No wonder other girls beat him, can you please him with a sanitary napkin and run behind someone's ass?

This Bai Qi is also yes, I can't ride three wheels for such a long time and I don't know sanitary napkins, but I don't blame him, except for Huang Shuhe and Wu Sangui, I don't care what arrogant overlord of the heavenly realm gods you have, and now you have only one identity - a single dog! A bunch of big men who have nothing to do with that stuff all day long, right......

Guan Yu sat on the sofa and stayed for about ten minutes like an old monk before he moved a little and said to me: "If you can trust Guan Mou, now let them let my third brother go, so that I can have a good talk with him." ”

Guan Yu believes it or not, who else can he believe?

Seeing that he offered to talk to Zhang Fei, I was a little overwhelmed with joy, the most likely person in my house to cause trouble now is except Li Cunxiao is him, Li Cunxiao is better, since Brother Monkey helped to train him, he is quite restrained, as long as you don't mess with him, he will never do anything with you.

I just stood at the door and smoked a cigarette and waited, hoping that Guan Yu would give me good news when he came out in a while, after all, judging from the book, this Zhang Fei has never been a good stubble, and his personality is extremely irritable, even in the face of Lu Bu, these characters whose combat effectiveness is higher than him, he has never compromised, but the more you beat him, the more he will compete with you, this kind of person, typical of eating soft and not hard, can have a certain restraint on him, except for that Liu Bei Guan Yu in front of him.

But then again, this Liu Bei is really a bullish character, not to mention Zhang Fei and Guan Yu, they are brothers who worship the son, just Zhao Yun, Zhuge Liang, Ma Chao Huang Zhong or something, all of them are willing to work under him, which also shows his ability, especially one named Liu An, in order to entertain Liu Bei, he specially killed his wife, and invited Liu Bei to eat his wife......

How much charisma does this have to make someone else do such a thing! But personally, I don't like this person very much, and I think this person is fake.

Thinking that Liu Bei was defeated, Guan Yu surrendered Cao Cao in order to protect his family, and he himself ran to Yuan Shao, Yuan Shao entertained him with good wine and meat at that time, he ate and drank well and said that he was going to pick up Guan Yu and come back to work for Yuan Shao, and Yuan Shao was so happy that he was almost not crazy, at that time, a strategist named Xu You told Yuan Shao that Liu Bei would never come back, Yuan Shao also scolded Xu You, and said, 'Liu Bei is benevolent and righteous, and he will do what he says, how can you spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain?' ’

Then, the benevolent and righteous Uncle Liu Huang led Guan Yu away after finishing the meal......

Of course, Yuan Shao, a capricious person like Liu Bei, is indeed not worthy of a hero like Liu Bei, but I can't always convince myself to like this 'benevolent and righteous man', his biggest highlight in the Three Kingdoms is that he is kind-hearted and loves the people like a son, but his country was exchanged for nearly forty years of war, and we all know that fighting is to kill people, and after forty years of war, how many 'sons' do he have to send to the grave......

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei's conversation lasted for almost half an hour, at first I could still hear Zhang Fei's loud shouting through the wall, but as time went by, Zhang Fei's voice became smaller and smaller, and in the end there was basically silence inside, and when the door opened again, the filter in front of me was thrown to the ground.

Guan Yu arched his hand at me: "Brother Jiang, please come in and speak." ”

I nodded at him and walked in with a grin: "Second brother, the times are different, you don't need to bow before you speak, people look at this thing awkwardly." ”

Guan Yu was also noncommittal, and beckoned to Zhang Fei: "Third brother, come and see Brother Jiang, in the future, we will rely on this brother for food, clothing, housing and transportation." ”

Zhang Fei is a rough man, he is not even a bird to Lu Bu, not to mention that I am a weak person with a silk, he looked me up and down, and he said angrily: "Why are you dressed so strangely?" ”

I sweated: "Third brother, it's been more than a thousand years since you were then, and today's aesthetics are popular for me to wear it like this, but it's you, it's easy to be laughed at when you wear this......"

"Ridiculous, my eldest brother is the son of the Han Zhengshuo, and I am also the Marquis of Xixiang, dare to laugh at me, see if I don't pick his skin!"

"Do as the locals do, third brother, don't forget what I just told you." Seeing Zhang Fei yelling at me when he opened his mouth, Guan Yu immediately reminded him on the side, Zhang Fei also listened to Guan Yu's words, and seeing that he was silent, Guan Yu continued: "Then please trouble Brother Jiang to find some clothes for the two of us that modern people often wear." ”

I agreed in passing, but I was a little speechless when I glanced at their big beards, in fact, it doesn't matter what they wear, the key is the beard, Zhang Fei is just right, Guan Yu's beard is too much, you can't wear anything for him, especially in summer, you can't imagine what kind of scene it is like for him to have such a long beard and wear a hurdle vest and kick slippers......

But I can't persuade him to shave his beard yet, let alone whether he agrees or not, I can't convince myself, this is the Martial Saint Guan Yu! His image has long been ingrained in our minds, and it can be described as extremely sacred, who can bear to ruin this image?

"I talked to the third brother before, since we have all died once, there is really no need to dwell on the past, but my third brother's personality has ups and downs from time to time, Guan is afraid that one day he will not pay attention to him and fight with Na Lu Bu again, in order to avoid extraneous branches, I also asked Brother Jiang to prepare a place for the two brothers to live alone."

I didn't hesitate at all, and said by the way: "No problem, I'll add a bed to your house in a while, you can live here, and then I'll send you to the house directly for dinner or something." ”

Guan Yu still couldn't change his problem, and still arched his hand to me: "It's too hard, by the way, Guan Mou has something unclear, you just kept saying that the times are different, is there anything different from us back then?" ”

"Hey, there are so many different places." For a while, I didn't know how to tell him about the changes of more than a thousand years, if you want to describe modern knowledge to him, it is estimated that you can't finish talking about ten days and half a month, and now what I can tell him is a rough idea, I straightened out my thoughts and said: "Second brother, you should have prostitutes at that time." ”

Guan Yu is a virtuous person, he should be relatively disdainful of the profession of prostitute, I obviously saw that his brows were wrinkled, but I couldn't see any change in his face, after all, his face was already red!

"Of course, there is." Guan Yu replied.

"Are prostitutes legal in your time?" I asked again.

Guan Yu nodded: "No matter how lowly it is, it is still under the control of the government after all, which should be legal." ”

"That's right, prostitutes were legal at that time, and sleeping with other people's wives had to be immersed in pig cages, am I right?"

Guan Zhang and the others nodded in unison: "That's right, what now?" ”

"Now...... Now prostitutes are illegal, but sleeping with other people's wives is more popular......" -

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The name of tomorrow's chapter is "Beauty Concentration Camp",There will be a lot of girls.,Everyone pay attention to the subscription.,By the way,Old wine wants to talk about it.,Yesterday was supposed to be updated.,But there's something at home.,Lao Jiu's nephew was admitted to Peking University's doctoral program.,So it wasn't updated yesterday.,I'm sorry everyone! (To be continued.) )