This news was like a bolt from the blue, and I was blown up so that I couldn't go anywhere......

You know, yesterday's lineup was decided by everyone who compromised with each other, Zhao Kuo didn't go, who would be in his class?

"No, why did you drop the chain at a critical moment......

I was speechless to the extreme, and I was at a loss, when the toilet door suddenly opened, Zhao Kuo held on to the door frame with a pale face, and said weakly: "Mingzi, I want to go too, but there are unforeseen circumstances, how do I know that this will happen......"

I stomped my foot: "What should I do?" Are we one less? ”

"Who says less people?" Just when I was anxious, someone suddenly spoke behind me, and I turned my head to see that the person who spoke was actually Yang Jian......

My eyes lit up and I excitedly said, "What? Have you figured out that you want to come with us? ”

Yang Jian shook his head, only to see him tugging Nezha's hair bun and said, "What am I going to do, I'm talking about him." ”

The flame of hope that had just been raised was extinguished in an instant, and I said with a bitter face: "What is he going to do?" As far as he didn't know, he thought it was Lu Bu who carried a stool...... Besides, there is no children's group either. ”

This Yang Jian doesn't know what to think, let me take Nezha there, if he wants to go, who will do it with him? Isn't that funny? And if I really want to take it, I don't know how Huang Simeng will squeeze me.

Oh, co-authored you Jiang Xiaoming is not enough to make up people, even bring children?

Isn't that......

"Say what?" When Nezha heard that I called him a child, he was immediately unhappy, and slapped his rice bowl in front of him with a face: "You think I look like a child? ”

Originally, everyone was eating with a bowl, but when he asked, they all looked at him with interest, and they all looked at him with interest, and they all started their heads, and Lei Zhenzi laughed so the side: "You don't look as tall as a stool, do you think you ......?"

Nezha was so angry that his face instantly turned the color of pig liver, and he saw that he stood up and wanted to fight with Lei Zhenzi, but Yang Jian tugged Nezha's sleeve at the right time.

"Okay, what's the noise in the early morning?" Putting down the dishes and chopsticks, Yang Jian said to me: "Mingzi, I really don't know how to put so many great gods here with this brain, let me say, you △dǐng△diǎn△ small △ said today, .2£3.o▽s_(); It's reliable to take anyone there and not take San'er there. ”

I was completely confused by what he said, "Why? ”

Yang Jian snorted at Nezha: "Look at the appearance of our third son, doesn't it look like a child?" He's going, you let him be the first to fight, regardless of whether the opponent is an adult or a child, bring it over and fight first, he wants to win and it is estimated that he won't have to fight in the next two games, children are so powerful, do adults still need to say? What is it called? This is called knocking on the mountain and shaking the tiger! ”

After Yang Jian finished speaking, he didn't forget to raise his neck at Nezha: "Yes, San'er, we have immortal qi possession, who is our opponent in this mortal world." ”

Nezha agreed: "That's it." ”

The two of them said it rightly, I was speechless, and I was invincible in the mortal world, and last time I let Li Cunxiao 14 be beaten like a dog......

Although I am not happy in my heart, Yang Jian's words are actually very reasonable, so I have no room for refutation, since this is the case, then I can only let Nezha go with him.

After finishing the affairs of the warehouse, I led Lu Bu, Bai Qi, and Nezha out of the door in half a year, and the meeting time agreed to meet today is ten diǎn, and I will set off to the ground basically just right.

Lu Bu is too big, he is too crowded to sit in the back seat alone, and the remaining two people can't sit down, there is really no way, I can only let him sit at the bottom, and then hold a white in his arms, and Bai Qi, and then hold a Nezha in his arms......

This shape is simply against the sky, I grew so big and I saw for the first time that there were such three-wheeled people, and the car had not yet driven out of Sanshengxiang, and there were many people around us pointing at diǎndiǎn: "Look, Indians." ”

I'll print your uncle......

In this way, under the incomprehensible and puzzled gaze of the world, we entered the city majestic, high-spirited, and galloping.

But enter the city and enter the city, it's morning, and you are not allowed to run three wheels within one ring during this time period, but I don't have this experience before, how do you know?

I parked the car on the side of the road according to his meaning, and the white hat came to look at us up and down, and then said to me with a face: "This car yours?" ”

I diǎn diǎn head: "yes, what's wrong with the police uncle." ”

"Don't you know that the first ring is not allowed to run three wheels?"

I shook my head: "I don't know, do we still have this rule in our city?" ”

"How fresh." The traffic police pointed to the bustling traffic on the road: "Let's be the provincial capital, take a good look at it yourself, are there three wheels around?" ”

I looked around, but I really didn't: "That...... So what's going to happen? ”

The traffic policeman took out a small notebook from his pocket, took a pen and wrote quickly on it: "What else can I do?" According to our city's road safety management regulations, a fine of 100 ......"

Before the traffic police finished speaking, Bai Qi took out a hundred yuan from the military coat, he got this money back from the square and the old man Yang in the past few days, it was all change, looking at the boss, I saw him crumpling the money into a ball and stuffing it in front of the traffic police, and said: "Okay, this is a hundred, you are good diǎndiǎn, we will leave if nothing else, and we are in a hurry." ”

After Bai Qi finished speaking, he pulled me to leave, although the traffic police were confused by his actions, but in the blink of an eye, he reacted and stuffed the money back to us, this time the traffic police were angry: "What do you mean by this old man?" We don't accept private processing, and also, I didn't finish what I said just now, a fine of 100, the vehicle will be temporarily impounded, and we will go to the branch office to deal with it. ”

What he said scared me, he was fined, he still had to detain the car, my broken car was not registered, how could I redeem it when I went to the traffic police force?

I grabbed the traffic policeman's arm and said urgently: "Uncle policeman, I was wrong, I won't dare next time, I admit the fine, won't this car be deducted?" ”

The traffic police shook his head: "Young man, detaining the car is a management regulation, this is not something I can count after I say it, who let you ride a ring?" It's okay, the car is detained first, and you can redeem it after you go to the branch office to deal with it, and we don't want your car, right. ”

The more unaccommodating he was, the more nervous I became, and I didn't know what to do, when I suddenly remembered that he had just said that I was punished for 'riding', and he might have no room for maneuver for ordinary people, but was it an ordinary person sitting in my car?

After thinking about this, I immediately put on a smiling face: "Uncle policeman, you just said that why I was punished?" ”

The traffic policeman said strangely: "Didn't I just tell you very clearly?" Violating road safety regulations by driving a tricycle within the first ring road. ”

I clapped my palms: "That's it, I didn't violate this rule, these three wheels, I didn't ride here at all." ”

The traffic policeman's face was solemn: "Young man, if you want to say that, it will be boring, I just saw you carrying the three of them in this car, what are you arguing with me?" Then you tell me that you didn't ride this car to the first ring, how did you get it? Flew over? ”

I smiled: "I can't fly, but we carried this car." ”

The traffic police were amused by my words and laughed: "Hey! There is a diǎn meaning, and you still carry it, what about singing a big opera? Young man, I'm not joking, if you can carry this car away in front of me, I will not only not detain your car, but also rush to be able to drive such a big world today, and I will also give you 50 ticket money, you are not bragging like this, your car is a motorcycle, right? Add the car body at the back, I don't count too much with you, let alone three or four hundred catties, you still carry it, tsk! What kind of three-wheeled do you still ride if you have this ability? Directly participate in the Olympic Games weightlifting. ”

I smiled and said, "Uncle policeman, that's what you said." ”

The traffic police were stunned: "I said it, if you can carry it away, I will act as if I haven't seen anything today." ”

Before he finished speaking, I glanced at Lu Bu, he listened to the previous conversation, and his heart was naturally clear, seeing me remind him, Lu Bu didn't talk nonsense, two big hands and one hand, from the back to hug the three-wheeled car body, although the three-wheeled body was dead, but the person holding it was Lu Bu, the first fierce general of the Three Kingdoms, and the infinite strength was not groundless.

This traffic policeman was also unlucky today, and he was still thinking about watching our jokes, but how did he know that we really had someone who could carry the three wheels, which scared him into sweating in the winter......

"This ...... You guys...... "......The traffic police were messy in an instant, and they couldn't say anything, and finally they broke out, and really took out fifty yuan from their pockets and handed it to me: "You are from the national weightlifting team...... right"——

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Today's old wine is very excited, and there is a big god who wants to push the old wine chapter on the weekend, which is a fantasy class, and it belongs to the kind of god who is very old, guess who it is?