Chapter 9: Blind Date Embarrassment (I)
Early the next morning, Shang Zhenwu was immediately pulled up from the bed by his mother Zhang Ting, and he simply didn't give Shang Zhenwu any chance to sleep. I finally followed my students for a winter vacation, but I couldn't even sleep for a lazy night, which is really a tragedy. And when he got up early in the morning, Zhang Ting immediately put on what his mother thought was the most handsome clothes, so that he might be able to "hook up" with a suitable girlfriend, or even a future daughter-in-law. Shang Zhenwu was very speechless about this, but he had to go.
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Shang Zhenwu also came to the address of this blind date party at half past seven, waiting in the Anzhou Hotel. However, he found that he came early, and this blind date activity only started at ten o'clock in the morning, but his mother woke up Shang Zhenwu early in the morning, and it turned out that he arrived at half past seven, and it was quite deserted here.
Shang Zhenwu habitually took out his mobile phone to play, anyway, playing with his mobile phone in his spare time, that is also their habit. Shang Zhenwu first habitually opened WeChat, and then prepared to see who was in the circle of friends. However, he found that those friends were not online, so naturally there was nothing to talk to.
"Tragedy, forget it, let's shake it and see who's nearby!" Shang Zhenwu thought.
"Jingle bell!"
With a crisp sound, Shang Zhenwu found that he immediately shook a person, and according to the show, this person was actually more than twenty meters near him, which surprised him very much. Shang Zhenwu looked around, but he didn't find anyone, and he felt a little strange.
"Dude, where are you?" Shang Zhenwu took the initiative to say to the new person.
The man replied immediately; "Oh, great, finally someone is here. It seems that you are only more than 20 meters away from me, are you also at the Anzhou Hotel? ”
"Yes!" Shang Zhenwu replied.
"Brother, help! I've got something going on, help me out. I shook for half an hour, squatting and my legs were numb, and finally someone came. Hurry up and get some toilet paper and send it to the toilet, I'm in a hurry! ”
Shang Zhenwu's head was full of black lines, and someone actually came to this Anzhou Hotel early in the morning to, and he forgot to bring toilet paper. However, adhering to the idea of helping the rivers and lakes in an emergency, he can help, plus a toilet paper is nothing, and then he also took the initiative to take the toilet paper.
As a result, when that person finally solved the problem of the three urgency of the person, he immediately came out.
"Hey, it's comfortable, I can't stand it after squatting for half an hour!"
Shang Zhenwu saw that this person was about forty years old, he seemed to be relatively energetic, and he had a bearing in a high position, so Shang Zhenwu also felt that this person was extraordinary.
"Brother, why don't you just call the service desk?" Shang Zhenwu asked.
"Oops, I don't remember the phone!"
Shang Zhenwu asked again: "Then why don't you shout loudly?" I think as long as you're willing to shout loudly, I'm afraid the waiter will hear it! “
"Well, if you shout loudly, there are too many people who know, and how embarrassing it will be to spread it when the time comes! If too many people know that I am a ...... Well, when the time comes, too many people will know that I didn't bring toilet paper to the toilet, then how ashamed I am, I will become the laughing stock of the whole city! Don't talk about this! So, in order to avoid too many people knowing, I can only shake it through this WeChat shake method to see if there is anyone nearby who can help me. The middle-aged man said.
"Dude, what is your identity? Afraid of becoming the laughing stock of the city? What's more, you are in your forties, and you can actually play WeChat? Shang Zhenwu asked.
"What? Is it shameful to play WeChat in your forties? This year, I'm going to grab red envelopes! ”
Shang Zhenwu immediately replied: "It's okay, just talk about it!" Excuse me, man, what is your last name? Are you here for the blind date organized by Deputy Secretary Lin today? “
"Oh? You're here for a blind date, too? The man asked, somewhat surprised.
"yes!" Shang Zhenwu replied.
"Since you're here for a blind date, then you should be a staff member of the party department or their children, you don't know me?" The middle-aged man asked.
"Oh, why should I know you? However, I have only been back in Anzhou for a few days, and I have been studying at Tiannan Normal University before! Shang Zhenwu said.
"It turned out that I had just come back, and I had to know me! But speaking of which, you're also my alumnus! I also graduated from Tiannan Normal University, where I studied physics. It's a pity that I haven't used it for many years now, and it's all returned to the teacher! The middle-aged man smiled wryly.
Shang Zhenwu immediately asked, "Then this senior, what do you call you?" ”
"Oh? My surname is Lin, you can call me Lao Lin. Seeing that you're here early in the morning, there doesn't seem to be anyone, why don't we go and order a few snacks and drink a glass or two? Lao Lin took the initiative to invite and said.
"Okay, I'm idle! I came on a blind date early this morning, and I was really speechless! Shang Zhenwu said.
The two ordered two snacks and two beers, and then chatted while drinking here.
"Lao Lin! You're here for this blind date too? Are you here for your children? Shang Zhenwu asked.
"Well, I only have one daughter, but I'm afraid I can't come yet, it will take a few years before I can go on a blind date, he's just a high school student now, it's impossible to come on a blind date!" Lao Lin said.
Shang Zhenwu then asked, "Then why are you here?" ”
Lao Lin thought for a while and asked rhetorically: "What do you think Deputy Secretary Lin thinks about organizing this blind date this time?" ”
Shang Zhenwu drank a glass of wine, then felt red in the face, and then asked a little openly: "Lao Lin, do you want to listen to my truth or lies?" ”
"What about the truth, what about the lies?" Lao Lin asked.
Shang Zhenwu continued: "For the sake of you being my senior brother, I will tell you. If it is a lie, then it is the good of Deputy Secretary Lin, for the benefit of our young generation, for the consideration of our young generation, it is the care of the organization, and we are grateful to Dade. ”
"Oh?" The corners of Lao Lin's mouth twitched, and then asked, "What about the truth?" ”
"To tell the truth, that is, this Deputy Secretary Lin is really a dog and a mouse to meddle in things!" Shang Zhenwu snorted again.
Shang Zhenwu, who drank a glass of wine again, obviously didn't notice that the corner of Lao Lin's mouth twitched again.
"Lao Lin, I heard that your daughter is a high school student? How's it going? Shang Zhenwu asked.
Lao Lin also returned to his normal expression, and said: "Of course, the academic performance is good, and I also got a full score in the Chinese course last semester, and I also entered the top ten in the grade!" ”
"Oh? Not bad! Shang Zhenwu replied. 】
Lao Lin continued: "My daughter loves music, but she has no interest in politics in the future, which makes me a little helpless! ”
"Lao Lin, look at what you said, do you have to go into politics? The road of development in this world has gone, so why do you have to go into politics? It's not bad to make some music, it's better than going to that government all day lifeless. Otherwise, how many young years have been wasted there, how miserable would it be? And the music is also good, I just like girls who can sing and know music. After all, such a girl must have a good taste for life, so I think a girl who can play music should be a good girlfriend. Shang Zhenwu said.
When Shang Zhenwu drank a glass of beer again, he immediately blurted out: "Lao Lin, why don't you try me and see if I can be your daughter's boyfriend?" ”
"You-" Lao Lin was suddenly surprised, Shang Zhenwu would actually say this, and then couldn't help complaining: "My daughter is only sixteen or seventeen, you actually have this kind of thought?" Are you the legendary Lolicon? ”
"Oh, Lao Lin! You actually know the word lolicon, it seems that don't look at you in your forties, your thinking is quite trendy! Do you want to show me a picture of your daughter, and I'll give you a thumbs up when the time comes! Shang Zhenwu said.
But Lao Lin shook his head and said, "Forget it, I don't have the habit of showing babies!" ”
"Oh? Lao Lin, which school is your daughter in? Shang Zhenwu asked.
"Study in Anzhou No. 6 Middle School!" Lao Lin said.
"Oh? Anzhou No. 6 Middle School, that's a coincidence, I also happen to be a teacher in Anzhou No. 6 Middle School! Shang Zhenwu replied.
"Oh? You are a teacher at Kishishu No. 6 Middle School! Lao Lin asked.
"I'm a newcomer, I've only been here for a few days, and I was studying in Anzhou No. 6 Middle School back then. Now these juniors and sisters are really different from one generation to another. They actually dared to toast to me, a teacher, and it was even terrifying! It is said that in the wine shop, you must be careful of three kinds of people, one is to comb pigtails, and the other is to take pills, and to be red-faced. And I really almost got hit, there is a female classmate named Lin Tingting, I thought that a female classmate could not drink much, but I was almost unlucky a few days ago. She said that his father made him not drink at all, and as a result, he drank better than anyone else. After a drink, he said that the wine glass does not stick to the wine! A good girl on weekdays, but I was almost scared to death when I actually drank. After drinking a few glasses of wine, she actually dared to fight with me, the teacher, but I, the teacher, almost didn't fight her female students, I really had nothing to say. You say, what kind of person is his father, who actually raised a barrel daughter? In my opinion, her father was definitely not a good thing, drinking all day long, and as a result, he raised his daughter into a wine barrel. ”
That Lao Lin's face suddenly darkened, and then he reluctantly said: "There is no way, some people's families are like this, and they are sent every day, and as a result, their family members have been exposed to too much alcohol since childhood." But I didn't expect her to be so drinkable. On weekdays, she looks like a good daughter in front of me, but why is there such a big gap in other places? ”
Shang Zhenwu said: "Lao Lin, it's not strange that everyone hides themselves on weekdays. But after pouring a few cups of cat urine, all the nature came out, which is also a drunken spit! ”
Shang Zhenwu then drank another glass of beer.
"It seems that when you are drunk, you are talking about it! If it weren't for you, I wouldn't know the specifics! Lao Lin suddenly asked with a smile.
But at this time, a young woman's voice suddenly asked: "Dad, I brought you paper, didn't you just say on the phone that you didn't bring paper to the toilet, so I sent it thousands of miles away!" ”
"Oh? Daughter, you're here, he got it for me just now! Lao Lin said.
And the girl saw Shang Zhenwu and immediately asked, "Oh, Mr. Shang, why are you?" How do you drink with my dad? ”
"Huh? Is it Lin Tingting? Why are you here? Shang Zhenwu asked.
This girl is Lin Tingting, and it was obvious that she was delivering paper to this old Lin just now. It seems that this Lao Lin not only asked for help through WeChat, but also called his family and asked them to send some toilet paper quickly.
"I'm here to deliver toilet paper to my dad!" Lin Tingting said.
And that old Lin immediately said: "Tingting, this is a teacher in your school, you can take care of him for me!" ”
Lao Lin turned his head to Shang Zhenwu and said, "Hehe, boy, I want to be my son-in-law, and I'm a little tender!" At least not yet! ”
Lao Lin soon left, and then Lin Tingting took the initiative to ask, "Teacher Shang, why are you here?" How do you drink with my dad? ”
"It's okay, I just met your father, I didn't expect him to be one of my senior brothers, and I had a few drinks with him. What's your dad's name? Shang Zhenwu said.
Lin Tingting immediately said: "My father's name is Lin Fuyuan!" ”
"Lin Fuyuan? Lin Fuyuan, how did I hear my father mention this name? It seems that the deputy secretary of the municipal party committee is also called Lin Fuyuan, right? Shang Zhenwu said suddenly.
And Lin Tingting nodded and said: "My father is also the deputy secretary of the municipal party committee!" ”
"What? Lao Lin was actually the deputy secretary of the Municipal Party Committee just now? Shang Zhenwu asked.
"Yes! But Mr. Shang, don't say it, I don't have many people in school who know about it, and my dad won't let me say it casually! Lin Tingting said.
"That old Lin just now is Deputy Secretary Lin? Then I told him about those ...... just now," Shang Zhenwu thought.
"Poof!" Shang Zhenwu suddenly sat on the ground, and then almost cried, saying: "Really, after drinking a few cups of cat urine, I said everything, it turned out that I was the one who vomited the truth after drinking!" ”
Shang Zhenwu really regretted it, he actually drank two cups of "cat urine" just now and said everything, didn't he directly tell this Deputy Secretary Lin everything? I really hit the muzzle of the gun, and I was really unlucky today.
"Teacher Shang, what did Dad say just now? Said you want to be his son-in-law? What's going on with this? Could it be that Mr. Shang wants to fall in love with me? Ling Tingting suddenly asked embarrassedly, obviously this matter made her very shy.
Shang Zhenwu immediately shook his head and said, "Don't mention this, I'm in trouble this time." Son-in-law? I'm rubbing, it's really going to die now! ”
Shang Zhenwu really couldn't help but secretly call unlucky, he encountered an embarrassing incident when he first came on a blind date this time. And he didn't know that he would encounter some embarrassing things next.