon, he said to Huang Dawei who was following behind him: "It's late, I'll take you to the south of the city tomorrow to find that Gao family noodle restaurant!" ”
Huang Dawei nodded hurriedly and said, "No problem, no problem, only I can eat Lao Gao's beef mixed sauce noodles again, and I am willing to do anything." ”
Fan Jinyan was curious: "Is it so delicious?" You've been dead for ten years and still can't forget it. ”
Huang Dawei recalled: "You don't know, when I was young, I liked to eat mixed sauce noodles made by Lao Gao, but unfortunately later because I got fatter and fatter, and I had heart disease. So my family stopped me from eating mixed sauce noodles, and I couldn't eat another bite of mixed sauce noodles until I died. So, my greatest wish is like eating another bowl before I am reincarnated. After speaking, he licked his lips.
Early the next morning, Fan Jinyan took a car to the location of the Gao family noodle restaurant that Huang Dawei said in the south of the city. However, when I arrived, I found that this place had already been demolished and built into a community.
Fan Jinyan looked at the beautiful community in front of him and sighed: "It seems that this simple task is not simple!" ”
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