"I've never seen such a slamming door, how can you use fish to mean it? Don't talk about sending fish, and give you half a box of water, this box can be used as a bathtub no matter how big it is, he wants us to go back while taking a bath! ”

Zhu Houzhao didn't forget to chew his tongue angrily when he returned to the time and space tunnel, in his life, he had been a bad debt emperor for sixteen years, and what he said was naturally not good, I frowned and said: "Don't be crooked, you are not a good thing, don't you think you also fished as a treasure and sold it to the officials below?" You're embarrassed to say people. ”

In fact, I just said it, and I still agree with Zhu Houzhao in my heart, although I also know that this koi can't stay out of the water for a long time, Zhang Shun is afraid that we will take home this fish is not fresh, after all, he doesn't know where I live and how far away, so he kindly got a cabinet with half a cabinet of water...... But he didn't expect that Zhu Houzhao and I could lift this body, yes, having the strength to move bricks on the construction site for a day to earn fish money is more reliable than saving Song Jiang! At least moving bricks isn't life-threatening, right?

Zhu Houzhao should be called Zhu Houyan, his cheeks are really thick enough, listen to me that he is not, not only did he not get angry, but he raised his neck: "What's wrong with selling fish?" I think that the whole world was mine, was it wrong for me to sell my own things? ”

"So you feudal emperors should be communist, everything is yours, do you still want the common people to live? Wherever you go, you look at someone you like and say, 'This is mine,' and then it's yours, and your wife is yours, and your land is yours, why don't you say that his father is yours too? ”

"It's too much, no matter what I say, it's also the Ninety-Five Supreme, and it's not too much to give you even the Nine Clans what you just said."

"Pull it down, you haven't paid your food expenses, you put a chicken feather score with me, pay attention to what you say in the future, be careful that I don't give you food." I looked disdainful, squinted at him with a false squint: "There is another thing, there are more awesome characters in my family, don't be negative all day long, converge, the Warring States God of Killing Bai Qi and the remnant Tang God of War Li Cunxiao are all masters who kill people without blinking, if you want to make them unhappy one day, don't blame me for not greeting you in advance." ”

Zhu Houzhao's face froze, and then he smiled: "I have heard of these two people, they are really powerful, if you can make them give you an official to play without bullying me, how about it?" ”

"Come on, don't you want to give me a bait to lead you back to the Ming Dynasty? I'm not fooled, you've only been here for a day, don't even think about it, and, don't be me, I'm annoyed, we don't have an emperor now, didn't I tell you just now, if you want to be beaten again, it's your own. Halfway through the sentence, I suddenly remembered something: "By the way, I have one thing that I have forgotten to ask, the people who can come to me have died tragically, how can you be sent here even if you have a cold and died?" ”

"I also died a tragic death, you don't know!" Zhu Houzhao showed a look of surprise.

"Didn't you learn how to fish, then fall into the water and catch a cold and die?"

"You have a problem with this history, think about it, I ...... I'm sorry, it's a little hard to adapt for a while, I was still leading people to fight everywhere back then, and my physical condition is better than yours, will you die because of choking? Have you ever heard of a summer swimmer who dies of illness? ”

I was shocked, Zhu Houzhao is talking about this thing in history, if what he said is true, then I should be the first modern person to know the cause of his death: "You mean that you were killed in the end?" ”

"Let's just say that, it doesn't matter anyway, it's all dead."

He can think about it, but he really doesn't care about anything in his life, thinking that Zhang Yong just took the crime of the great eunuch Liu Jin and ran to him to denounce it, but he didn't care about life or death, and finally Zhang Yong made a killer move, saying that your country is almost gone, and he also said that it doesn't matter, play with him......

Of course, in the end, if he hadn't figured out that he was gone, he would have no place to play, and he probably wouldn't have mattered......

"It's not a question of whether it matters or not, I just want to know who was so bold back then, even the emperor dared to do it."

Zhu Houzhao smiled: "Who can there be, the people around you." ”

It dawned on me, "Oh! It can't be your favorite Jiang Bin, right? I said that you are really, you are an emperor, why do you have nothing to do with those subordinates all day long? The ...... that made the entire Ming Dynasty miserable"

As soon as I said half of my words, Zhu Houzhao waved his hand to stop it, and the goods stopped and looked at me a little playfully: "In your eyes, only powerful ministers will use means, and only bad people will hurt people, right?" ”

For a while, I couldn't understand what he meant, so I nodded heartily, and I said blankly, "Did I say something wrong?" ”

Zhu Houzhao shook his head gently, with an unpredictable smile on his face: "I ...... I really envy you, you haven't been in the whirlpool since you were born, you can live very calmly, be a true self, you won't know what it's like to be born in the emperor's family, and you don't need to go through the torture you don't want to suffer, you can make your own decisions in life, you don't know how jealous I am of you, I ascended the throne at the age of fourteen, and reigned for sixteen years, although it was useless, but I didn't make any big mistakes, right? But my death ...... Haha, what I can say is that good people are bad, that's what makes them ruthless, okay, don't talk about these heavy topics, hurry back to the palace to eat fish......"

From 2016 to the Song Dynasty, in just one day, I have gone through 900 years of history, when I walked out of the time tunnel, if I wasn't so tired as a dog, I would have thought that yesterday's qiē was a dream of Nan Ke, yes, in one day, I have also experienced life and death, if it weren't for the familiar reading of the Water Margin, knowing the episode between Dai Zong and Song Jiang, I would be a dead man now!

I really don't want to repeat such a dangerous experience.

As soon as I stepped into the courtyard, Bai Qi found me on the second floor, and the old man rushed out of the kitchen with an exclamation, hugged my arm in a panic and said, "Where have you been this day?" Why are you only coming back now? ”

I stuffed the fish sent by Zhang Shun into his hand: "Eat this tonight, let me tell you first, these fish are not easy, they have not been killed for more than 900 years, and they are also the king of fish, by the way, let me introduce you, this is an emperor in later generations, Xiao Zhu." ”

"Luo Zhixiang? Why doesn't it look like the one on TV! ”

I sweated: "It has nothing to do with that little pig, this is another one." ”

Bai Qi just let out a faint 'oh', and after taking the fish, his tightly knit brows were not unraveled: "I still care about eating fish, didn't you hear me just talking to you?" I'm dying in a hurry, you know. ”

I looked indifferent: "What's the hurry, won't I just leave for a day?" What's the matter, the food bill is gone? ”

Bai Qi sighed: "Oh my God, what does this have to do with money?" Something happened at home. ”

It is estimated that there is something really wrong with making such a calm old man like this, I immediately put away my hippie smile and said solemnly: "What's wrong?" ”

"Hey!" Bai Qi sighed: "Just now, about half an hour ago, Li Xianren brought someone here again, two people, one wearing a red hat and the other wearing a green hat, the two of them just entered the house, but they lifted the table and fell into the stool in the house, smashed it with a bucket, and beat people!" ”

"A red hat and a green hat?"

What he said made me listen to a cloud and a mountain of fog, a red hat and a green hat! I have the impression that this combination is only Super Mario......

But it's definitely impossible for Super Mario to come, so who are these two things?

Picking at the back of my head, I still can't remember how two people in history would have such a dress, and I couldn't figure it out after thinking for a long time, so I had to ask: "What are the characteristics of those two?" ”

Bai Qi nodded fiercely: "Yes, the one who wears the red hat is as black as the honeycomb coal, I don't know if I think the honeycomb coal wears a hat, and the green hat is ......."

"What's wrong with the cuckold?"

Bai Qi spread his hands: "Have you ever seen braised pork......" -

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Ask for a ticket (to be continued.) )