When Li Cunxiao heard me say this, his face turned green at that time, even if he didn't know what a durian was, but looking at the thorns on his body, he also knew that this thing was hot, after all, he had already eaten the loss of cactus before......

When I spoke, Lei Zhenzi was drinking water, and after listening to me, he vomited on the ground with a 'poof', pointed to the durian in my hand and said, "This ...... This thing is so big, how can you fit it in? ”

I was speechless: "It's not stuffed in his asshole, it's tied to the ass ......"

Bai Qi walked up to me with a hand behind his back, poked the durian shell with his fingertips, and said, "This thing is hard and heavy, how can you tie it?" ”

"Come, Leizi, come here." I didn't reply to Bai Qi's words, and beckoned to Lei Zhenzi.

Seeing that I called him, Lei Zhenzi looked dazed, but still came over: "What's wrong?" ”

I pointed to the durian and said, "You have a lot of strength, do me a favor and break this thing and break it along the seams." ”

"What's this?" Lei Zhenzi's face was full of curiosity, and he took the durian in his hand and played back and forth, maybe it was me who sang mysteriously, and even Nezha and You Heng couldn't help but be curious.

"You don't care what it is, just break it open."

Lei Zhenzi nodded, supported the crack in the middle of the durian with two hands, and slammed it, he had great strength, and instantly broke the durian into two petals, but he hadn't smelled the durian, due to the proximity, the smell emitted by the fruit instantly filled his nasal cavity, this thing, you can't smell it if you don't understand.

"Uh......" Lei Zhenzi was nauseous, pointed at me and said, "Jiang Xiaoming, you yin me ......"

Bai Qi and Nezha also covered their noses and hurriedly flashed to the side: "Ouch, hey! What does this smell like......"

In fact, this durian is like stinky tofu, you smell uncomfortable, it tastes different, and the mountain cannon at home has never seen it, so it is naturally a little unbearable for a while.

The only ones who can keep their composure on the scene are You Heng and me, this thing just frowned, but he stood still with his neck tilted and didn't move, Bai Qi gave him a thumbs up: "The mad god is the mad god, Mount Tai collapsed in front of him and his face did not change, amazing!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, you Heng's mouth 'uh' instantly spit out his body, no matter what he did, this thing was like standing in a military posture, never bending over, and there was no warning, which was unguardable......

They left me speechless: "No, does it smell that bad?" ”

"What do you think?" Bai Qi covered his nose and returned to the table, looked at the durian that was broken open to reveal the yellow kernels, and said, "But it stinks, but I'm surprised, how did the poop in the middle of this jar pull in?" I think it was sealed quite tightly before! ”

"Hey! It's not a jar, it's a fruit...... "I have a waterfall sweat on my head, and my imagination is rich enough."

They didn't believe it for a long time, and in the end I couldn't help it, pinched a piece of fruit pulp and ate it in front of them, and these people gathered again in disbelief, I have to say that Bai Qi's desire to explore new things is stronger than anyone else, although he has always been vigilant about the smell of durian, but in the end he couldn't help but be curious, poked a little bit with his finger, pinched his nose and sent it to his mouth.

He had been frowning before he tasted it, but as soon as the durian was in his mouth, Bai Qi suddenly smiled, and the folds on his face were like freshly chewed sugar cane: "Heh! This stuff is delicious! ”

When he shouted, the whole room couldn't stand it, and they all picked the durian to eat, and it took less than ten minutes to eat, and my traffic of more than four catties was eaten so that there was an empty shell......

"Mingzi, this thing is delicious, if you go out one day, you will buy some back." Lei Zhenzi burped and touched his stomach to the sofa like a landlord, how comfortable and comfortable it was, he ate the most!

"It's so beautiful to you, do you know how much this thing costs a pound? If I didn't use it to clean up this Li Cunxiao, I wouldn't dare to buy it, it's too expensive. I tossed the durian shell in my hand: "Okay, you have eaten the things, we should work." ”

Li Cunxiao knew just now that I was going to fix him, this will see me take this durian shell up, he immediately panicked, but is it because he is timid, a person like him, it doesn't matter if you kill him, his head has a big scar, people don't care at all, but if you want to save his face, the nature is different, they regard their name as much more precious than their lives, you said that a generation of famous generals tied a durian on their buttocks, how stupid is it......

"If you dare to mess around, I will be the first to kill you when I escape." At this moment, Li Cunxiao swept away his previous arrogance, stood straight against the wall, and stared at me with angry eyes.

"Cut! Come on, we didn't mess with you at the beginning, and you will be killed when you come up, you are so reckless, then you should be prepared to be rectified. ”

As soon as my voice fell, Nezha and Lei Zhenzi also comprehended, and pressed Li Cunxiao on the bed without saying a word, but the "Book of Tang" described Li Cunxiao as having 'the power of the four elephants', although I think this thing is too mysterious, but in fact Li Cunxiao is indeed extremely powerful, even if Lei Zhenzi and Nezha's mana are lost, but the strength of the body is definitely a different dimension than ordinary people, even so, with their bodies, they can only barely suppress Li Cunxiao.

Seeing that Li Cunxiao was still struggling on the bed board, I knew that Nezha and Lei Zhenzi would not last long, time was pressing, I didn't say a word, I took the sealing glue next to the computer desk and put the prickly end of the durian shell on Li Cunxiao's buttocks, and then tied it up seven or eight times with the sealing glue, and when I was done with all this, I looked at Li Cunxiao's crotch, I almost didn't have fun squirting.

It's like wearing a clear diaper......

Seeing that I finished all this, Nezha and Lei Zhenzi also withdrew to the side, staring at Li Cunxiao gloatingly, they suffered two losses at the hands of Li Cunxiao, and they did not have any pity for Li Cunxiao.

"I'm going to kill you." At this time, Li Cunxiao gritted his teeth and clucked, and the anger in his eyes could not be contained.

"Are we going a little too far?" Bai Qi looked at the scene in front of him a little unbearable, although he had not heard of Li Cunxiao's name, but Li Cunxiao's appearance was also tall and mighty, rich and handsome, and now he was hanging a durian on his buttocks, and the shape was indeed extremely weird.

"Come on, Uncle Bai, I have worked hard to save three years of hard-earned money, and this product will be burned for me without saying a word, this is not counted, and I want to occupy our place as well, so I guess I will have to crack him at that time."

"The car crack is a fart, Lao Tzu was torn apart by the car back then." Li Cunxiao tied durian to his buttocks, and he still had a hard mouth.

"You shut your mouth for me." I waved at him, and then continued to Bai Qi: "Poor people must have something to hate, this Li Cunxiao, he is not worthy of our sympathy at all. ”

"Humph! You are such a despicable person, you are simply untrustworthy and ignorant, how do you understand me? Li Cunxiao didn't wait for Bai Qi to answer, and interjected on the side: "I think that I, Li Cunxiao, fought on the battlefield with the army when I was more than ten years old, fought all my life, and made immortal contributions to my father King Jin, where can I hate?" ”

I glanced at him with disdain and scolded: "Don't brag, your godfather was worthy of you back then, and the marquis paid homage to you didn't give you any benefits, and in the end, because of the instigation of your fourth child, you were treacherous, and you still wanted to set up another mountain, even so, Li Keyong didn't want to kill you back then, and in the end?" It's also your own death, you have been a victorious general on the battlefield for a lifetime, but your interpersonal relationships have failed like a mess, you said that someone had to jump out to help you say good things back then, even if it was half a sentence, your godfather was willing to kill you? Tell me, are you pitiful or hateful, or are you pathetic to TM? ”

In fact, I just said this casually, after all, my impression of him all comes from "The History of the Five Dynasties of the Remnant Tang Dynasty", this kind of thing has been rendered to a certain extent, and the credibility is not high, but it is precisely because of my complaint that Li Cunxiao's eyes turned red and he lowered his head a little sadly.

I never expected that these words would have such an effect, and I wanted to take advantage of the victory to chase after me and scold a few more words, but You Heng poked his waist and eyes behind me.

"Someone's coming."

He usually stands by the window as a glass to play when he has nothing to do, and he is naturally clear about the situation downstairs, hearing him say this, I can't help but feel strange, the courtyard door was locked when I came in, and if someone was going to come, it was likely to be Li Jing and them.

"Don't feel that you are wronged, your ending is all your own finding, I don't even bother to talk about you, think about it yourself."

After counting Li Cunxiao, I was about to go out of the house to see who the person was, but Bai Qi leaned on the window with a surprised face: "How could it be him!" ”

I glanced downstairs, and sure enough, there were two people standing in the courtyard, in addition to Li Jing, there was also a middle-aged man in white armor.

"What, you know?" I was about to ask Bai Qi well, but the man downstairs also saw Bai Qi for the first time, only to see that this person's face changed, and he pointed at Bai Qi and scolded without saying a word: "Old immortal, why are you here!" ”――

Partition -

In the past two days, I have changed some chapters, but in the end it doesn't seem to be smooth, after thinking about it again, Lao Jiu still decided not to change the name, for a little achievement, I changed the dry wool? Isn't there so many people watching every day? Why change your original intention of writing for the sake of grades?