I finally know how Cao Cao, Liu Biao, and Huang Zu all want to kill this thing, he is a scourge!

Dong Xiaoya, the CEO of a big company, has a lot of money and is erudite, and he deigned to come to you for advice, but the result was good, and he was so angry that he almost vomited blood on the spot.

I stopped the angry Dong Xiaoya to explain for a long time, and finally found a reason to calm the anger in his heart, which is to quote the lyric poem "Some People" written by our contemporary poet Zang Kejia to commemorate the thirteenth anniversary of Mr. Lu Xun's death!

There is a man who is alive, and he is dead;

Some people are dead, and he is still alive!

In the end, the excuse I thought of for You Heng actually made Dong Xiaoya fall into reflection, Dong Xiaoya felt that although he had made money over the years, his soul was empty, no different from a dead man, which made You Heng's status in his mind once again sublimated - from a writer to a thinker......

I TM especially want to smoke myself, you say I do my best to package a *** what the hell is the picture......

Dong Xiaoya was still grateful to Dade when he left the treasury, he realized that he should do something more meaningful, so that he not only has wealth, but also has morality, and I, I realized that I have changed from a silk cocoon to a big fool, in order to hide the true identity of the gods, I don't seem to have said a word of truth to outsiders from beginning to end......

Since I got to know the great god, my cooking skills have improved, and I have started to do housework, and it has become an important part of my life, and I feel like an adult now......

Lunch is tasteless, every day busy morning and evening is fine, the key is that I am now living in fear, one is afraid that the gods will cause trouble, and the other is afraid of being ganged in front of outsiders, and no one can stand it.

After tidying up the dinner table, I was about to take a nap, but Bai Qi sat on the side of my bed at this time, I glanced at him and said, "What's the matter?" ”

"I want to be a modern person."

"You be a chicken feather."

I was about to lie down wrapped in the quilt, and grabbed the corner of the quilt violently: "I'm serious." ”

I said impatiently: "Uncle, are you doing this improperly? There is a TV to watch, a military coat to wear, a flush toilet, what do you want? Why don't I go out and get you a job again? At your age, you can only look at the door......"

As soon as I finished speaking, Bai Qi shook his head there: "No, I mean I want to be like you, to be able to go out and do what I want to do every day, not just stay in this yard." ”

I couldn't help but be a little surprised by what he said, whether it was Nezha, Lei Zhenzi or You Heng, although they all had the desire to go out and walk around, it is unknown whether they had considered integrating into this society.

Bai Qi is the first person who wants to have independent thinking!

"I have fought for my country for more than 30 years, just want to one day the world can be unified, so that no one will be devastated by the war, although this dream has not been realized until I die, but now it is different, now the world is peaceful, I want to be an ordinary person."

What an ordinary dream, the holder of this dream is actually the first killing god in Chinese history - Bai Qi!

I can't imagine what the ordinary life he wanted was like when he was in the Warring States Period, and he slaughtered 10,000 people from six countries alone! Carrying a birdcage to visit the park every day or hooking up with a square dancing aunt? If he goes to the vegetable market to buy vegetables and bargains with the vendor for two cents, will he end up slashing people with a knife......

"Done! So what's your first step? I couldn't wait to know his plan, and my face turned white: "I want you to take me out for a walk in the afternoon." ”

I slapped my thigh: "! If you want to go shopping, you can say ......."

Now Bai Qi is like a child, he is full of curiosity about the world when he is reborn, if it is me who travels to ancient times, he may react exactly the same as him, although Nezha and Lei Zhenzi also have this emotion, but it is definitely not as strong as Bai Qi, they have unlimited time to adapt to this world, because they are gods, Bai Qi only has one year, I believe, he must not want to leave any regrets in this year.

As for Youheng......

Let him be a glass by the window, he will be a scourge......

Bai Qi has such an idea,I naturally can't sweep his interest,I've given him a modern lesson before,He also learned a lot of relevant knowledge from the "Children's Recognition of Things",I think it shouldn't be a big problem to take him out shopping this time.,At least he knows the car.,And it's not a bad thing to deepen your understanding of the world.,The less trouble you have, the better.。

As usual, I slipped a note with my address and phone number in his pocket, and I rode out into the street on a tricycle.

Sansheng Township is not big, but such a small township is enough to dazzle Bai Qi, seeing the world from the eyes of reality and seeing the world from the perspective of books is completely different, because he can not only see, but also feel, such as Sanke, Bai Qi already knows that this thing is called a motorcycle, but he doesn't know that this thing can also make the roar of a motor, and he doesn't know the principle of operation, what he can experience is the happiness of sitting on a horse again.

"De'er ~~~~~~ driving ~~~~~ driving ~~~~~~"

Driving your uncle, the feelings of Bai Qi and Nezha they are taught by a teacher, just to make a sound, he still can't stop gesturing on the car to ride a horse, and at a traffic light, there is a driver who rolled down the window and shouted at me: "Dude, go the other way, right?" The psychiatric hospital is on the other side......"

I almost found a crack in the ground and got in~~

When I finally arrived in the township, I found a random place to park, and directly in front of us was the only farmers' market in Sansheng Township.

"Uncle, please be shocked the next time you take the car, really, you don't know how embarrassed I was just now, you should also pay attention to the impact."

I just wanted to count him, but Bai Qi pulled my sleeve and pointed at the door of the farmers' market, and said excitedly: "There are people in front, what is the place?" ”

"The farmer's market, it's your old bazaar, a place to buy and sell things."

Bai Qi stroked his long beard and said, "Oh, then take me for a walk." ”

I laughed and said, "Isn't this your first stop today?" ”

I led Bai Qi into the gate, although it was noon, there were a lot of people in this place, selling everything, Bai Qi wore a military coat with cotton shoes, and looked out of place in the crowd, but he didn't understand, so he didn't care about it, and ran to the door in front of a stall selling underwear.

"Hey! This glove is tightly wrapped, but it doesn't show its fingers, and it's inconvenient to move. ”

I took off the hand-knitted woolen socks in his hand: "Don't mess with people's things......"

As soon as I finished speaking, Bai Qi violently picked up a bra on the stall again, only to see him drag it in his hand and keep shaking it, and said to the stall owner with a smile: "What are you carrying in this cloth bag?" How is it so small? ”

I was sweating in a hurry, I didn't know what to say, the boss looked Bai Qi up and down, the corners of his mouth twitched, and said: "I can't touch what I bought and don't touch it, uncle, you are joking with me, you can't fit anything with an A cup, you can change to an H and take it home to load grapefruit, and you can play with mussel ......shells on your head if you have nothing to do"——

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