Chapter 2: A blockbuster

"What else do I want to ask you? Who are you? Why are you dressed so strangely? ”

The Buddha clasped his hands in front of his chest, looking unconvinced. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

"Me?" The young man in brocade was confused.

"Yes! Look at you, are you wearing a skirt or pants? ”

As he spoke, the Buddha pulled up the bottom of the brocade-clothed boy's skirt and poked his head in.

"Alright! It looks like a skirt, but it's actually pants! ”

However, as soon as the Buddha lifted the bottom of his skirt like this, the young man in brocade was embarrassed.

The brocade-clothed young man's face instantly turned red, his mouth pouted, and he shouted behind him.

"Ahh ~~~~ Third brother! Come and save me! There's a madman here! She insulted me! ”

"Wouldn't it?! Am I insulting you? ”

The Buddha was stunned when he saw the appearance of the young man in brocade.

Aren't all men indecent to women these days, how can there be women who are willing to disrespect men?!

What's more, she is still a ruthless master like her who has not eaten fireworks in the world for thousands of years!

"Who are you? Why is the behavior so vulgar? ”

Behind the brocade-clothed young man, there was a voice that was indifferent to the bottom.

Uncouth? Dare you call me vulgar!

The Buddha was angry.

She turned her head, glared angrily in the direction where the voice came from, and opened her mouth to scold the other person.

But when she turned her head and saw the scene in front of her, her angry face instantly changed one hundred and eighty degrees, and she became happy again.

In front of her, two men were sitting upright on the back of a tall and muscular horse, holding the reins in their hands, looking straight at her.

The man has picturesque eyebrows, a face like a knife, a sneer on the corner of his mouth, wearing a white Guangling gown, fluttering, long hair slightly raised, like a piece of fresh snow in winter, clear and handsome, heroic, like a mirage legend, people are fascinated to watch, but people are cold and unable to approach; And one, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, a face like purple jade, slightly pursed lips, eyes full of smiles, a white robe embroidered with a few red plums on his chest, handsome and chic, gentle and elegant, like a firework in winter, instantly burned out the chill thrown by the man next to him, making people feel friendly and warm just by looking at it.

"Wow! ★ ~★~ What a handsome man! ”

The civet held his cheeks with both hands, stared at the man in front of him, his eyes lit up, and he began to commit nymphomaniac.

He also said that he was a ruthless master!

"Huh! Is this the male protagonist you're looking for? Quite discerning! Behold! After filming the TV, it will definitely be a big hit! ”

The Buddha is still immersed in what he thinks is the world of film and television.

"Who the hell are you?" At this time, the man in the long robe raised his eyes sharply and glanced at the strangely dressed Buddha.

Cut! What are you! How dare you speak to me in such a tone!

When the Buddha heard the words of the man in the long robe, he was angry.

This man is handsome, and he can't be like this...... So unkind! Isn't it just a male protagonist! Hum! Is it necessary to look down on people like this? Besides, I just admire your beauty, and I don't have thoughts about you! Who do you think you are?

The Buddha took out the momentum she had cultivated for thousands of years, pinched her waist with both hands, cocked her head, and asked arrogantly, "Who are you?" Talking to me in such a tone, you still want to ask who I am? What a joke! …… Director! What about your directors? What about the director!? The director is coming out! I want to complain! I want to reflect! This man is too rude to speak, and he is not suitable to be a male protagonist at all! ”

"Director? …… What a madman! The man raised his eyebrows and said indifferently.

"Maniac!? You're crazy! The Buddha immediately retorted.

When the soldier heard the words of the Buddha, he immediately aimed his spear at the Buddha.

Looking at it like this, this person doesn't seem to be easy to mess with!

The tanuki saw a serious question.

"Hey! Feed! Feed! Get your weapons out of the way! Be careful that I'm not kind to you! ”

The Buddha raised his small fist and deliberately set up a flower shelf.

It's definitely not okay to fight them with your fists! But she's not afraid, because she's super ...... Surpass...... Surpass... Ability!

"Arrest her!"

The man in the long robe glanced at the Buddha proudly.

"Huh! Cousin! Wouldn't that be bad!? We haven't asked her for who she is! ”

The white-robed man hurriedly stopped the man in the long robe.

"These are extraordinary times! In extraordinary times, we have to take extraordinary measures! ”

"Oh well! Bring it back and ask again! ”

Then, the soldiers came up and began to catch the Buddha.

The civet was stunned for a moment, then cleverly ducked to the side.

"What are you doing? What do you do? ”

She's just fallen from the sky, and she hasn't recovered her strength yet! It's surrounded!

She wanted to cry too!

But these soldiers with spears in their hands, regardless of whether she recovered her strength or not, surrounded her with spears again.

"Don't come here! Don't come here! I tell you! Sister is a superpower! Be careful, sister, beating you to death! ”

The Buddha stepped back, deliberately pretending to be very powerful, and rolled up his sleeves.

The soldiers are one step closer.

The two men sat on horseback, and they couldn't save them.

"Alas! What two impersonal guys! Never mind! Sister won't play with you anymore! Sister goes first! ”

The civet turned around and jumped behind her, but as soon as she turned around and didn't take a step, there was a "whoosh" cold wind behind her.

Nima!!! What is it? ”

The Buddha looked at the bows and arrows flying from the opposite side, and the whole person couldn't cry or laugh.

"Do you want to be so unlucky? I just turned around, why did so many arrows suddenly fly over? ”

But the bows and arrows are still one by one, like mushrooms after a rain, and they are flying over, and there are more and more.

The boy in brocade: "Defend!" Defend quickly! ”

Immediately afterwards, the soldiers with spears in their hands just now raised their shields and built a protective wall.

They're fine, but the tanuki is still in front of the shield!

"Ni Mei! Let me be a meat shield! The Buddha looked back at the two of them, annoyed.

She blinked sharply, stared at the flying bow and arrow, and then stood still.

"Girl, be careful!" The man in the white robe tried to save the civet, but was stopped by the man in the long robe.

The civet didn't hear the white-robed man's voice, and only watched the flying bow and arrows intently.

Just when the bow and arrow were about to reach the Buddha and were about to hit the Buddha, the Buddha raised his eyes sharply.

"Whoosh! Whoosh! ~”

The cold light of the two eyes shot out, sweeping every bow and arrow in front of him, and the bow and arrow that flew at great speed in an instant stopped in front of the Buddha at the last moment.

The arrow didn't move an inch further, but it kept flying.

Soldier A: "This is ...... What's going on? ”

Soldier B: "What's wrong?"

Soldier C: "This woman did it!" (To be continued.) )