I don't know if this year is to go back to the word or what, since the day I met these immortals, I was unlucky all the time, this is like going to the grave on the Qingming Festival, you originally wanted to sweep the tomb to let the ancestors bless themselves, but it was okay not to sweep, a year of mildew, you said this is TM tomb sweeping or minesweeping......

There are so many moths that can come out of a lunch, although this meal is free, it looks like a bargain, but what is the reality? That face had already made Lei Zhenzi lose his grandmother's house.

At the dinner table, it was basically all Yang Jian and Lei Zhenzi reminiscing about the past, I couldn't interject at all, maybe it was not very appropriate to see me sitting alone in a daze, Yang Jian knocked on the edge of my bowl with chopsticks, and said, "Hey! What do you think about so distracted? Mingzi, let me tell you, I haven't seen Lei Zhenzi for some years, don't take it to heart if I snub you for a while. ”

I took out a cigarette and lit one for myself, and said, "Look at what you said, you talk about yours, don't worry about me." ”

Yang Jian smiled, took one and lit it for himself, he took a deep breath, and then spit out the smoke ring and said to me: "You smoke too much, I can tell you, smoking too much has a high chance of cancer, and it also affects sexual function, you better touch this thing less." ”

Seeing him smoking and telling me that smoking is harmful to my health, I was speechless: "It's really interesting, aren't you smoking too, and you're embarrassed to say that I'm ......"

Yang Jian's face was solemn and said, "Am I the same as you?" I am an immortal, and I have immortal qi to protect my body, but these black things in the mortal world are useless to us? ”

Talking about immortal qi body protection again, I really don't want to mention that yesterday, a group of immortal qi body protectors almost let the mortal Li Cunxiao beat him to death one by one......

"By the way, our Lei Zhenzi is also a figure on the god list, the younger brother of Wuwang Jifa, I look at his old clothes from many years ago, don't pick and search too much, how much give people a decent set."

Hearing Yang Jian say this, I waved my hand: "Come on, it's not like you haven't seen what Bai Qi and You Heng are wearing, I want to dress them better, and they won't be embarrassed when they go out, but where does the money come from?" "Speaking of money, I suddenly remembered that Yang Jian mentioned to me last night that he had no money, so where did he get the 4,000 now?

"Second brother, I shouldn't have asked, you said you didn't have any money last night, where did you get the money today?"

Yang Jianwu lowered his head and smiled, and then said, "Have you forgotten what I am doing now?" ”

"Veterinarian!"

Yang Jian nodded: "Yes, my place not only treats pets, but sometimes also does some foster care or something." ”

What he said doesn't match money at all, even if people send a pet to give money, they won't give 4,000 as soon as they give it, right?

"Does this have anything to do with the four thousand dollars?" I was puzzled.

Yang Jian slapped the table with a bang: "Why doesn't it matter?" Some people go out for a long time when they go out to foster care, so last night I found a buyer overnight and took a guest's dog to sell. ”

I was smoking when he said this, but I almost didn't take a breath when I heard it, and the cigarette choked in my lungs and eyes: "No, what should you do when you sell the dog to someone and find the door?" Aren't you afraid that people will beat you? ”

Yang Jian said with an indifferent face: "What are you afraid of, don't I want to go to your place after a while?" Before leaving, I will hold a funeral for myself, and the identity of the doctor will naturally be gone, who will find a dead man to ask for a dog? ”

I......

Du Nima is so poor that he sells other people's dogs, where does he get the money for the funeral...... But it's not surprising that they are sanctified in the flesh, and they have long been freed from the shackles of time, and they don't often change identities, so the people around them can't treat them as monsters? How can there be a person who will not grow old for a lifetime?

After lunch and chatting for a while, Yang Jian still has to go to work in the afternoon, and I am thinking about You Heng being the host, since we will get along for a long time in the future, there is no need to be tired of being together, I have to go back to do ideological work for You Heng.

On the way home, I happened to meet a durian seller, and when I saw that the price was right, I immediately paid for one, and it wasn't that I was greedy, this thing was mainly bought to clean up Li Cunxiao's thorns, I thought about it last night, this kind of master who beats people and burns money as soon as he appears on the scene must not be tolerated and accommodated, and my sentence that made him restless is not in vain.

As soon as he entered the house, Bai Qi greeted him: "How is it, has the money been borrowed?" ”

I nodded, took out the envelope that Yang Jian gave me from my pocket, and said, "I borrowed it, but I borrowed it, but it wasn't much." ”

"It's better than nothing, let's save some flowers, but then again, we still have to find a way to get some business to do by ourselves, and it is definitely not possible to borrow money to live."

"Forget about doing business, we are a room of people, to be honest, no one really has that brain, but I have eyebrows about making money, I'm afraid you won't be happy."

"What's not to like about making money? Say whatever you want. ”

I didn't want to talk to Bai Qi now, after all, he was a god of killing who had been recorded in history for thousands of years, and he asked him to help people keep vigils, what a big contrast......

But if you carry it and carry it, if you don't work together to make money, how can I resist it alone?

"Do you remember a person named Dong Xiaoya who came two days ago?"

Bai Qi closed his eyes and thought for a while, and said, "Is it the one who comes with a grimace?" ”

"Yes, just him, this person, is a well-known rich businessman in our place, what about him, he is going to work on a project, and told me that he can arrange some people to work there, and I will think about this for our gang to do something."

"Ahh So what kind of errand are you going to arrange for me? Mingzi, I can tell you first, I have fought for most of my life, except for attacking cities and plundering land, I have never done any other work, I have to learn slowly. ”

I was embarrassed to pick at my head and said, "Actually, you don't have to learn to arrange this for you, it's just a vigil ......."

"Vigil?" Bai Qixing had probably never heard this word before, but he saw his blank face and said, "What is this vigil for?" ”

"It's not a serious job, just find a place for you to guard at night, and you can do it without dropping anything."

"Ahh Just look at the guard......"

Bai Qi was also speechless, his reaction was also reasonable, the commanding god of killing went to work for people, and it was difficult for anyone to accept it.

Although Bai Qi is dissatisfied, but I haven't dared to give him the bottom of the old man, at his age, to be honest, it would be good to be able to arrange a vigil, he has no hukou and no ID card, who dares to use him under this condition?

I probably gave him an explanation of the duties of the vigil, but Bai Qi didn't say anything, but Li Cunxiao said disdainfully: "Hmph! Look at the work you did, I wasn't even as good as an ordinary soldier back then. ”

"Shut up." If this grandson hadn't burned my money, would I be like this?

"Aren't you in our hands? Where did the subordinates get the qualifications to lose? ”

It is estimated that my words hurt his self-esteem a little, as a generation of famous generals, there is no doubt that Li Cunxiao has far more ability than mortals, and when he heard me say this, he immediately became anxious: "If you have the ability, you let me go now, if I can't kill you in one face, even if I lose." ”

I threw the durian in my hand and said with a disdainful face: "You are still so arrogant when you are tied up into zongzi?" Any idea what this is? ”

Li Cunxiao raised his neck proudly: "I, Li, have been on the battlefield all my life, and I am not even afraid of death, but I can still be afraid of you with a hammer?" Come on, where are you going to smash? ”

I smiled: "Don't get me wrong, I don't have the courage to kill." ”

Li Cunxiao stared coldly at the durian in my hand: "Then what do you want?" ”

"I want to tie this thing to your ass......

Partition -

The pear blossom wind is clear, the wanderer is looking for spring and half out of the city, the rain is sacrificed in the Mopan Mountain, and the dripping thoughts are repentant.

Today's Qingming, I went back to my hometown to go to the grave, so the update is a little late, and everyone has a lot to include.