"No matter how old you are, you don't have to play like this......" Dong Xiaoya was still about to speak, I hurriedly pointed to the second floor and said to him: "Come on, the master you are looking for is not the same person as the one in front of you, he, on the second floor, if you want to see it, go up quickly." ”

"Not him? How many people wear this military coat of yours? ”

I didn't bother to talk to him, picked up the dishes and went upstairs, Dong Xiaoya followed, put the dishes in the kitchen, I led Dong Xiaoya into the house, Nezha was sleeping on the bed, he played with the computer for two days in a row, he didn't sleep anymore, I have to send it to the Internet Center, You Heng is the old rule, standing by the window and posing cool, when we entered the house, he slowly turned around and looked at Dong Xiaoya coldly.

He stood on the balcony for two hours two hours after I went out, and his snot was frozen into ice cubes, and when he turned his head, it was like a popsicle on his mouth......

"Why is he here?" You Heng opened his mouth and the ice slag fell down his lips, and I pointed to the sofa and said to Dong Xiaoya: "Sit down, this is the master you are looking for." ”

"The master is so young! By the way, what's going on with the master's face, it's almost time to catch up with Huang Yingjun. ”

"What else can I do, let the car crash, you want to look unpleasant, I asked him to put on the mask?"

Dong Xiaoya waved her hand again and again: "Don't toss people, if you really want to wear a mask, my secretary Huang will wear it." ”

I took out a cigarette from my pocket and threw one to Ya Ge, and said while lighting it for him: "Ya Ge, let's not make a fool of yourself, I really admire you from the point of view of your employment, just say that Secretary Huang, see the sky walking in front of your eyes, you are not afraid, no wonder you can fall into such a big business, know how to make good use of people!" ”

Dong Xiaoya pinched the cigarette and took a deep breath, sighed and said, "I still want to change to someone else!" But he is my wife's younger brother, my brother-in-law, no matter how disgusting he looks, I can only use him, this is a portable eye in the sky......"

I was momentarily speechless: "This ...... Your wife's brother, dear? ”

Don't blame me for not believing it, just Huang Yingjun's appearance sent to the set to shoot ghost movies, car accidents or anything, no makeup, directly, how brave it is to marry such a genetic person and go home! Even if there is a shih hiff in the eyes of a lover, you can't just patronize yourself and bury your child, right......

Look I don't believe it, Dong Xiaoya took out her wallet from her pocket, this is a miniature version of the wedding photo, a little fresh feeling, Dong Xiaoya stands next to a beautiful woman, with a unique temperament.

"This is his own sister." Dong Xiaoya pointed to the beauty in the photo and introduced it to me, and I saw that the sweat came down: "The family next door to my sister-in-law's house should not be surnamed Wang." ”

"Bang is joking with me, I know all your Internet terms." Dong Xiaoya slapped me far away and said, "By the way, Xiao Jiang, Brother Ya shouldn't have asked, what is the relationship between you and the master, how can I feel that the two of you are awkward together." ”

"I'm an old watch with him, what's wrong?"

"You're still relatives! No, this temperament is too far off. ”

I pointed to Huang Yingjun downstairs: "How far?" Can have Secretary Huang and sister-in-law far away! ”

"There are accidents in everything......

I nodded: "Accidents abound, besides, how can you see that our old man has a temperament?" ”

"Master's original surname is You! Then I'll call him Mr. You......"

The two of us had a wordless gossip there, You Heng originally asked me why Dong Xiaoya came, but as soon as we chatted, we ignored You Heng, how arrogant is You Heng's temperament? Seeing that no one answered him, he turned around and rushed out the door, I grabbed his arm and said, "Where are you going?" ”

"Make room for you."

"Where's the place, people are looking for you."

You Heng looked at Dong Xiaoya up and down and said, "What are you looking for me?" ”

Dong Xiaoya hurriedly put on a smile, took the initiative to hold You Heng's hand and said, "I'll ask you for some poetry." ”

You Heng pulled his arm out of Dong Xiaoya's hand, and then wiped it on the military coat, it seems that he still dislikes Dong Xiaoya, I am speechless, the first time I saw someone wearing a military coat who was afraid of being soiled by someone wearing a boss......

"What kind of background do you have, you dare to ask me for poetry."

I can hear the sweat of your mouth, even Xun Yu, the chief of staff under Cao Cao, made him scold stupidly. B, does it still matter what Dong Xiaoya's background is?

"Me! I have a Ph.D. ......"

Dong Xiaoya's face was dazed, I screamed in my heart, don't talk about you as a doctor, even if the Saint Seiya is nothing in the eyes of You Heng......

"Doctor, what is this doctor?"

You Heng asked this very calmly, he didn't have the slightest concept of the current degree at all, in fact, it really has to be compared, Dong Xiaoya must be much more knowledgeable than You Heng, to be fair, You Heng can only be regarded as a scholar born in the wild road, they were not so detailed at that time, you are educated, you can have a reputation in the surrounding Shilin, then you can be recommended to be an official, at least you are literate, better than the average illiterate!

But modern culture is modern culture after all, and there is still a certain difference from ancient culture, although Dong Xiaoya has a high education, he can receive textbook education in elementary school, and he is promoted to a junior high school to read down at such a level, and no one teaches poetry at all, even if he is interested in this thing now, it is still half a bucket of water.

You Heng is different, they usually just read, and after reading it, they play poetry when they have nothing to do, just like we play League of Legends now, as soon as you say which position to play, he can immediately say which hero is stronger, and the cultural atmosphere is different, so there is no comparison.

"You also don't care what Dr. is, anyway, his culture is not low, you can just click it."

I wiped the sweat from my forehead, planning to let the two of them leave after a while, they have been talking for a long time, and no one can guarantee that they will not show their stuffing......

But I saw that You Heng took off his military coat, sat on the sofa with an ancient style, revealing a piece of cotton pants, and said to Dong Xiaoya: "Hurry up, I'm still waiting to go to the toilet." ”

"Why don't you go first, I'll wait for you?"

You Heng waved his hand: "What can I talk to you about, three or two sentences, you can get to the point." ”

"That's good." Dong Xiaoya deliberately straightened her figure, cleared her throat and said: "I wrote a sentence a few days ago, and I always feel that it doesn't rhyme with fluency in the second half, so let's see if you have any tricks to help me get right." ”

You Heng nodded at him: "Say it." ”

"I went to the couplet, I met at the beginning of midsummer, and the lotus flowers in the art garden bloomed forever."

As soon as Dong Xiaoya's words came out, You Heng glanced at the corners of his mouth and showed a sneer: "It is said that poetry is born in response to the situation, you are so cold that you can't speak, where did Zhongxia say it come from?" ”

Dong Xiaoya's face turned red: "My wife and I met in the summer, and she has the word Yihe in her name, and I gave her this poem ......"

"Oh!" You Heng nodded: "It's a pity that I don't know what Mrs. Zun looks like, otherwise, this couplet is good." ”

Dong Xiaoya was overjoyed when she heard this, and turned out the photo of his wife and put it in front of Youheng's eyes as if offering a treasure: "Master You, this is my wife, take a look." ”

You Heng glanced slightly, and said smoothly: "The water is like a three-point lotus, and you can come with Feiyan without makeup." ”

Dong Xiaoya listened to the intoxication, squinted his eyes and kept applauding, and said: "A master is a master, I couldn't be so good when I thought about it, by the way, I still have half a sentence here, let's continue?" ”

You Heng nodded, and Dong Xiaoya continued: "Wen Wan once summoned a hundred birds, and the light posture and man dance are all good. ”

"Have you ever learned to dance?"

Dong Xiaoya nodded yes, and You Hengqi said: "I can understand all your words, but what does that good one mean in the end?" ”

"It's cute." I suddenly remembered that You Heng didn't know dialects, so in order to avoid Dong Xiaoya's suspicions, I immediately whispered to the side.

"You guys are really interesting, how can anyone use dialects to compose poems, well, the next couplet I give is: The prodigal son of Shu is not talking, how can he be a beautiful woman to comfort the king."

His poem is really neat, even I, a layman, listen to it very catchy, no wonder You Heng can be famous in Shilin during the Three Kingdoms period, this is really talented.

Dong Xiaoya was also full of praise on the side, but unfortunately, our praise was not over, You Heng was already shaking his head and sighing: "Alas! Such a beautiful woman, but died young, whining and mourning, wooing and mourning. ”

As soon as he said this, Dong Xiaoya and I were so angry that our faces turned green, I pulled his waist and eyes, and scolded in a low voice: "What are you talking about, people asked you to point out verses, and you cursed people's wives to death in front of you." ”

You Hengqi said: "Why, aren't you dead!" How did she paint all the portraits before she died? ”

I was so angry that I wanted to throw this thing down from the second floor: "That TM is a photo ......"-

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