Whether it was fooling Dong Xiaoya or Fan Jian before, they were relatively unfamiliar with me, and I could weave a scam in the middle without being easy to expose, but Huang Shuhe was different, his understanding of me was only about me, and he knew all my habits and lifestyles clearly, not to mention any family background.

If he's like this, I don't have to worry about goofs at all, because I definitely have to wear it, but when I wear it.

Seeing that I was about to arrive at the warehouse, I was so anxious that I scratched my ears and cheeks, seeing that I looked preoccupied, Huang Shuhe laughed and said: "Look at your bear-like, the first time I saw my sister-in-law, I didn't panic, you are nervous." ”

I think there are some things that I still have to get a vaccination with him first, and after thinking about it for a long time, I hesitated and said, "You...... Do you believe that there are gods in this world? ”

He raised his middle finger at me: ", let me ask you, what is the head of Sakyamuni dǐng?" I haven't heard of the Buddha getting up every day and tossing his hair for two hours, these things are all things that ordinary people have imagined, there must be no such thing, and it will be arrested and exhibited early. ”

I was speechless: "That...... Do you believe that the ancients could travel back to modern times? ”

"In the future, when science and technology are developed, someone can pass through my letter, just like that machine qì cat, but how can it be so backward in ancient times to the present? What do you think is playing "Ancient and Modern Wars of Qin Warriors"! What a strange question you asked today! What's going on? ”

"I didn't ...... Nothing ......."

When it's over, he doesn't believe anything, what will he do when he sees my room?

Remembering that I had prevaricated with Fan Jian about the actor before, it is estimated that the only one who can take it out to fool Huang Shuhe now is just such a reason, and after organizing the language a little, I said: "You know that there is a businessman named Dong Xiaoya in our city, right?" ”

Huang Shuhe diǎn diǎn head: "Nonsense, then how can you not know, our Sansheng Township seems to have a real estate developed by them, and there are portraits of him on billboards all over the street." ”

"Recently he worked on a new project, and I worked on it with him......"

As soon as my words came out, Huang Shuhe immediately interrupted: "Pull it down, and you can work on the project with him...... Won't it be over if you find a security job in their company? Mingzi, I found out that I had since entered the detention center "[dǐng" [diǎn" [small" [said, .2£3.os_ (); After that, you have changed, inflated, and when you are a security guard, you are a security guard, why are you so mysterious? You weren't like this before, what is the relationship between the two of us? When I was a child, I fried cow dung and the women's toilet together, which time was not beaten together and enjoyed together? Do you need to blow this with me? ”

I was in a cold sweat: "It's because of our relationship that I told you the truth...... I really did a project with Dong Xiaoya. ”

euphemistically talked about saving Dong Xiao'er, of course, I didn't dare to mention the stubble between Lei Zi and San'er in the middle, and then told him Dong Xiaoya's plan to become an entertainment club, Huang Shuhe was almost stunned when he heard the whole person: "No...... No, you're really hugging such a thick thigh! ”

Shaking Dong Xiaoya's phone number on the mobile phone towards him, I said: "It's also a coincidence, otherwise how can we have a relationship with him with our identity......"

"it!" Huang Shuhe was so excited that he hugged my shoulders and kept shaking: "We're going to be developed!" Hurry up and help me ask if Dong Xiaoya still wants a guitarist at the Performing Arts Club. ”

He was driving at this time, and he didn't have any hands on the steering wheel, so scared that my face turned white: "You pay attention to safety, don't fall into the ditch......"

Only then did Huang Shuhe react, put his hands back on the steering wheel, and said, "The excitement is too much...... You quickly call and ask if you want a guitarist after the opening, and I will also come to the whole station, this kind of field has a high salary. ”

"Look at your diǎn out of breath." I pouted: "Guitarist, I can help you ask, but will Lao Li agree?" You used to form a band, let alone go to work. ”

"Cut! She is unhappy because she thinks that she can't make any money playing in a band to attract bees and butterflies, but I am following Dong Xiaoya now, and after a long time, I will borrow his hand for a serious job, won't I have it? That's a way out for me, isn't it? If she understands the reason, she will definitely agree, and if she can't do this, then I can only break with her. ”

Huang Shuhe's brain is not stupid, I made up my mind to send him away as soon as I met someone, and I definitely can't arrange for him to work, I'm afraid of goofs, so I will directly find a reason to prevaricate when the time comes, anyway, I will be developed in a year, and then I will be happy with him.

"By the way, there is an important thing that I forgot to tell you, just because Dong Xiaoya wants to get the performing arts club, so some actors live in my warehouse now, my place is big, I will rehearse and rehearse the rehearsal program if you have nothing to do, don't talk nonsense when you see it later."

Huang Shuhe patted his chest: "You don't know my tone yet?" As long as you say hello, then I will definitely do what you say. ”

As soon as I pushed the door, I saw Yang Jian standing in the yard, I wondered, what was he doing with his head on such a cold day?

Yang Jian was also very curious when he saw us driving back, and circled around Huang Shuhe's car several times: "Huh! It's a Bentley! Why does it look so strange? ”

"Take the second-hand Chrysler to change the ......" I pulled Yang Jian aside and whispered, "Why did you come down?" ”

Yang Jian said to the second floor: "Sun Monkey is here, I don't have eye to eye with him, and I will stay down for a while." ”

"Ahh How did he get here? The monkey really picks the moment: "Is the thorn with him?" ”

Yang Jian diǎn diǎn head: "I came back together, but now I can be honest." ”

I smiled: "If you want me to say that Brother Monkey has a way, then a big thorn can be pulled." ”

As he was talking, Huang Shuhe also closed the car door at this time and walked next to me, he pointed at Yang Jian and said to me, "Who is this buddy?" ”

"Lao Yang, the doctor of the clubhouse ......"

Listening to my introduction, Huang Shuhe was in awe and a little strange at the same time, he took out a cigarette from his pocket and gave it to Yang Jian: "Dong Xiaoya is so awesome?" There is also a full-time doctor in the field! ”

"Rich and rich...... "I don't know how to talk about him, so I've never heard of a doctor in the night market......

Yang Jian didn't take the cigarette and didn't diǎn, he put his hand on his ear, Huang Shuhe continued: "It just so happens that Dr. Yang is here, let me ask by the way, I stayed in the detention center for more than ten days a few days ago, and after I came back today, I didn't feel very comfortable, I felt a headache, and my mind was not very concentrated. ”

Yang Jian's face was dazed: "Treat people?" Then I won't ......."

Huang Shuhe said strangely: "Aren't you a doctor?" ”

Yang Jian couldn't laugh or cry: "I'm a doctor dog's ......"

"Ahh Huang Shuhe's eyes were so bad that he didn't stare out: "Why is Dong Xiaoya raising a veterinarian at night?" ”

"His dog has a lot of ......"

I'm in a cold sweat, I feel like I have a low IQ when I talk about this kind of lie, this Yang Jian is really, you make up diǎn medicine foolishly, obviously it seems that outsiders don't know how to help and lie......

"You can't have a doctor if you have a lot of dogs......"

Seeing that Huang Shuhe was about to get to the bottom of it, I interrupted: "Why are you asking so clearly, can you manage people's money?" ”

Seeing that I was angry, Huang Shuhe suddenly remembered the previous promise that I would not talk nonsense, and he gently knocked his lips with his palm: "Rich and capricious, rich and capricious, blame me for being too talkative, I won't ask, let's go, let's go upstairs to see your girlfriend." ”

Huang Shuhe walked towards the second floor while talking, which scared me a lot, I actually forgot to fool him that he had a girlfriend before!

I was in a hurry to chase him, but Yang Jian yanked the hem of my clothes behind me: "What girlfriend?" Doesn't your girlfriend hang on your shoulders? ”

I was so angry that I pushed him away: "Uncle, can you not make a mess?" ”

I went up to the second floor angrily and found that Huang Shuhe did not enter the house, but stood at the door of the kitchen, I poked my head and took a look inside, just in time to see Bai Qi washing rice inside, Huang Shuhe's appearance was obviously startled by Bai Qi: "You...... Who are you? ”

"I'm Akiko's buddy, Xiao Huang, you are ......"

Seeing that I was standing behind Huang Shuhe, I immediately put on a smile: "Xiao Huang! Hello, I'm Akiko's grandfather......"

His words made my face white, my grandfather has been dead for more than ten years, Huang Shuhe is clear about this, and he went to my house to hang his funeral when he was a child......

"Akiko's grandfather!" Sure enough, Huang Shuhe's face changed after hearing this, and he turned his head to me and said, "Didn't your grandfather burn everything?" How is this old man talking nonsense? ”

I wiped the sweat from my forehead: "Grandpa, I recognized it temporarily, it has nothing to do with the previous one......"

Bai Qi listened to the conversation between the two of us and knew that he was going to be a goof, so he hurriedly snorted: "Yes, we are not close, yes, don't stay in the kitchen, this is busy making lunch, you can go up and sit in the house." ”

He pushed us into the living room while talking, and I was even more anxious, Sun Wukong would still be inside, and I said hello to Fan Jian last time, not to mention that I haven't communicated with him this time......

I stretched out my hand to stop Huang Shuhe, but he had already entered the living room with one leg, and I was so anxious that I couldn't do anything anymore, and he was surprised when he entered the living room: "Yo! How many people are in this room? ”

In the living room, Lei Zhenzi, Sun Wukong, Li Cunxiao, Lu Bu, and Zhao Kuo gathered around the sofa and were watching TV and chatting, Nezha was surfing the Internet next to the computer, and there was a Youheng standing by the window, six people and a monkey made the already small room more crowded, seeing outsiders entering the house, the eyes of a group of people who were originally noisy instantly gathered on Huang Shuhe, and the scene suddenly became deserted, Huang Shuhe was running a black car after all, and he was not very afraid of people, I saw him take out a cigarette from his pocket and walked towards the sofa, While walking, he introduced himself: "Hello everyone, I'm Mingzi's buddy, surnamed Huang, come on, let's smoke." ”

There was no one smoking on the sofa, and seeing that no one took the cigarette and no one spoke, Huang Shuhe was slightly embarrassed: "Everyone doesn't smoke?" ”

I went over and grabbed the hem of his clothes: "Okay, don't stay here, they're discussing the show, let's sit in another place." ”

Huang Shuhe was about to turn around and leave, but when he glanced at Sun Wukong on the sofa, he was also curious, so he picked up Sun Wukong's tail without saying a word, and then turned it down: "Is this monkey really fake?" ”

His poor action didn't scare me out of my body, and I hurriedly said, "Don't move, that's a real monkey......"

Huang Shuhe laughed: "What are you talking about?" What's the matter, it can still beat me? ”

I ...... -

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Happy holidays, everyone, Lao Jiu has been running in the hospital these days, and he is also cooperating with acupuncture treatment, but the effect is not very good, I think it is better to finish writing the book first, and then adjust the body well, delaying everyone to read the book, I am really sorry (to be continued.) )