This is my best buddy, growing up together, we have been through countless ups and downs together, strong and savage for twenty-two years, and now, he can die in front of me at any time......

Huang Shuhe didn't notice that the monkey's expression had become hideous, and he said to me vigorously: "The monkey won't wipe its butt after pooping, don't let it go to the sand ...... if it's okay in the future."

He was supposed to tell me not to let the monkey get on the couch, but before he could finish the next word, the man had already flown out of the window in an arc like a meteor......

It was none other than our remnant Tang God of War Li Cunxiao, who shouted "Don't move my master!" After that, he grabbed Huang Shuhe's hair and threw the person out of the window like a basketball, and then he kept screaming in place like a wild lion: "What about my master? Where is my master? ”

Zhao Kuo pointed to the window and squeaked a little and said, "You...... Your master is still dragging the man in his hand just now......"

Lu Bu also cried and laughed a little: "You threw the two of them out together......

I don't have the time to ask Li Cunxiao about worshipping Sun Wukong as a teacher now, the most terrible thing now is that Huang Shuhe was thrown down from the second floor, he is a mortal, and he must be injured if he falls.

I exclaimed and ran straight downstairs, and as soon as I reached the clearing, I saw Huang Shuhe climbing up from the snow with his head covered.

"You...... Are you alright......"

Yang Jian was originally standing in the courtyard, and when he saw me going downstairs, he pointed to the aisle and said to me, "Why do you buddy keep the stairs and jump down from the window?" The glass is shattered......"

I didn't reply to him, so I hurriedly stepped forward to check if Huang Shuhe was injured, but thanks to the thick snow, there was no in this thing.

Although it was said that people were fine, after all, they were inexplicably beaten, and Huang Shuhe was also angry: "! Who was that S.B just now? Lao Tzu had to hack him to death today. ”

Watching him slap the snow on his buttocks with Sun Wukong and a feather duster, Yang Jian and I were almost scared to cry by him: "You put down the monkey in your hand first, please......"

He carried the monkey's tail and shook it in front of his eyes: "Yo, I didn't pay attention just now, and when I fell down, I pressed the monkey's head ∷dǐng∷diǎn∷小∷ and said, [email protected]↘s_(); After a while, I don't know if the monkey is dead or not. ”

"Put ...... I...... Old...... Grandchild...... Put! Under! Come! ”

Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and said such a sentence word by word, which scared Huang Shuhe to pee, so he threw Sun Wukong to the ground as if his hand was burned by the edge of the pot, and then grabbed my arm: "Ming...... Bright...... Clearly...... Mingzi, Yang ...... Poplar...... Doctor Yang, didn't you hear it just now, that monkey said something human......"

I was also scared and shivered: "...... You're trying to kill us......"

Before the words fell, I saw that Sun Wukong didn't get up after being thrown on the ground, but knelt on one leg like a superhero, lowered his head and said gloomily: "Since my grandson came out, no one has ever dared to be so rude to me, you ......"

He suddenly raised his head at the same time as he spoke, and stared at Huang Shuhe coldly: "It's just self-defeating!" ”

This is clearly Illidan. Angry Wind's lines......

I don't know if this monkey has played World of Warcraft or what, anyway, he just said so, no wonder, up and down for thousands of years, even if it is as awesome as the Buddha, he didn't say that he was pulling Sun Wukong's tail as a feather duster......

As soon as Sun Wukong's voice fell, I saw a flash of golden light, and the monkey jumped into the sky with a fight, and he 'swished' in the sky after a few big circles, and then 'b', the golden light exploded in front of my eyes, and in mid-air, a monkey wearing chain gold armor and stepping on lotus silk was suspended above......

Sun Wukong's change at this moment is also greater, not only has his body increased a lot, but he also wears a piece of equipment, compared with the image in the film and television drama, he also has a diǎn vermilion in the middle of his head, which is simply majestic, this should be the real body of fighting and defeating the Buddha!

Huang Shuhe was obviously confused by the scene in front of him, he turned his head and glanced at me, his eyes were as wide as copper bells, and then he took a deep breath, and then exclaimed 'ah~~~~'!

It's broad daylight, even if it's sparsely populated, there will be occasional people passing by at my door, in case someone hears it's over, I don't say a word to cover his mouth, he is good, pointing to the sun monkey in mid-air and shouting: "Jump ~~~~~ the sky ~~~~~ monkey ~~~~~"

I......

His shouts are getting louder and louder, and he can't be blamed, whoever sees this situation will urinate all over the place, let alone a black car driver!

"Don't shout, if you shout again, we won't be able to eat today."

I covered his mouth and wanted to drag it home, but maybe I was too scared, Huang Shuhe basically lost his mind, he bit my hand fiercely, and then pushed it open and I wanted to run to the door, but I couldn't catch it, at a critical moment, I also lost Yang Jian's quick eyes, I saw a flash, he stood behind Huang Shuhe in an instant, I was so anxious that I shouted: "Don't hurt him!" ”

Yang Jian had chatted with Huang Shuhe before, knowing that it was his own person, so naturally he didn't kill him, he pouted his thumb with his right hand to make a knife shape, and he didn't see how hard he worked, just patted lightly, Huang Shuhe fell down in response, and planted in the snow next to him......

I hurriedly stepped forward to probe Huang Shuhe's nostrils, Yang Jian glanced at it lightly, and said, "Don't look at it, it's just dizzy, I have a serious start." ”

Yang Jian was also very dissatisfied after speaking, and turned his head to shout at Sun Wukong in mid-air: "Splash monkey, what are you doing here!" How can you show your true body in front of mortals? ”

Sun Wukong opened his eyes angrily: "Didn't you just see him tugging my old grandson's tail?" ”

"He didn't know that you were Sun Wukong, didn't Li Jing tell you when he came? Don't show your stuffing, it's going to be a big mess in the mortal world, why are you floating on it? Hurry down! ”

Sun Wukong snorted coldly, like a child: "My old grandson won't come down." ”

"Don't be temperamental, let outsiders see it in a while."

Before Yang Jian finished speaking, my big iron door was suddenly pushed open, and a head poked out of the door, and it was quite familiar at a glance, it should be the surrounding neighborhood, this person was quite calm, maybe he didn't hear Sun Wukong speak, but he pointed to the sky with his hand: "What is this floating?" ”

Sun Wukong had just been counted by Yang Jian, although the monkey was willful, but now he didn't dare to speak, he could only float in the air and not move, Yang Jian coughed a few times: "Cough...... This...... This is a hydrogen balloon bought for children......"-

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Congratulations to the son of Table Lamp for the sale of the film and television copyright of "Send a WeChat to Heaven", but I really can't open my mouth at the price, 2.5 million ...... 2,500,000 ...... 2,500,000 ......

ps: Please pay attention to Lao Jiu's Sina Weibo, search for "Excavator Transformers", Lao Jiu wrote diǎn things before and never posted, so I am ready to post on Weibo recently, it is a gangster realistic theme, permanently free of charge, permanently not on the shelves, but Lao Jiu is now all his energy on "Concentration Camp", so this gangster book will be updated very slowly, it may be a weekly, it may be a quarterly, or it may be a half-year summary...... (To be continued.) )