Chapter 64: Go Home and Go Around
Now these thieves are also fat, stealing things in the blue sky and day, it is so lawless, I screamed and rushed downstairs to catch this man, but this bastard threw the manhole cover and ran, like a rabbit in an instant disappeared into the grove next to the storeroom......
When Huang Shuhe and I drive downstairs, where will there be his shadow?
Huang Shuhe neglected to exercise, and he was as tired as a dog after a short journey, hanging his tongue and panting: "One ...... At first I thought it was ...... This grandson is Captain America, knotted ...... As a result, as soon as he ran up, he realized that he seemed to be the Flash...... Have this ability to steal...... Stealing TM manhole cover ......"
"Who's to say it isn't." Looking at the manhole cover that was thrown on the ground, I was also speechless, thanks to Huang Shuhe, if he didn't go out for a walk at night, his eyes would have fallen into the well, and the current thief is too hateful, let me catch it and send it to the police station: "Yes, let's restore him, and he will fall down after passing by." ”
I beckoned Huang Shuhe to come over and take a hand, but the manhole cover had not been covered yet, and the security director came......
This is unlucky...... It took me a long time to convince him that I wasn't stealing the lid, and that's how it has been these days, you obviously want to be a good person, but it often backfires, and maybe that's why it's the reason why people become indifferent.
Since I knew about the gods, Huang Shuhe has been like crazy, and he wants to live in my treasury in vain, and I persuaded him not to leave for a long time, thanks to Li Chenghui coming in the evening, if it weren't for the fear that Li Chenghui would see any flaws in the treasury, I guess Huang Shuhe would really live here with me.
But although he agreed to go back with Li Chenghui, this kid is in Cao Ying's heart in Han, and he will take the time to run to my warehouse every day, and I can't persuade him, so I just let him come, anyway, when Yang Jian is not there, he can still act as a teacher to teach modern lessons to the gods, but there is one more person to eat, and my burden is a little bigger......
Brother Monkey lived in the warehouse for two days and left, leaving Li Cunxiao alone in the warehouse, after a few days of training by Brother Monkey, this Li Cunxiao is still honest, although he is still not very gregarious, so he doesn't throw people downstairs, this can be regarded as a kind of progress, as for why he worships Sun Wukong as a teacher, he is not very willing to say so I didn't ask the bottom of it.
The club has been renovated, and I don't know when it will be officially operated, during which Dong Xiaoya sent a so-called 'senior host' to train You Heng, but who can teach the mad god's temperament? The host of the people came over and the butt was hot before You Heng began to take off his clothes, so scared that the host ran away, and never dared to come again......
Because of this, Dong Xiaoya also called me and said that I should do work for Mr. You again, the requirements are not high, and he can stand on stage for about ten minutes without going crazy......
It's so hard for me, Youheng's temperament is like an active volcano, you know that he is definitely going to erupt, it's just a matter of time, but because I don't know when he will block which tendon, so I don't know when he will have a ......
If you let him go on stage, he will go crazy, if you don't let him go on stage, my previous work plan is estimated to be all aborted, and the cost of living will be even more problematic in the future.
It was a good day to ride the sun, and at noon I was about to go out to buy vegetables, when Huang Shuhe came, and as soon as the goods entered the yard, he handed me a cigarette, and he said, "What's wrong?" Sad. ”
I replied weakly: "What else, I don't have any money...... M, the price of oil has risen again, and I don't dare to ride when I go out. ”
Huang Shuhe opened the passenger door for me: "Or, I'll send you there?" The gas money is mine. ”
I waved my hand at him impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense, if you can convert the gas money into cash and give it to me as food expenses, that's better than anything else,, what do you say you are messing with me?" Knowing that I have no money, he still came to me to eat and drink. ”
Huang Shuhe snorted, scratching the back of his head embarrassedly: "I'm only twenty, or you take the ...... first"
"Cut!" I pouted and didn't want to talk to him, just about to go out of the yard, but suddenly a silver light flashed in the middle of the yard, and a small space in the middle suddenly twisted violently like a haha mirror, and in the blink of an eye, two people suddenly appeared in front of me.
One of these two people is Li Jing, and the other is a little old man, I have seen the scene when Li Jing left before, so I was not surprised, but Huang Shuhe is different, the first time he saw this way of appearance, he was scared enough on the spot, his fake Bentley did not turn off the flame, as soon as Li Jing appeared, he was so shocked that he stepped on the accelerator directly, and then hit the wall with a 'duang'......
"you, what the hell is this......"
"Ouch yo yo! This iron beast is really scary......"
Huang Shuhe basically roared with the little old man, but the old man was better, but he was so frightened that he jumped up on the spot, and Huang Shuhe really crashed...... Thanks to the short distance of the yard and the starting speed, he didn't hit the wall with a hole in his car?
"**** your uncle, where did you get it?" Huang Shuhe got out of the car and shouted at Li Jing, I quickly stopped and whispered: "What a roar, he is the King of Tota." ”
"Ahh Huang Shuhe looked at the Golden Armor Heavenly God in front of him with some incredulity: "He is Li Jing!" ”
I nodded silently, and was about to check if there was any damage to the courtyard wall, but Huang Shuhe saw me nodding and admitting it, and immediately pulled his throat and shouted at the second floor: "San'er, San'er, your father is here, hurry down." ”
Li Jing's face turned green in an instant after hearing this, and he turned around and wanted to flash people, I saw that the situation was wrong and quickly dragged him, Li Jing said with a bitter face: "Jiang Xiaoyou, what are you pulling me for?" I have an urgent matter to go back to......"
"I'm afraid of my son, I'm afraid of my son, what excuse do you always make...... I also have something urgent for you, and I won't talk about you when you come to me to receive people, but you have to implement the living expenses for me, right? You said yes before. ”
Li Jing's old face flushed: "I have already reported your matter, and I am thinking about it, you let it go first, and I will come over to give you an answer next time." ”
"This is what you said personally, a gentleman's words, the horse is difficult to chase, if you don't give me an answer next time, I can only organize these people in my family to go out to dig wild vegetables, I am really difficult."
"You can rest assured, there will be news next time you come over, but I'll say hello to you first, the fairy world can't interfere in mortal affairs, so it's impossible to give you money directly, I'm going to use another method to help you get it, and whether you can find the money at that time depends on your own ability." Li Jing looked nervously at the second floor as he spoke: "Jiang Xiaoyou, you let go quickly, I'm really leaving." ”
Seeing that he was afraid that his son would be like this, I was also speechless, and snatched the fake colorful exquisite pagoda from his hand, and I said: "Yes, don't delay any longer, I really don't have any money in my pocket." ”
"If you don't have money, you say that you don't have money, what are you doing with my Colorful Exquisite Tower?"
"What can you do, buy less vegetables, you go quickly, if you don't leave, your son should come down......"
Seeing Li Jing leave, Nezha ran down from the second floor: "Where is my father?" ”
"Gone, said there was something urgent." I stuffed the 'Colorful Exquisite Tower' into Nezha's hand: "When you go up, give this to Uncle Bai, and let him fry the minced meat for dinner." ”
"Why is this red cloth so similar to my father's Colorful Exquisite Pagoda?" Nezha showed a suspicious expression, and I was dissatisfied: "It looks like it's your family?" Then the renminbi still looks the same, all of them are yours? Sensei nonsense, hurry up and get it. ”
Send Nezha away, and I have the time to look at the little old man in front of me.
I saw that this person was wearing a plain white gown, the texture was very ordinary, and it felt even a little rough, and it should be because he hadn't washed it for a long time, his clothes were a little yellow, and his face was also very thin and thin, and he looked malnourished, so his status must not be high at that time.
The people who can come to me are basically famous and surnamed people in history, even if you Heng is this kind of S.B, the clothes worn at that time are also of the highest quality, but the old man in front of me doesn't look like a character, just thinking about it, the old man laughed first, he snorted at me, nodded and arched his hand: "Little brother, from now on, the old man will be bothering you." ”
"You're welcome, it's a matter of duty." Although his appearance has increased the burden of my life, but he is so old and it is the first time to meet, I can't say anything, I beckoned to Huang Shuhe, and I said: "You lead the uncle up first, I still have to go out to buy vegetables, by the way, when I go upstairs, I will find a coat for this uncle first, don't freeze it for a while." ”
The old man thanked me again: "By the way, little brother, you are here in Sanshengxiang, right?" ”
Hey! This old man actually knew the name of the place, and I couldn't help but wonder: "Hey! Uncle, how do you know? ”
The old man smiled slightly: "Li Xianren mentioned it before coming over, so the old man wrote it down, if it is convenient for the little friend, the old man has a reluctant request." ”
I wondered, "You've just come here, what can you ask for?" ”
"The old man wants to go home for a while......" (To be continued.) )