Chapter 35: Accidents

After discussing for a long time, I was very surprised by the final lineup, and now the brunt of the year of the fight must be Zhao Kuo, and this time he still took the initiative to ask for help, I thought about it, it is estimated that he has been too pressed by Bai Qi recently, and he is too eager to do one thing to make himself raise his eyebrows once.

The second one to go is naturally Lu Bu, in fact, he refused when I first proposed to let him participate, but this made me extremely angry, I instigated everyone to keep talking about it, saying that you are so tall, you don't do anything and eat so much, and the big guys make money to support you, which is too much.

The crowd said excitedly that Lu Bu was directly beaten as a villain, probably out of guilt, and in desperation, he had to agree, but he put forward a condition, this is the first time he has come forward to help me with things, but it is also the last time.

As for the last spot, Yang Jian and Lei Zhenzi are obviously the best candidates, so our team looks more natural, at least such a team is more like a security guard.

But I first ruled out Lei Zhenzi, in addition to the ability to resist hitting, this thing seems to have a fight left with an electric man's tricks, he wants to make a brain in the ring and electrify people, how can I explain to people? I've never seen an electric baton in a sanda ring.

It's not about filming Stephen Chow's "Comic Dragon......

As soon as I talked about Sanda Yang Jian just now, he started to push back and forth when he let him play, I didn't go to say anything about him, what did he lie in the coffin for several days, and now he had to rest and rest, and he was so angry that he didn't know what to say about him, and he was not the same as Lu Bu, Lu Bu could still take advantage of the excuse of food, Yang Jian couldn't eat this set at all, and someone lent me 4,000 yuan a few days ago......

Now it looks natural to go to the ring, and there is only one You Heng left, but this thing is a nerd, he begged me to go, I didn't dare to let him go, don't wait a while He wore it from the Three Kingdoms to modern times, and he wore it back in a few days after he came to the ring......

"Hey!" Bai Qi sighed, got out of the crowd and said, "It seems that I am still the only one who has gone out." ”

"You!" I looked him up and down, just his shape, the skin was wrinkled like a Shar Pei, he took off his shirt and the pleats on his body were like a moving tree, although I knew he was fighting very well, but who would dare to fight with him? 不ηŸ₯β—Ž+dǐngβ—Ž+diǎnβ—Ž+ε°β—Ž+say,.Β’.o←s_(); The Taoist still thinks that I have taken him to slander people......

"Forget it, no one will dare to do anything with you if you go." I'm also dizzy by them, I usually feel that these people are better than the other, but when it comes to the critical moment, there is no one who can be used, what is this?

Bai Qi was not happy when he heard it: "What, are you afraid that I won't be able to beat those kids?" ”

I frowned: "It's not a question of whether you can beat or not, do you know that key people don't dare to fight you?" With your appearance, we should almost return it to the underworld, and whoever beats you is not lacking in heart......"

Yang Jian sneered when he heard it beside him: "Mingzi, I found that your brain is not crooked, if he wants to go, you can take him there." ”

I pointed at Yang Jian with a white hand and said, "No, Erlang God, didn't you listen to what I just said?" Who does he fight with? ”

Yang Jian sighed: "I see that your brain is blocked by cement, and you have an appointment to play three games, right?" ”

I nodded and replied, "yes, what's wrong?" ”

Yang Jian poked my head with his finger: "Then three games must be three wins and two wins, Zhao Kuo and Lu Bu win two games, do you still need to do it with others?" He just made up the numbers, do you understand? ”

As soon as he picked out the words, I suddenly realized, and slapped my head: "Yes, why didn't I think of it." ”

The matter of fighting in the ring was finally decided, and there was nothing to say all night.

The next day, I got up early in the morning, picked out the leftovers from last night, boiled the porridge, and heated some leftovers, and sat on the sofa waiting for the gods to get up and eat.

As a result, I smoked a cigarette on the sofa and took two puffs, and suddenly found that there was a big problem, although so many people can live in the house now, but my space is too crowded, and everyone usually can't see it when they sit, and there are a few people who stroll around the house.

What about the people who are coming next?

Listening to Li Jing's meaning, there must be a lot of people behind, what should I do then? You can't just hang a hanger outside the house when it's time to sleep, right?

Thinking about this, the originally good mood was suddenly shattered by reality.

Sitting on the sofa in a depressed mood and trying to find a way, Lu Bu was the first to get up at this time, he was big, and when he was dressing, he slammed his butt twice on the bed board, this action scared me so much that I didn't swallow the filter...... I think the bed seems to have collapsed......

With his physique, he would have been fine if he fell, but if the bed was going to break, he would have to pay for a new one, and now that it was time to break it for a penny, I couldn't afford to toss.

"Wake up so early?" Lu Bu said hello to me, then got out of bed and did a chest expansion exercise, and walked directly to the toilet when he was done, I put out the cigarette butt in the ashtray, and said, "Brother Lu, can you be a little lighter when you get out of bed next time?" This bed costs more than 200 yuan. ”

Lu Bu pouted at me: "You should have changed your broken bed a long time ago, and you didn't dare to turn over at night, for fear that your sleep would collapse and fall down and crush Bai Qi, if you want me to say that you change the diǎn material, don't be afraid to sleep all day long, and I found that after you came, I became shorter." ”

He said this inexplicably, and I picked at my head to figure out what he meant: "Short? Why, are you still shrinking? ”

Lu Bu sneered: "Shrink a fart, this bed is too short, I can only pout and sleep, and my back is sleeping......"

We didn't say a word there, his voice was very loud, and no one else could sleep, so I started to get up in twos and threes, and when I saw that they were all up, I brought out the porridge that had been boiled.

A group of people came to get a bowl of porridge, and I was about to start eating with a bowl, but I didn't move my chopsticks yet, and suddenly I realized that the atmosphere didn't seem quite right this morning.

These people came to eat without washing!

"What's going on with you guys this morning? Why don't you wash your face? I was strange, and as soon as I opened my mouth, I said on the side: "We still want to wash, but the toilet is occupied, what can we do?" ”

When I flushed the toilet and looked at it, I wondered, "Who's in the toilet?" ”

"Zhao Kuobei." After Bai Qi finished speaking, he buried his head in drinking porridge, ignoring me, I got up and walked to the door of the toilet, knocked on the door and said, "Zhao Kuo, are you on your side?" ”

"Yes...... It's me ......" The response in the toilet was Zhao Kuo, but listening to his voice, it felt as if it was very painful.

"Are you asleep in it? Why didn't you come out for half a day? ”

I was still joking, but what he said next made me unable to laugh:

"I ...... I have diarrhea, ...... today I'm afraid I'm ...... in today's ring I'm afraid I won't be able to go......

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Tomorrow is the main event, super long, today's transition will be short, maybe the state is not good, everyone forgive me