Three thousand weak water, only take one scoop to drink!

So what if this scoop of water is not satisfied? Would you rather not?

If the water is like you, half a scoop is enough. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

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On a sunny day, thousands of miles in the sky, with a violent "boom" explosion, a large round pit suddenly smashed out of a large round pit in the hundred-square-meter open space between the bamboo forests of a certain world.

Smoke billowed from the pit, the wreckage was scattered, and soon a woman with an oily face, hair standing on end, and dirty was crawling out.

The woman was half-lying on the edge of the pit, her mouth was deflated, and she wanted to cry without tears.

"Really! ~Really! How did you do it? Why don't you look at the front of the dots! ”

However, there was no response to what the woman shouted.

This woman's name is Buddha, English name fox, from the planet of the stars, with a strange ability, just rescued the Empress Dowager Feng of the Northern Wei Dynasty back, but she didn't want to encounter a comet rainstorm in the interstellar shuttle.

She and Zhenzhen were chatting casually, but they didn't notice the comet attack, and then, like that, they were tricked.

As for Zhenzhen, she is a good friend of the Buddha and a part-time shuttle, and she is a ~ highly intelligent, human-shaped, and changeable explosive robot developed by Xingxing.

"Really!? Really!? ”

The civet shouted twice, but there was no response at all.

"It can't be broken, right?"

Buddha embarrassment.

It's really her only tool to travel through time and space, if it's really bad, then she may ~ have no way to go back!

The civet hurriedly retracted his head and touched the pit for a long time.

After a while, the tanuki pulled out a notebook from the pit.

Her notebook here is not a laptop, but a real pen-notebook for writing.

Of course, this is not an ordinary notebook, it is a condensed "battery" of the real robot when it has no energy or encounters danger.

Usually, you only need to put it in the sun for a while, and you can enjoy it happily for two hours after charging it for five minutes, and when it is charged and hibernated, it can also invisibly provide you with free functions such as recording and singing.

The civet flipped through his notebook.

Nothing!

"How?"

The Buddha couldn't cry or laugh, and just wanted to stretch out his fist and pound Zhenzhen vigorously, Zhenzhen showed the words on the notebook with electric light.

"Sure enough! You girl! You still have to rely on your fists to speak! "The Buddha pouted.

"Buddha! I'm out of power! Now you charge me first, and then I'll talk to you when I get some sleep! "Really electric light message.

"What? Do you still want to sleep?! Look at me, what you've done! Don't sleep! Get up! Get up! The Buddha was not convinced.

"It's not all your fault for making this happen! If it weren't for the fact that you and I couldn't fall in love with a woman, and you would never fall in love in the future, how could I be distracted!? "It's really anti-Buddha.

"You dare to talk back! See if I can't clean you up! ”

The civet slammed the notebook a few times in hatred.

However, it is really a robot, so it doesn't hurt at all.

"That's it! It's really out of power! It's going to be closed! Just sauce purple! Ash! ”

"Hey! Ay! Ay! ……”

The Buddha shouted at the top of his voice, and then complained about the truth.

"Haven't told me where to go yet!"

It's really out of power.

"Forget it! Let's see what else works! ”

The civet crawled back into the pit and picked up some tools that could still be used.

"A pen! …… Uh-huh! It seems to work! This cup! Ah! It's broken! Hey? And this! My favorite ~so perfume! Just squirt it and it can make a man swoon in an instant! ”

The civet showed an extremely nymphomaniac look.

"But it doesn't seem to work for me! I don't need a man! ”

The face of the Buddha suddenly lengthened, and the whole person's expression instantly became completely different.

She's really a gap between heaven and earth!

Although she didn't need it, she ended up putting it on.

"Ping Pong! Ping Pong! ……”

The civet was still pouring things in the pit.

She tied everything she could to a long rope and then around her neck.

Ah! She was covered in all kinds of bottles or cans, and she looked like a tattered one.

It's really detrimental to her image as an angelic beauty!

"Oops! It's so heavy! ”

The civet had a lollipop in his mouth and muttered vaguely.

But at this moment, there was a sudden "creaking" sound from the pit.

"Someone!" When the Buddha heard the voice, he immediately turned his head.

But when the Buddha turned her head and saw a circle of people standing on the edge of the pit, she was stupid.

These people were dressed very strangely, with helmets on their heads and armor on their bodies, and they didn't look like modern people, but like some ancient soldiers, and, most incredibly, they all looked at her with serious faces, with shields in one hand and spears in the other, and pointed straight at her.

This...... What is this for?

The fox opened its mouth wide in surprise, and the lollipop almost fell to the ground.

After a while, the Buddha thought about it, and thought that maybe he was making a fuss, so he closed his mouth again and asked with a smile.

"Are you ~ filming a TV series?"

She clearly remembers that they are going to travel to H City C, in a famous film and television city like C City, it is very common to shoot TV series.

“＃￥＃￥……？”

“&?＃￥＃￥……？”

What do they say in the language of birds?

The Buddha couldn't understand it, so he switched his god-level brain and used the language translation communication function.

Soldier A: "TV series?"

Soldier B: "What TV series?"

The Buddha understood.

"What TV series are you talking about?"

Suddenly stood out among the soldiers, a handsome young man about seventeen years old.

It's just that although this young man looks handsome, he is wearing a pale blue brocade robe, a square bun, and a light blue ribbon tied around his waist, which is completely in stark contrast to her belly button suit and super shorts.

"You don't know what a TV series is?"

The Buddha pushed away the spear and walked strangely to the young man in brocade.

She was confused! This person doesn't even know what a TV series is!

"That's right! I do not know! Do you know? ”

The man nodded simply, and asked the civet with an innocent expression.

The Buddha is even more confused! Not only was she confused, but now she wanted to cry aggrieved.

"Alright! You didn't ask me! ”╮(╯▽╰)╭

The civet sighed.

"Who are you? Why this outfit? The young man in brocade felt strange when he saw the Buddha's navel suit and messy hair.

When the Buddha heard the questioning tone of the young man in brocade, his eyes suddenly widened like copper bells.

She is a superhuman creature who has lived for thousands of years, how can she be questioned by such a yellow-haired boy who is so big and small? (To be continued.) )