ps: Sap rolled around and begged for a ticket!!! ――

Huang Shuhe sneered: "If you still pull a fart, and then pull that woman, you will open the eyes of the sky......"

I was speechless: "If you want to change a man, you won't be pulled into a unicorn......"

It's so dirty, I hear that I'm sweating! It's no wonder that the love of this product has changed so much, and he wants to do something else......

I have a love affair with him for more than 20 years, and I talked about it for a long time, plus he really saw the transformation of Sun Wukong, and now it is difficult for him to believe it or not, but faith is one thing, and my current emphasis is to let him know that the secrets of the great gods must not be penetrated.

"Mingzi, to be honest, I'm still groggy now, you have to tell me directly that I definitely don't believe it, but that monkey just now ...... That Monkey King...... Hi! It's useless to talk nonsense, by the way, how can such a mysterious thing appear around us? ”

"I know a fart, what Li Jing told me at the time was the destiny of heaven or something, let's not worry about this matter, anyway, I will say hello to you first, this matter must not be penetrated, or the consequences will be very strict."

"Do you need to remind you of this?" Huang Shuhe stretched his waist, moved his arms and legs, and said, "Mingzi, you have a thorough understanding with me, what benefits do you want to do in this matter that Heaven will allow you?" ”

"I'm definitely going to have you a share of the benefits, so you don't have to worry about it, but I'm having a hard time right now, how much money do you have? Lend it to me first, you don't know the pressure of raising such a big gang of people, buddy didn't go to be a duck to earn living expenses. ”

Huang Shuhe pouted: "With your appearance, I estimate that the money is hanging upside down, and you are still a duck, why don't you go to be a goose?" ”

"You're poor here, I'm not kidding, I'm really short of money."

"Okay, no kidding." Huang Shuhe sighed: "Let me tell you something first, I participated in a financing platform in the middle of this year. ”

"What! Financing platform? The illegal kind? ”

"Listen to me first, someone told me at that time that if you invest 100, you can get back 150 in ten days, how high is this interest? I thought I didn't have much money anyway, so I tried it, and it turned out that after ten days, I really got back 150! I think this rate of return is also too big ■dǐng■diǎn■small■said,.2♂3.↑os_(); It's much faster than depositing in the bank, and the second time I invested another thousand, and I came back 1,000 and 5 in ten days, isn't it fast? ”

I diǎn diǎn head: "Why don't you be fast, earn five hundred in ten days, and then what?" ”

"Then I put another 10,000 and came back 15,000 in ten days."

"Damn, I earned 5,000 in ten days! And then? ”

"Do you remember the last time my dad came up to me from his hometown?"

I diǎn diǎn head: "I have the impression that it seems to say that there is something to clean up the portal, but does it have anything to do with financing?" ”

"Yes!" Huang Shuhe's face was sad: "I stole my father's passbook and wanted to do a big ......"

Needless to say, the platform rolled up......

"So, buddy really doesn't have any money......"

I was a little laughed and cried by him: "You are also playing too big, these financing is specialized in fishing for fish like you, throwing diǎn small money to play, what are you fighting for?" Not to mention that you sold your kidneys, you also took out your father's waists...... It's not like you're going to be so ......."

It seems that wanting to borrow money from Huang Shuhe is also a chicken and a chicken, maybe this is a test of God for me!

Taking advantage of the fact that Huang Shuhe had accepted the gods, I talked to him about the development of the treasury after that, and he didn't say that he wanted to help me come up with ideas, but he said a little strangely: "Your plan is not bad, and you just borrowed Dong Xiaoya's momentum, but your second floor is vacated as a dormitory, what should your company do?" I remember that you have a guy in the logistics department who is very difficult. ”

"Hey, I've already done it! Or would I dare to make such a person live so blatantly? I laughed: "Yes, it's all about it, I think you still have to be familiar with the god of the family, let's go, take you to see and see." ”

As soon as he heard that I was going to take him to meet the gods, this kid stood up and was a little excited: "Isn't it too abrupt?" ”

"Abrupt fart, the first time I saw Nezha, this bastard smashed the glass of my house directly, so they don't care."

Led Huang Shuhe out of the door, the first place I took him to was 'Mei Xiangju', only Chen Yuanyuan lived here, so it was easier to accept, just arrived at the door, I hadn't opened the door yet, Huang Shuhe was already trembling with excitement, I patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "They are no more than our heads, what are you nervous about." ”

Huang Shuhe frowned: "Can I not be nervous?" They are all characters from textbooks and TV, and when I think about it, I feel awkward, I always feel unreal, and I feel like I am like the characters in it......"

"You relax your heart, there is a person living in this house, you go in and say hello, get used to it first, and then I'll take you to the living room when it's over."

"Who lives in this house?"

"You've heard of Chen Yuanyuan, right? She's inside. ”

Huang Shuhe diǎn head: "Top ten famous prostitutes!" ”

"Yes, that's her."

I opened the door while talking, and then took the lead in entering the house, Huang Shuhe was embarrassed to appear behind my ass like a little girl, Chen Yuanyuan saw me enter the house, and got up first and saluted me: "Mingzi is here, please take a seat." ”

Her ancient etiquette and modern salutation, no matter how you look at it, I waved my hand at her: "Come on, Sister Yuanyuan, you don't even have a stool in this house, where should I sit with me?" By the way, can you not be so special when you meet in the future? Now you don't want to do that kind of courtesy. ”

Chen Yuanyuan pursed his lips and smiled: "Listen to you." ”

I turned around and pushed Huang Shuhe forward: "By the way, I will introduce you to someone, my buddy, who grew up wearing open crotch pants together." ”

Huang Shuhe looked shy at this time, and he stood forward slightly: "Hello, hello, my name is Huang Shuhe, your name is like thunder to me, I used to see you in "Water Margin", and that Hua Rong ......"

I hurriedly stopped: "Is that her in the Water Margin......"

Chen Yuanyuan smiled flamboyantly: "What you said is Master Li." ”

"Yo! Look at my brain, I was excited and said forked fart...... Who are you ...... with" Huang Shuhe slapped his head suddenly, and he didn't say the words behind him for a long time, so he could only say to me: "What, what is the name of the person who was beaten by Stephen Chow at that time, I suddenly forgot ......"

"Wu Sangui ......"

"That's right! Wu Sangui! You're finally getting together with that traitor......"

I sound like a waterfall sweat! I didn't chat like this, seeing that Chen Yuanyuan was a little angry, I pulled Huang Shuhe and walked outside the house: "Sister Yuanyuan, I'm sorry, my buddy is too excited, talking nonsense, I'll cut him ......when I turn around."

Getting Huang Shuhe out of the house, I said angrily: "Are you sick?" Do you know how much you offended people with what you said just now? ”

Huang Shuhe also knew that he owed something that he shouldn't have said: "Blame me, blame me, I'm so excited...... Why don't we go in and apologize to her again? I didn't even say a word when I first entered the house......"

"Don't apologize, I'm afraid that you will say something you shouldn't say after a while, yes, as far as your psychological element is concerned, I think it's better not to introduce the great god to you first, let's calm down first."

As we spoke, we went to the balcony, and Huang Shuhe took out a cigarette from his pocket and handed it to me: "Okay, let's talk about it later, by the way, you first reveal to me who these great gods are." ”

I put the cigarette on it, took a deep breath, and said a little smugly: "I'm afraid I'll scare you to death when I say it, did you see the kid sitting in front of the computer when you first entered the room?" ”

Huang Shuhe diǎndiǎn head: "See, who is that?" ”

"Third Prince Nezha."

"Really?"

I spit out smoke rings: "You have seen Sun Wukong, can I still lie to you?" ”

"Damn, it turns out that Nezha is still wearing a down jacket...... Who was the old man I just met in the kitchen? ”

In addition to Yang Jian, Bai Qi should be the first historical celebrity to speak to Huang Shuhe, and I sold a pass: "Do you know who killed the most people in history?" ”

"It should be white, right?" Huang Shuhe wasn't quite sure, and I seriously diǎn diǎn head: "That's right." ”

"Ahh Even Bai Qi is here! I'll go, the people who live in your storehouse are simply against the sky......"

While smoking and chatting, I named the people in the room one by one, and Huang Shuhe was amazed when he heard it: "I didn't expect it, there are also immortals and celebrities, it's just a hodgepodge." ”

"Who's to say it's not, but because of this, they are not easy to serve, mainly because their knowledge is out of touch with modern times, and it is easy to make a lot of misunderstandings."

"It's okay to make a misunderstanding, the main thing is that I'm afraid of the language barrier, by the way, what language do you usually use to communicate with foreign gods? Chinese or English? ”

He asked me, "What foreign god?" ”

Huang Shuhe pointed downstairs with his hand, and I looked in the direction he pointed to, there was really a person at the door of the warehouse, this person was wearing a mask to cover his head, and he was holding a round metal object in his hand.

"Isn't that the one with the shield Captain America?"

"it!" I threw the cigarette butt at my feet, and the girl ran downstairs: "Beautiful captain of your sister, the ...... who stole the manhole cover" (to be continued.) )