This Bai Qi is also old and confused, how can there be a person who looks like braised pork, I didn't listen to the pull, what does the person who came look like, don't you know if you go upstairs and see?

We entered the door one after the other, Zhu Houzhao must still be a little jealous of what I told him about the house full of gods, he walked to the back a little nervously, I just pushed the door into the living room, and the scene in front of me almost didn't vomit out a mouthful of old blood......

This TM is where people live, it's just a garbage heap, Lei Zi and San'er are like no one, one watches TV and the other plays games, and that You Heng, standing at the window like a zombie, he has never seen him move his position, but Du Fu is a good person, and he is cleaning up the house with a feather duster.

Seeing me come back, he hurriedly jumped in front of me and hugged us on the shoulders: "Ouch, why did you come back, two people came just now, and they couldn't help but say that they would do it when they entered the house, I have never seen such unreasonable." ”

I replied with an 'oh' sound, and then glanced around the room: "What about people, why didn't you see it?" ”

"It's closed to that house." Old man Du pointed to the toilet with his hand, then turned his head to Bai Qi and said, "Old Bai, have you finished the kitchen?" When I was done, I came over and helped me clean the living room, it was too messy. ”

Bai Qi patted his head: "Not yet, are you coming back with this unknown son?" You get busy first, and I'll come over and help you when I'm done. ”

After Bai Qi finished speaking, he turned his head and came out of the door, seeing that the two old men were so old and busy, I was also reluctant to go, and I didn't know if it was because I was used to calling the great god or what, so I slapped Zhu Houzhao with a reflexive slap: "What are you doing?" Didn't you see that the two uncles were busy? Hand in hand. ”

Zhu Houzhao obviously didn't react, and after a while, he said: "You are too presumptuous, I am the Ninth Five-Year Supreme, have you seen the Son of Heaven of which dynasty and which generation cleaned the guards......"

"Lift your feet."

Before Zhu Houzhao finished speaking, Du Fu took a dun cloth and dragged it around under his feet, and he subconsciously pinched the dragon robe and flashed to the side: "Can you look at it, old man, my clothes can take five or six hundred people for two years to make, which is equivalent to nearly a thousand taels of silver......

"What!" I was shocked when I heard this, the clothes on this bastard were close to the current more than 600,000 according to the purchasing power of the Wanli years...... This is too exaggerated, I never thought that a few days ago, Lei Zi gave Lao Wu a knife, and as a result, that knife cut down more than 600,000 ......

I now have 600,000 yuan to worry about food......

"Your rags are so expensive?"

Zhu Houzhao dusted off his dragon robe with a proud face: "I'm not talking about the question of high and low, the key is that this dress is dirty and I didn't change it, do you know?" I didn't know if I would be able to come to you after I died, and I didn't bring a change of ...... at the time."

Listening to him mean that he was going out to play with death, and he forgot to bring a change of clothes......

I'm sweating, but now I don't have the time to talk to him about the dragon robe, I have to see who ate the bear's heart leopard dares to go to my house to smash things, you know, I don't have much money in my pocket now, I really want to smash a stool and table, I don't have the money to replace a new one, you said that when the time comes, a room of historical celebrities squatting on the ground to eat looks awkward!

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and I pushed the toilet door in anger, but before I could get mad, a person suddenly appeared in front of me, this person was wearing armor all over his body, and he looked like an ancient general, but the moment my eyes fell on his face, the anger in my chest suddenly seemed to be suddenly doused with a basin of cold water, not only did I not get angry, but I almost couldn't hold back my laughter.

This looks like braised pork, this is clearly a dragon fruit with a green hat......

"You...... Who are you? ”

Although the person in front of me seemed very unfamiliar, I vaguely associated him with another person in my mind.

Yes, looking at the thousands of years of history in China, who can match Luo Guanzhong's sentence "Nine feet long, two feet long, face like heavy dates, lips like grease, red phoenix eyes, lying silkworm eyebrows, dignified appearance, majestic" worthy of the number!

Naturally, there is only 'contempt for Wu Chenruo's child, he will dare to be bullied when he goes alone, Yun Chang stops and Shi is brave, and when the wine is still warm, he kills Huaxiong! 'The beautiful bearded man, the martial saint Guan Yu!

Although I'm not sure that the person in front of me is Guan Yu, it seems that he can only be worthy of this look......

At the moment when I spoke, 'Dragon Fruit' also turned his head to look at me, although he was tied up like a dumpling at this time, but the look of not being angry and arrogant still shocked me a little uncomfortable.

In the toilet, in addition to the dragon fruit that was bundled together, there was also a Zhao Kuo and Lu Bu who had done the duty of guarding, and to my surprise, there was also Li Cunxiao, the first god of war in the Tang Dynasty looked back at me when he heard my voice, and then began to rummage in the toilet again, and said to me in a somewhat hurried tone: "What about the thorny shell you used when you tied me up last time, hurry up and find me some, I have to let them see what kind of price we should pay for this wilderness." ”

Seeing that their military coats were all torn to tatters, I knew that Li Cunxiao's words were insincere, and on the first day he came to me, he threw a room of people downstairs without asking, so he was embarrassed to say that others were wild......

However, their clothes were indeed torn too much, and it can be seen that even if they are the first god of war in the Three Kingdoms, the first god of war in the remnant Tang Dynasty, and Zhao Kuo, who is counted as a phone bill, the strength of the three of them is still not bargaining in the hands of the two newcomers, so you can imagine how amazing the skills of these two people are.

I wanted to go directly to the toilet to take a closer look, but my toilet was not big, and now there are some big men in it, how can I plug in the foot!

I couldn't enter the house for a while, so I could only stand at the door and say hello to Lu Bu: "Brother Fengxian, who is this red-faced man?" Could it be that ......?"

"Who else could it be, Guan Yun Changbei!"

, it's really the martial saint Guan Yu!

Lu Bu covered his face with his hand at this time, it seemed that his cheeks were a little swollen, he should have been beaten by Guan Yu and them when he was fighting just now: "This person is too unreasonable, the things in his previous life are still making trouble with me, I saw that when they entered the house, I didn't have any deep hatred and hatred, and I wanted to shake hands with them and make peace, but they were good, and they came up and beat me." ”

As he spoke, he removed his covered hand, pointed to his cheek, and said, "What do you think of me?" ”

I took a closer look at his face swollen bigger than a goose egg, because he had been beaten for a while, now the place where he was beaten is not only swollen, but also there is blood coagulation around him, and it looks like a goose warm stone, Lu Bu himself is quite handsome, although he has gained some weight after coming to me, but he can always be said to be heroic and dignified, but now look at it, how can he still match the handsome word? This is simply the original form of the goose warm stone......

Li Cunxiao was waiting for me to find him a durian shell, but now he saw that I was gossiping with Lu Bu, and he said with a little dissatisfaction: "What are you talking about, what I asked you to find." ”

As soon as I heard that the one who was tied up was actually my idol Guan Yu, I didn't care if I was squeezed in the toilet, and I was about to step forward to untie Guan Yu: "What are you looking for, quickly loosen it, this TM is my idol martial saint Guan Yunchang, you Tang Dynasty people haven't heard of it?" ”

"What do I care about him, Guan Yun is long, Guan Yun is short, and when he comes up, he will do it, so can I spare him?"

Hearing Li Cunxiao call his name indiscriminately, Guan Yu was not in a hurry, although he was tied up, he just glanced at Li Cunxiao coldly, and his eyes were full of arrogance! I looked at it and felt uncomfortable, this is the first righteous person in the ages, sealed with gold and seals, riding alone for thousands of miles, and a martial saint who is not brave enough for ten thousand people, he is also unlucky, a Lu Bu is already invincible in the world, and now there is a Li Cunxiao who is even more powerful than Lu Bu, the dignified Hanshou Pavilion Marquis, and the Five Tiger Generals of Shu were actually tied up and thrown in the toilet, how annoying is this......

However, he didn't speak, it doesn't mean that others don't speak, as soon as Li Cunxiao's voice fell, I heard a rough voice from behind Guan Yu: "I don't have the courage to take advantage of my tongue, I have the ability to let go of my grandfather, let's fight for another three hundred rounds." ”

I forgot the sound of the next chong talking, I don't know if I look at it and I was startled, behind Guan Yu, at this time, there was a black-faced man who was also tied up, this person had a red bun top, I don't know if it was a hat, but he was wearing a thin cloth shirt, looking at the style should be ancient underwear, this person has a dark face, the muscles all over his body are like steel and iron, and the most impressive thing should be his beard!

The beard looked like a cactus......

I pointed at him and couldn't laugh and cry: "Isn't this Li Kui'......?"

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I've wanted to break out lately (to be continued.) )